Percent Virgin

[Socius Rockus]

  18% now now

* Socius Rockus goes looking for a random animal to make out --> 16%... will he make it?

Seems that the only thing I still can do that doesn't defy my moral values
LOL, don't have those!
0% here I come!

[Dintin]

/=yes            x=no

/1. Nearly been expelled from school.
/2. Been slapped.
x3. Slapped someone.
/4. Bitten someone.
x5. Drank blood.
/6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
x7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
/8. Tried to fly.
x9. Internally bled.
/10. Broken a bone.

x11. Been hit by a car.
x12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
x13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
/14. Fainted.
x15. Been struck by lightning.
x16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
/17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
/18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
x19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
/20. Been poopied on by a bird.

x21. Made out with a random person.
/22. Felt up a mannequin.           (I was a lil tipsy)
x23. Slapped a random person.
x24. Bit a random person.
/25. Licked (beat up) a random person.       (I was a lil more than tipsy)
/26. Fell in love on first sight.
/27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
/28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
x29. And succeeded.
x30. Made out with a random animal.

/31. Been humped by a dog.
/32. And slapped said dog.
x33. Got syphilis.
x34. Got married.
x35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
/37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
x38. Got botox'ed.
x39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
/40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

x41. Saved someone's life.
x42. Killed someone.
/43. Been electrocuted.
x44. Been stalked.
/45. Got a scar.
/46. Got drunk.
x47. Been stabbed.
x48. Been shot.
/49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
/50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.

[Madoring]

48%  i suck...LOL

x1. Nearly been expelled from school.
x2. Been slapped.
x3. Slapped someone.
x4. Bitten someone.
5. Drank blood.
x6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
x8. Tried to fly.
x9. Internally bled.
x10. Broken a bone.

x11. Been hit by a car.
x12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
x14. Fainted.
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
x19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
x20. Been poopied on by a bird.

x21. Made out with a random person.
xx22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
xxx26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
x28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
x36. Hitchhiked.
x37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
38. Got botox'ed.
x39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
x43. Been electrocuted.
x44. Been stalked.
x45. Got a scar.
x46. Got drunk.
x47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.