Well guys, the dudes at this candy factory said I could work there! They are called the \"Local Mental Institute\" for some reason, but they have good candy! It comes in these green things that they poke into ya and it makes you feel good!
But the clothes they give you to wear are annoying. Its this white jacket that wraps your arms around you. I cannot move to help customers!
But I was promoted, so now I am in control of an entire
section of the store. I am selling that green candy I was just talking about. But nobody has come to buy any yet, even though the guys who work here say \"We sell lots of candy! Yep!\" Except after that they burst out laughing, but thats just because they are excited about working here like me probably.
My counter is actually a room. Since no one ever comes I just rest...where ever I want! The whole place is padded with pillows, its so comfy!
I think I have found my new home.
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