Gasp! Yawning at Lord of the Rings? Well, maybe I can understand it with the actors composed of 99% blue-eyed blonds, or the 80% of scenes that began and ended with desparate blue-eyed, tear-streaked faces, or the spoofs that immediately arose from fans, but... Come on! ;D Besides, long books are awesome.
But just so that I add to the list: Day After Tomorrow - bleh!