\"Congrats, heres membership to the \"too-much-free-time-isum club \"
Please note that Your membership will instantly expire if you are
1)Married with kids
2)Employed*
3)In prison/On the run form the law
or
4)dead*
1*does not apply if your job does not require heavy lifting or any heavy mental tought process. E.g. resident blood donater, anthrax test subject, Bullet-Proof jacket tester, and or anything along that line*
2*If you come back as a zombie or any undead being we must recieve notice form you as soon as possiable. The hot line will be open 24 hours a day, In the event that your are inable to communicate with staff we will call our resident psychic/medium, but you will have to bring your own chicken gizzards.\"
Idiot..
