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XpYtZ

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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2005, 01:48:46 am »
Yes the thread is ancient but I promised a picture when I had one and now I have one.

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« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2005, 01:50:15 am »
Well, I am saddened you did not name it Slagle, but I am still happy for you :D

Edit: Hope you know I am just joking around about the not naming it slagle :)
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2005, 02:21:40 am »
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Well, I am saddened you did not name it Slagle, but I am still happy for you :D

Edit: Hope you know I am just joking around about the not naming it slagle :)


Should have got with fesfes.... :D
Btw, AWW BABY!!! :) *pinch pinch*

edit, pressed u instead of i in pinch, that wouldnt be good...
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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2005, 05:54:59 am »
I used to like babies until my dad and stepmom poofed up a couple half brothers for me. Those things were pure evil...

But babies make the most funny faces.


Many gratzez.
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2005, 06:30:59 am »
nice cybio, soemtimes I feel that way about my little sister, eep! goes off to cry at the bad memories that brought up! D
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« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2005, 07:36:16 am »
Babies are teh evuhl!!! EVUHL!!! They stink, they are high maintenance, they are more trouble than they are good, they grow up to be teenagers with drug problems, and you will spend 50% of your time trying to get them out of jail and the other 50% trying to get them to not do drugs and other \"bad\" things. Then, in the end, when you are old and need care in some sort of facility, your kids will say \"F*ck you! Figure it out yourself.\" but you don\'t have the money to rent a place in the nursing home because you are still paying back their college loans although they dropped out the second week. With your heart weakening by the day, you all of a sudden feel a pain in your chest, and your left arm goes numb--a heart attack. What do your kids do? Abandon you in their own pursuit of glory, money, and materialistic happiness.

Other than that, they are...well, ok to be around. Good luck! :D
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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2005, 06:13:47 pm »
Good job Faldrok. Now he\'s probably going to do something crazy to \"take care\" of the baby \"problem\".
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« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2005, 06:43:30 pm »
I would be for explosives, wont let any signs of the baby back.

HECK! Dont do what I said. Babies are cute, as long as they havent learned how to scream and how to stink.
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Cybio Kingfist

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« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2005, 09:45:24 pm »
Babies are born weapons of mass mess and stink. They come prepackaged with the knowledge of how to make life more difficult.
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« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2005, 10:07:42 pm »
While I agree that the kid makes all kinds of problems he is my kid and with that comes the ability to brainwash him into doing my bidding as he gets older so I see it as a fair trade. j/k :D
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« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2005, 10:31:12 pm »
indeed... mwaahaahaa!!!
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« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2005, 03:28:55 am »
Whatever you do, please don\'t spoil him. A lot of parents tend to do that with their first-born child because they just feel the \"need\" for it or something. I do not intend to be rude with the next statement, but we don\'t need any more spoiled brats in this world, so do your part right and all will be fine...for now. ;)
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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2005, 06:17:15 pm »
Spoiling them makes it worse for you because then they get real nasty and lazy. I was spoiled as a kid and I wretch at the thought of hard work.
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2005, 03:05:05 am »
That proves my point exactly on the dot. Good job, Cybio...good job. *Faldrok hands Cybio a rake, and then grins*

Take him as an example: WE DON\'T NEED ANY MORE CYBIOS IN THIS WORLD!!! :P

So, how\'s the little critter coming along? No illnesses, I hope. You deserve to be taken through the torture that is parenthood. ;)
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« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2005, 01:02:30 pm »
Congrats, my kids were 7pound range. So Ten pounds is WOW and OUCHIE!

My advice is remember, they don\'t break, picking him up will NOT spoil him and eventually they stop leaking from both ends.

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So I was moving when he was born and my DSL cam on last night but I (and by I am mean my wife) gave birth to a nice and healthy baby boy.
Liam was 10lbs 6oz and 22inches
Now to put that in perspective I am a sinuey(sp) 121 lbs at 5\' 9\" and my wife is a pettite 110 at 5\' 6\". Anyone doing the math can realize the boy should not be so big. I\'ve fathered a football star in some states :)
Anyhow...Rejoice with me!
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