Karakth : Warrior Mage
Kezuke : ?berdaimyo
So, someone wanna taste of my katana?
Yeah ok
* Kezuke draws his magnificent, shiny sword
But I fear it is you who shall be tasting MY katana
* Kezuke challenges karakth
* Karakth draws his humble katana.
* Kezuke chops from the right
* Karakth performs Spreading Fountain Under The Rising Moon and blocks Kezuke\'s chop.
* Karakth then twists his katana to swipe from the left.
* Kezuke narrowly avoids the disrespectful ?bergeek attack and chops karakths head clean off
MOHAHAHAHAHAHA
* Karakth vanishes in a puff of smoke.
* Karakth steps out from behind a column.
ooops
* Kezuke draws upon holy might
* Karakth is holding a crossbow aimed at Kezuke\'s head.
* Kezuke gains + 130 dex
* Kezuke matrix dodges
* Karakth throws a bomb while saying \"Dodge this.\"
* Kezuke dodges that
* Karakth runs for cover....Fzzzz....
Boom.
* Kezuke survives
sucker
Splat.
Phut.
* Kezuke forgot about the crossbow and mattrixdodges again
* Karakth spins around, firing madly with his Super Jeweled Enchanted Crossbow of Nevermissing + 200
* Karakth is using Magical Bolts of automatichitinthegonads + 5
* Kezuke shows karakths that nevermissing bolts really CAN miss
* Karakth tilts his crossbow *slightly* downwards while Kezuke matrix dodges....That\'s gotta hurt -_-
* Kezuke demonstrates the chopping abilities of the Wakishimnitochiram +2.000.000 on a crossbow
* Kezuke gets tired
* Kezuke sleeps
* Karakth silently gags Kezuke while he sleeps.
* Kezuke just pretended he was sleeping and karakths feels how hard life is without a head
* Karakth vanishes in a puff of smoke.
noooooo
* Karakth steps out from behind another column.
* Kezuke vanishes in a puff off smoke
* Karakth says \"Never mess with a- what the?\"
* Kezuke morphs inside karakth
* Karakth looks about him and then starts to mutter the \"Kill all people named Kezuke\" spell under his breath.
too late
* Karakth starts to claw at his chest, his spell forgotten.
* Kezuke grows
* Kezuke grows
* Karakth manages to poke one of Kezuke\'s eyes sticking out of his abdomen.
ouch
* Karakth pokes it again, with Kezuke\'s forgotten Katana.
* Kezuke gets pissed and rips the shit out of karakths groin
MOHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
* Karakth says \"Thank you. I needed to go to the toilet.\"
* Karakth , now shitless, morphs away from Kezuke.
* Kezuke holds out karakths groin for everyone too se
* Hunakau|ingame is now known as Hunakau|watchin
* Hunakau|watchin is now known as Hunakau|TV
* Niber has joined #planeshift
I will keep this one
* Karakth notices that Kezuke is holding a bunch of faeces.
Fair enough.
* Kezuke teleport into the demon world
* Karakth mutters a few words and teleports after him.
* Karakth swears.
* Karakth has banished many a demon to this place in his time.
* Kezuke notices that you followed after him and teleports around in the demon world
zzoom
zzzoom
zzoom
* Karakth mutters a few words and next time Kezuke\'s body teleports, his head teleports back to the real world....
* Kezuke disappears and says, this fight is not over manling!
* Karakth returns to the real world and summons a giant tower out of the ground in which only he and people he allows to enter can..uh..enter.
* Karakth enters his tower.
To be continued!
