first person narrative

[Eathon]

I imagine there was a small moment around birth?

[Heleckie]

How many times have you been drunk?

Just because we're Irish doesn't mean we're drunk all the time... *hic*

Yes it does

[bloodedIrishman]

I imagine there was a small moment around birth?

Wrong.

From birth the teets we put our lips upon were swollen with alcoholic milk. That is why Irishman are partial to the drink.

[Eathon]

Parallo:

Yes; yes, it does.

[Parallo]

Its our nature. Not being pretty enough for women and lacking the intelligence nessesary for cards, the Irishman in his quest for levity usually ends up drunk, dead, or just dead drunk.

[Geoni]

I imagine there was a small moment around birth?

Wrong.

From birth the teets we put our lips upon were swollen with alcoholic milk. That is why Irishman are partial to the drink.

Wow....i have nothing to say about that...