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Earowo

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A monsters Point of veiw
« on: April 07, 2010, 02:12:04 am »
This gonna be another forum game, buts a bit diffrent then the you are a whatever
For this one, you play out as if you are doing somthing to a monster, but you have to do it from the monsters point of veiw :3
Me starts.

Tloke Warrior: Here comes that fuzzy thing again...
Tloke Drone: HE HAS POINTY THINGS, PROTECT THE QUEEN!!
Tloke Warrior: Drones move out take him down!!
Tloke drones start biting at Earowo.
Earowo starts cuttin into shreds with his sabres while whistling a soft tune.
Tloke Queen: Warriors!! he is after my jewles again!! Stop him!!
Tloke warriors stab at Earowo with their stingers.
Earowo chops a few heads and kicks some of the warriors.
Tloke Queen: Damn the colonie is ruined....
Earowo kicks the Queen in the head as hard as he can knocking her unconcious and takes the tlokes queens gem, then he starts plucking wings from the dead bodies.
Earowo: Jirosh is going to be pretty happy to get his hands on this.
Earowo walks away, towards Ojaveda.
Dohmo: Please clean up your language immediately.
Me: as i just said, what i said, fits in the guidlines of rated PG, i was just explaining to the G guy
Dohmo: Sorry I tried to e nice
Dohmo: and i'm telling you to clean it up. last warning
Dohmo: now just do it
Dohmo: No more warnings

Abuse?

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Re: A monsters Point of veiw
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 03:46:18 am »
Dark rogue gets hit with taste of death then runs into a wall.
Dark rogue: Must...get...to...the...coward...mage!
Esorono waves his wings and flutter his wings as he sends barrages of dark way to the dark rogue.
Dark rogue: Why don't you fight me like a man you stupid klyros!?
Dark rogue dies.
Esorono tries looting the corpse and gets a chain mail glove.


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Re: A monsters Point of veiw
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 04:11:36 am »
I don't take part in the killing of innocent creatures... :'(


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Re: A monsters Point of veiw
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 12:03:56 pm »
Brigand: "Man this is a sweet spot for a view. I can see the light shimmering down on the water across the hills to my right, and the gleam of it on the rocks below, the sweeping fields of grass and the-"

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

Kull: charges up the hill with daggers

Brigand: "Wait a minute!"

"If I'm the leader of a group of rogues, why I am I all alone, and they all spread out in ANOTHER valley?!"

"IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"

Kull: attacks Brigand

Brigand: defends himself "I was enjoying this nice view and pondering the incomprehensible beauty of nature in its purest form."

Kull: "I was pondering how much loot you will give me"

Brigand: "I only carry smelly torn leather armor, some tria to buy beer and food and one sword."

Kull: "No you drop a silver falchion, a pie and tria. Sometimes a rare axe."

Brigand: "Wait, what?"

Kull: "Not to mention you are about as strong as your rogue buddies. I'd say weaker. I can one-hit you."

Kull stabs Brigand and he dies.

Kull: "Doesn't make much sense does it?"

Brigand (dead): "Hold on just one minute!"

"I don't have a silver falchion, I don't have a pie, and why would you say sometimes?! You never killed me before!"

Kull: "Oh boy. You've got a lot to learn about Yliakum."

Brigand: "...."

Kull jumps on Brigands body in a victory-dance.

Brigand: ".................................................................................."

"Screw this place."
« Last Edit: April 07, 2010, 12:06:14 pm by bloodedIrishman »

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Re: A monsters Point of veiw
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 01:43:01 pm »
Treppor warrior chews on some regurgitated food savoring the aftertaste. It now has a nice bitter seasoning. He closes his eyes as he chews slowly and sucks the extra juice out with each bite.
Rigwyn sneaks up from behind with a dull, beat up butter knife of a sword.
Treppor warrior rolls his eyes silently having caught a glimps of his attacker.
Rigwyn smacks the treppor in the rear with his training sword and manages to knock off a few scales.
Angrily, treppor warrior jumps and turns. He crouches down and narrows his eyes as he sizes up his predator.
Rigwyn laughs and pokes the treppor in the snout lightly.
Treppor Warrior pounces on Rigwyn and bites his throat
Rigwyn gasps having underestimated its strength. Dumbfounded, he grabs onto its jaw trying to prevent it from closing.
Treppor warrior clamps down on Rigwyn's neck hard. He shakes his head and swings his rear trying to snap it.
Rigwyn's eyes pop open and a wet snap can be heard. His body droops lifelessly.
Treppor warrior let's go and then stretches his neck as he examines his prey. Slowly and carefully he clamps down on Rigwyn's right ear and snips it off. He chews slowly on the cartlidge.
Queen treppor skitters out from behind a bush and looks at Treppor Warrior with a condescending glare.
Treppor warrior: "What is it now Camile?"
Queen Treppor: "You didn't.."
Treppor Warrior: "I know, I know. Wild diaboli should be washed thoroughly before eating.. Blah blah blah"
Queen Treppor: Now dont you blah-blah-blah me! You DO remember what happened to Robert the last time he ate an unclean beast.
Treppor Warrior rolls his eyes, "that was different. Robert has lactose intolerant."
Treppor Queen: He was eating a diaboli mind you.
Treppor Warrior sighs "yes, a lactating diaboli."
Treppor Queen sniffs looking away "minor details.. Don't be a pedant. It's not very becoming."
Treppor warrior swallows and then bites rigwyn's cheek. He pulls hard and leans back.
Treppor Queen looks at the diaboli hungrily and then turns away again keeping the carcass in her periferal vision.
Treppor Warrior: Shall I tear off a piece for you your highness ,
Treppor Warrior smiles as he waits for an answer.
Treppor Queen flashes Treppor Warrior a bitter stare " You really sicken me you uncouth slob"
Treppor warrior tugs a few more times , leans back hard and manages to tear off a large sheet of flesh.
Treppor Queen rubs her feelers together almost automatically as she begins to walk away.
Treppor Warrior's eyes glaze over as he brims with satisfaction, " Ok then.  Its here if you want some"
Treppor Queen turns around and says "Joshua, I need you to run an errand for me right now"
Treppor Warrior swallows the flesh whole and and approaches Treppor queen reluctantly, "Can't this wait? I'm in the middle of a meal if you haven't noticed?"
Treppor Queen says without hesitation or concern, 'I have more important matters. I need you to go find Aaron of Warrensberg and bring him here."
Treppor Warrior: Aaron of Warrensberg? Isn't he the.... ?
Treppor Queen rolls here eyes, "Yes, he's the Treppor Mage who swallowed a humanoid glyph and a Trepporoid glyph"
Treppor warrior says with a surprised look, "Its that how he did it?"
Treppor queen smiles "Yes, according to Lord Wellington that's how he cast that aweful spell that game Treppors human names and humans, Treppor names"
Treppor Warrior, "what a screw up that was! I can barely pronoiunce these stupid human names"
Treppor Queen, "Well, hopefully I can get hime to reverse it. Please, do hurry along."
Treppor Warrior lowers himself on one leg reverently and then scurries away.
Treppor Queen looks around guiltily.
Treppor Queen reluctantly lowers her face to the diaboli, taking in his scent, and then grabs onto a thich fold of skin and begins to tug on it.