Author Topic: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread  (Read 185237 times)

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #825 on: January 03, 2012, 03:39:32 am »
Awwww, you want a hug too Jekkar?   :detective:
Also, it's more credible to others if you grow in power slowly over time.  First kill rats, then noobs, then klyros, and eventually work your way up to more powerful creatures ~ Miomai

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #826 on: January 03, 2012, 04:54:45 am »
>_> Course he does. That lovable, smelly Enki that he is...
Hey look kids, it's the antichrist Marsuveus!
What? Doesn't he just look huggable? Aw, c'mon, give him a hug.


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« Reply #827 on: July 25, 2012, 02:06:12 am »
Hey, anything going on in here? Did the grand old man of PS finally die off?
I suggest the statue of Laanx gets turned into a statue of Parallo <3. An NPC could never replace the huge hole he left in my heart when he died  :'(

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #828 on: August 02, 2012, 05:25:36 pm »
Hey, anything going on in here? Did the grand old man of PS finally die off?

It would appear to be the case my dear old friend. You know who was responsible for this state of affairs don't you? Yes, him. He whose Name Cannot Be Mentioned. I suppose I take some blame for this; after all, it was my duty to educate and socialise the whelp, but alas it proved beyond even my abilities.

After driving off Sangwa and torturing poor old Jekkar to the verge of a nervous breakdown, I suppose he got bored, his nefarious aims at last realised.

But the Gods, Fate, Destiny - call it what you will - always have the last laugh. The last I heard, the damn iconoclast now spends all his days and nights in continual agony in some monastery, owing to some untreatable disease of the "lower regions" contracted from one of those many ladies of ill repute he so liked to frequent. I knew revenge would be mine one day!

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« Reply #829 on: September 12, 2012, 02:50:09 am »
Even Laanx could not preform the duties you mention, breaking that insolent whelp and building a man, not to He Who Cannot Be Named. The insufferable cur made a haimes of all my best machinations. Usually by involving said ladies of ill repute in his dire plots. Rest assured, I shall hunt this rapscallion down and make good my revenge, beginning with his sister.. or perhaps his brother.
I suggest the statue of Laanx gets turned into a statue of Parallo <3. An NPC could never replace the huge hole he left in my heart when he died  :'(

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« Reply #830 on: September 12, 2012, 11:23:08 am »
That's all good and well, but in the intervening months between messages I've lost whatever iota of interest I had for this thread. I blame Jekkar.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #831 on: September 12, 2012, 10:05:47 pm »
Hey look kids, it's the antichrist Marsuveus!
What? Doesn't he just look huggable? Aw, c'mon, give him a hug.


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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #832 on: September 13, 2012, 06:58:17 pm »
Jekkar is a fine man. Please do not besmirch his reputation.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 09:35:09 am by ludwigusdescartium »

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #833 on: September 13, 2012, 09:46:15 pm »
A besmirched reputation is the only one worth having.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #834 on: September 14, 2012, 09:43:38 am »
One eulogises dishonour only when one possesses no reputation at all.

On more pressing matters, I am given to believe that Parallo and Jekkar plan a glorious return to Yliakum, eager to restore the Empire to lofty heights, and to erase the besmirched legacy of the Greenmoons. Rejoice!

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #835 on: September 14, 2012, 11:15:55 am »
Your neighbors will keep their eyes open... sharing a tea with "creatures" like Jekkar appears rather improbable.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #836 on: September 14, 2012, 11:36:09 am »
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One eulogises dishonour only when one possesses no reputation at all.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #837 on: October 18, 2012, 06:03:07 pm »
Where are these derned Greenmoons I've heard were coming back?  :-\
I regret to announce that this is the end.

I bid you all a very fond farewell

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #838 on: November 17, 2012, 07:42:24 pm »
If only they would. I had many good friends in The Dark Empire.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #839 on: November 17, 2012, 09:37:17 pm »
Well, definitely no sight of TDE :(
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