\" The peddler of Gnomes will return and there will be much trading of gnomes in his footsteps \" - So sayeth the wise Alaundo
The BG2 ripoff apart you should start the Gnome merchants again Evey boy . There is much potential in that. Your guild never failed to make me smile and was a prime target for ribbing.
Go Gnome Merchants!!!EDIT :: Here are some ideas to help you :
Appendix 1 : Gnome Marketing strategies-
1. Get Venge to endorse gnomes as the secret of his virility.
2. n gnomes for the price of one offer.
3. Buy three gnomes get a hot elven chick free offer
4. Chance to win a date with some prominent PS chick or somesuch.
5. Sponsor betting on Drak\'s next alignment change.
6. Free book titled\":
1001 gnome recipies : Gnomes are Good Eatin.
7. Promote gnomes as the nextgen Herbal Viagra.
8. Double the price initially then offer them half price for an introductory period.
9. Tout gnomes as l337ne55 symbols. Get some people to wear gnome\'s on their heads for a few months and act cool!!
10. Organise a party in a big hall, invite lots of people, lock the doors and then beat them black and blue until they agree to buy 100 gnomes each.
Each is a SHOO WIN strategy. Good luck peddling
PS: I love this kid Val-summingortheother

. His guild\'s DE posts and their responses were so funny that people at the office stared at me for laughing so hard.

Good Luck with your guild Val!! And I don\'t mean that as a joke

. There are so few things on the forum these days that really entertain. (causing much nostalgia about the good old days )