Hrm... Got boredom eh?
Here's a few tips for relieving your boredom:
1. Light a fire
2. Get drunk.
3. Start a polygamist cult in your back yard.
4. Stop playing plainshift
5. Steal something
6. Fantasize about and plot to get some alone time with someone else's spouse.
7. Burn a religious holy book.
Regarding #7, There is some grubby,toothless hill-billy preacher who is planning on doing this publicly.. Google it.
8. Eat lots of food.
9. Find someone (attractive) who likes to play rough ( light smacking, minor pain inflictions ).. See where it goes.
10. Shave the family pet.
11. Hand someone's underwear on top of a flagpole or hang it from the electrical wires over the street.
11. Play a joke on someone.
12. Smash something. ( Glass makes a glorious sound )
13. Go to a confessional in a catholic church and confess something that's completely untrue. See if you can shock the priest.
Regarding #13, try not to laugh.
14. Buy lots of stuff.
15. Try smoking cigarettes.
16. drop a stink bomb in a store or public place.
Regarding #16, you can buy these... They are harmless little vials that smell like rotten eggs.
17. Go to a restaurant where they have a chalk board with the special of the day, and change it.
18. Dress differently and pretend to be someone else for a day (lie about who you are ).
19. Shave off your eyebrows and see how many people notice ( or don't notice)
20. Take an old person to the zoo. Old folks like the zoo!
There, that should dispell your boredom.
For those who try these things, always remember that life is full of consequences.
Do as you wish and accept your consequences.
