The Planetrix: Reloaded

[Draklar]

Chapter VII


   \"The developers are finishing their Ojaveda tunnel,\" Said Murtagh while facing the oldbie council. \"But I believe they will have to keep all the power-levelers interested with something until all that will come into existance. By spreading false rumors we can make few of the power-levelers leave before they find out it is nothing more than a bunch of lies. If it shall be done accordingly, the threat will be reduced and the number of enemies, we will be forced to face, shall decrease. We will have to send few groups with enough skills in leet speak, just to make sure that our targed doesn\'t get suspicious because of us using proper language.\"
    \"The council is well aware of the seriousness of the attack, captain Murtagh.\" Said Kada. \"We allow you to do whatever you think is necessary to prepare the defense lines of the Ojaveda city.\"
    \"Thank you, councillor.\"
  \"However, we ask if there has been any message from Draklar or from his group.\"
   \"No message, nothing.\"
    \"Then we request a group to be sent to find out what happened with them.\" Aendar joined the conversation.
 \"But we need all of our forces in here. It is enough that this madman left already. We cannot spare any further fighting force.\"
  \"But ... We will have ... to ...\" Said Annah. \"Even though ... we are oldbies ... we still need to ... care for the ... newbies ...\"
    \"Fine, fine. But it\'ll take days for one group to find them.\"
  \"Quite frankly, Planeshift isn\'t nearly big enough for that to be the issue.\" Said Kiern.
  \"This is insane!\"
 \"Watch your mouth, Murtagh.\" Replied Aelya.
   \"I am truly sorry, but I just cannot understand the council\'s decission. It seems to stand against any form of common sense.\"
  \"Well what did you expect?\" Asked Kiern. \"This -is- Planeshift.\"
    \"But I cannot order anyone to go on this suicide mission.\"
    \"The orders will be unneeded.\" Said Kada. \"All the groups are here, let them decide on their own.\" She moved her eyesight over all the people behind Murtagh. \"We need one group to go on the said mission. Any volunteers?\"
  \"Let\'s just make sure that this group won\'t follow the absurd of the last mission.\" Added Kiern.
    \"Did he just insult me?\" Whispered zanzibar.
  \"What? Keep quiet, zanzibar.\" Replied Seytra.
 \"No, I\'m pretty sure he just insulted me...\" Zanzibar stood up. \"Hey, you!\"
  \"What the hell?\" Kiern made the scary baby face.
  \"I appreciate that you put a lot of work and creativity into your \'smart\' comments, however, I\'m sure you have a better use for your time than insulting me and making up lies about things you obviously do not understand!\"
    \"Cut the drama, peanut.\"
  \"No! I will not stay silent when the council members are constantly making up insults and throwing them at me in the public! If you have something against me, take it to PMs. But in this situation I feel obligated to report the behaviour of the council member to the proper authorities.\"
   \"Congrats peanut, you\'ve just won the drama queen crown.\" Kiern made yet another scary baby face.
  \"You keep digging your hole further and further... Just wait until I reach the authorities. Then you\'ll have to deal with every single thing you said at my person. Just to think of all the explaining you\'ll have to do... my oh my.\"
 \"Shut your hole, zanzibar, before I put you in one.\" Whispered Bora.
  \"Hey! I have the full constitutional right of defending my name and I am sure to use it. None of you will stop me! None, you hear?\"
   \"The peanut\'s losing it...\"
    \"And for your information! It offends me that you call me by the name of an edible, nut-like, oily seed! A petition containing all your words is being formulated as we speak and soon will be sent to the proper authorities.\"
   \"This is so sad that it becomes hilarious. Hey, can I send a petition about you being an idiot?\"
  \"You\'re asking me to take the radical measures.\" Zanzibar has quit Planeshift.
 \"Heh...\"
  \"We\'ll go.\" Said Bora.
 \"Are you sure about that?\" Asked Kada, still feeling unease from the odd conversation.
    \"Yes, maybe zanzibar will do less damage when... he isn\'t here.\"

   Draklar, Karyuu and Unitearica jumped down onto the tunnel behind Zak and glitched in afterwards. After that they moved further into that tunnel.
   \"That wasn\'t here before.\" Whispered Karyuu.
   \"Aye.\" Draklar nodded. \"I see some modding work here.\"
  \"What can you see, Uni\'o?\"
 \"Uhh... Walls... darkness...\"
 \"No, no. I mean what special things you can see in the map.\"
  \"Well, the walls seem to be filled with C4...\"
    \"...Just great.\"
  Finally they reached a large hall. In the center, behind a desk sat leji.
   The Dermorian glanced at them. \"Puis-je vous aider?\"
  \"Fius re nali portahier.\" Answered Draklar.
   \"...I asked if I can help you.\"
   \"Aye, take us to the bunny rabbit boy.\"
   \"Bun--\"
   \"Seperot.\"
    \"Right, follow me.\"
   They walked after leji and soon found themselves in a temple-like room. Lots of people were there, in the far end sat Seperot and Moogie. Leji moved onwards and upon reaching the two, jumped onto Moogie\'s bakc.
   \"My bakc!\" Yelped Moogie.
 \"Aha, here hes at last.\" Said Seperot. \"Uni\'o, the one himsefl, right? And the legendary Draklar. And the beuatiful Karyuu of course.\"
   \"You know why we are here.\" Said Draklar.
 \"Of course I knwo! I hav various inforemers running all acorss the Planetrix. I know eevrything. The questien is do you know why youre heer.\"
 \"We are looking for the storymaker.\"
  \"Juh, juh, the storymaker. But do yuo knwon why youre looking for him?\"
   \"To save the Planeshift.\"
 \"And why do you wnat to do taht? Becose its right? Because its good? What is good? Dose it difer from evil?\"
  \"Are you getting anywhere or just felt like making up some random questions?\"
 \"My my, impotent as always.\" Seperot patted Draklar on the head.
  \"I seriously hope you just horribly misspelled that...\"
   \"Did yuo ever look at thoes peolpe running around screming \'Im evil! Im evil!\'? I hate it. They dont knoew whats evil about. Just look at deveolepers. Did anyone ever see them as evil? Until introdecing of monethly fee I mean. No, they were praised. They wer hiding wiht their evilness. Until it was the time to strike. Now thats evil! Not soem kids play. And just look at this place. It holds so much power, more power than ayn of tohes evil kidides ever had. It startd so innocentent. I startd the Cult of Seperot. I gave the suckers some cool sounding ranks and evryone started sucking up to be in it. It kept growing and growing and noone knwen waht I truly wantd to get by it. Power, Drakler... Power. Befr anyone could react, the cult was so big that it becam unstotable. And now yuo see me on the high point of power.\"
   \"...Back to the storymaker.\"
  \"Just look at that woman.\" Seperot pointed at Agara. \"So obvies, so nicely goody good. Gathering everyones atention by sending her smiles, amany smiles and grins. So much need of atentien. Well I have a little gift for her. Watch.\"
 Someone delivered a package to Agara and quickly ran away. She opened it slowly, with curiousity on her face. The package opened... Before she could react it exploded.
    \"Charming...\" Draklar arched an eyebrow.
  \"Great wasent it?\" Seperot burst out laughing. \"Beats running around yelling youre evil.\"
   \"...Storymaker.\"
  \"Fine! The storymaker. You dont exepect me to just give him away, do you? I grew in powre because I collectd it, not gave it away. If you wantr me to give you some of my power, you have to give me some power of yours. Do you have such power? The power taht Id want?\"
    \"No...\"
   \"Then I beleiv we have nothing to talk about. All we can say is goodbye.\"
 \"This isn\'t over yet.\" Said Unitearica.
    \"Oh yes it is. This place is filld with C4 and I haev the button for detonaeting it all. So if you wont--\"
    \"Fine, we\'ll go.\" Draklar muttered under his breath.
   They turned towards the tunnel.
 \"Well that went well...\" Karyuu winced.
   \"It couldn\'t go any other way.\"
    \"How do you know?\" Asked Unitearica.
  \"I talked with Seperot many times already... It\'s just something you take as given.\"
   Once they left the tunnel, they noticed Moogie standing in front of them.
   \"If you want the storymaker, follow me.\"

[Karyuu]

I seriously have to ask: just how hard it is to have to mistype entire paragraphs? :P

[Drey]

\\o/


but like i said, i cant see shal being best pleased with that :P

[seperot]

\"Just look at that woman.\" Seperot pointed at Agara. \"So obvies, so nicely goody good. Gathering everyones atention by sending her smiles, amany smiles and grins. So much need of atentien. Well I have a little gift for her. Watch.\"
Someone delivered a package to Agara and quickly ran away. She opened it slowly, with curiousity on her face. The package opened... Before she could react it exploded.
\"Charming...\" Draklar arched an eyebrow.
\"Great wasent it?\" Seperot burst out laughing. \"Beats running around yelling youre evil.\"  

*wets himself laughing once again* my god i love it!

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Karyuu
I seriously have to ask: just how hard it is to have to mistype entire paragraphs? :P

I simply tried not to look directly at the keys and typed without much thinking :P

[zanzibar]

Originally posted by Drey
shal, i dont see where he has made you look bad, you should be glad that you have a role in the story

He\'s depicting me as a noob.  Not just a newbie, but someone who acts like an upity idiot.  Why wouldn\'t I feel a little bit offended?

It doesn\'t help that there isn\'t even a character named Zanzibar in Planeshift.  My moniker in game is Shalmaneser, while I post OOC on the forums as Zanzibar.  Further, the joke about IRC is completely tasteless.... the devs wanted the flaming to leave the public chat, and I was trying to cool people down.

He isn\'t making a play on my in-game character.  He\'s making a comment on me personally.  If he\'s going to make a special exception in my case and attack the person rather than the character, so be it.  I don\'t mind being poked fun at.  But unlike what he\'s done elsewhere, with me it seems nasty and mean-spirited.

[Karyuu]

Kiern isn\'t a character in-game. Grono isn\'t either. Nor is Seytra ;) What does it matter? It\'s a parody of exxagerations, whether in-game characters or the players behind them. It\'s not serious. Maybe instead of being offended at things, you can chuckle and really see the humor behind them.

[Keyaz]

Originally posted by zanzibar

Originally posted by Drey
shal, i dont see where he has made you look bad, you should be glad that you have a role in the story

He\'s depicting me as a noob.  Not just a newbie, but someone who acts like an upity idiot.  Why wouldn\'t I feel a little bit offended?

first to get banned \\o/

am I crying about it?

[seperot]

zanzibar, Look at what he did to me in the parody, he made my spelling 100 times worse then before and turned my whole \"evil dont call themselfs evil\" rant on its head. a parody of oneself is only as true as you percive it. if you take it lightheartedly then you know its all fun and games. if you take it to heart then clearly you either have some trust issues with people or you see more of yourself in it then you would like publically known. im not saying this is true to you however this is how you are being percived by me by being the only person to complain about how the parody of yourself has been viewed

in simple terms. lighten up its a joke not a condeming letter

[Under the moon]

It\'s about time Draklar got his revenge on me for putting him in a boy band. Can\'t wait to see what I do. This is insanely funny on all levels.

Just a question, wasn\'t Moogie already the oracle\'s helper in the first parody? The milk incident and threat of bodily harm?

*makes no comment about Zanzishalmanesebar, so as not to start a long winded, pointless argument*

That is a joke, take it as so.

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Under the moon
Just a question, wasn\'t Moogie already the oracle\'s helper in the first parody? The milk incident and threat of bodily harm?

Yes, but it\'s not the first time I give two roles to one person in this parody... And I will refer to that :P

[Draklar]

Chapter VIII


  The group followed Moogie up to the hanging bridge.
 \"Must she bounce so?\" Asked Unitearica.
   \"Some things are better to remain unanswered...\" Replied Draklar.
 \"I\'m so sick of his evil bullsh*t.\" Moogie stopped. \"On and on, pompous pr*ck.\"
  \"Who?\" Unitearica arched an eyebrow.
  \"Duh!\" Draklar shook his head to the question.
    \"Seperot...\" Answered Karyuu.
 \"Yis.\" Moogie nodded. \"A long time ago, when we first came here, it was so different. He was so different.\"
 \"...No he wasn\'t.\" Draklar arched an eyebrow.
  \"Silence! I\'m making a point.\"
 \"Of course.\"
  \"I would be glad to help you in pissing him off, but... From you people I want something in return.\"
  \"Why?\"
    \"Because that freaking as*hole spilled my milk!\" She pointed at Unitearica.
   \"Woah there...\" The Ylian stepped back.
   \"Give me back my milk, Uni\'o, or I\'ll make sure that your lungs will end up as Dorbian\'s food!\"
  \"Moogie, you don\'t expect us to have any milk, do you?\" Asked Draklar.
 \"Actually...\" Unitearica pulled out a bottle of milk.
 \"...The hell?\" Draklar tilted his head. \"What did you need that milk for?\"
  \"What I do in my private time doesn\'t need to be known by you or anyone else for that matter.\"
 \"Miiiiilk!\" Shrieked Moogie.
  \"Gah!\" Unitearica threw the bottle of milk in direction of Moogie, who then caught it rapidly.
    \"My dreaded enemy and the greatest ally... Together at last.\" She curled up with it.
  Draklar approached Moogie and poked her with a pointy stick, to which she replied with a growl. Quickly he jumped back and handed the stick to Unitearica. \"You poke her.\"
    \"Moogie... fluff! I, man holding the name of Uni\'o, order you, with the power given to me by Draklar--\"
    \"Hah, she\'s done for.\" Said Draklar with pride in his voice.
   \"Eheh... ehh...\" Commented Karyuu.
    \"--To stand up and fullfill what you promissed to the people gathered around here. To make you abide by my orders, hereby I poke you with this allmighty st-- Arghh! Holy crap! My arm, my arm! Someone get her off, she might have rabies!\"
  \"Well that didn\'t work out well...\"
    \"Not really.\" Karyuu shrugged. \"...What are you doing?\"
 \"Watch.\" Draklar threw a fluffy ball at Moogie, who then released Unitearica and started palying with it. \"So.\" He turned to Karyuu. \"You\'ll poke her?\"
   
    After a while the group led by Moogie went up and reached yet another tunnel. After walking into it they noticed two characters inside. It was Grakrim and Monketh.
 \"It\'s ok, guys. They\'re with me.\" Said Moogie.
  Monketh and Grakrim only glanced at the group.
  Unitearica looked at them casually. \"They\'re...\"
   \"They\'re Seperot\'s sheep.\" Continued Moogie. \"Just like we, they came in the middle period of Planeshift and like all the people from back then, they sticked out of the crowd. Seperot wanted them around, but eventually one of them had to be... removed.\"
 \"I cannot but notice, Moogie, that we both are present in this exact location,\" Said Grakrim. \"Which puts into serious doubt whatever it is that you just tried to pull forwards as a certain fact.\"
    \"Oh really?\"
  \"It appears so to me, yes.\"
   Moogie clawed Grakrim. \"Fixed.\" She turned to Monketh. \"You can either run to the temple and tell Seperot what I have done, or you can stay here and share Grakrim\'s fate.\"
 Monketh ran out and Moogie carried on leading the group. After a while they realised that just a bit further the tunnel turned into a corridor with many doors to the left and right. Moogie led them a bit further and stopped after a while.
 \"He\'s to the right.\" She said.
 Unitearica walked up to the door.
   \"She said right, Uni\'o.\" Muttered Karyuu.
  \"Yeah, yeah... What\'s the difference?\" He walked up to the other door and opened it. Walking further, he finally reached a room with many books in it and a twitching Underthemoon sitting in the center, writing something like crazy. \"My name is Uni\'o.\" He said.
  \"Yes, I\'m the storymaker,\" Underthemoon bowed to him. \"I\'ve been waiting for you.\"
    \"Did you write all this?\" He glanced at the books on the shelves.
 \"Indeed, I did.\" Underthemoon twitched slightly.
  Unitearica checked one of the books. \"Chain of Souls VIII: Ambushed By The Son of a Trepor... Huh?\" He took another. \"Chain of Souls XIX: The Cake And The Pie... Ehh...\" Unitearica moved onward. \"Chain of Souls LXII: On The Hill of Unexpected Event That Gave Him The Meaning of More Than Just Two-Sided Trees... Chain of Souls CLIX: Is Anyone Still Reading This?\" He glanced at Underthemoon. \"You have serious problems, dude... Maybe you should see a specialist, or something?\"
   \"No time for... Specialists. Must write... Nine million nine hundred ninety-five thousand five hundred forty-one. Forty-two. Forty-three. Forty-four. Forty-five.\"
    \"...What are you doing?\"
  \"Must reach... Ten million words... Forty-eight. Forty-nine.\"
 \"Ooook, we seriously need to get you out of here.\" Unitearica pulled on his collar.
   \"Nooo! Must write! Fifty-three. Fifty-four. Fifty-- ack!\" Underthemoon got led outside to the rest of the group. Once Underthemoon noticed them, he bowed to Moogie, Karyuu and Draklar.
  \"Let\'s go.\" Said Draklar.
  Outside of the tunnel there was already waiting Seperot and his band. Underthemoon bowed to Monketh, Faldrok and less than bowed to Seperot.
    \"Bah! Bah I say!\" Seperot stepped forward and turned to Moogie. \"How chould you do this?! Yuo chouldnt do that! I demand expelanatien. Why did you do taht, woman?\"
 \"Because of the evil bullsh*t, Sep.\"
  \"Evil? Evil? What craziness your talking about woman, there is no evil.\"
  \"Save it, Sep. No matter whether you run around screaming you\'re evil or not, you\'re still the same old evil b*stard.\"
  \"Juh juh juh, woman, this is nothing. Its a game, it is only a game.\"
 \"So is this. Have fun.\" Moogie walked away.
   \"Alright, alright. Lets find out wehere this goes. Release Dorbian and Newpie.\"
   \"Are you sure, boss?\" Asked Faldrok.
  \"Dont questien my oreders! Release them at once!\"
 \"As you wish...\" Faldrok opened two cages and moved a bit away.
   \"You two, get the storymaker.\"
    Dorbian and Newpie growled, leaping high up and landing just in front of Underthemoon.
  \"That\'s a nice trick.\" Said Karyuu.
    Underthemoon bowed to Dorbian and Newpie. \"I cannot go back!\" Said that, Underthemoon rushed away. The two followed him without waiting even one second.
  \"I\'ll handle them.\" Unitearica turned to Draklar and Karyuu, who then rushed after Underthemoon.
   \"Handle us?\" Asked Seperot. \"You will handel us? You know, all the other peopel that we killed before showed much moer respect.\" He pulled out his minigun and started shooting at Unitearica. The Ylian however didn\'t move, all the bullets fired by Seperot stopped in the mid-air. \"Ok, you haev some skill...\" He turned to Faldrok and Monketh. \"Kill him.\"

[Monketh]

So, glancing through here as I don\'t have enough time to start from the beginning atm; that makes me one of those guys from the chateau scene?  And sep the french guy?
I really can\'t imagine Seperot as a frenchman.  

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Monketh
I really can\'t imagine Seperot as a frenchman.  

You\'re the only one then

And, well... yea, you\'re one of the warewolves.

[seperot]

buhahaha love it. Making Dorb and Pie the ghosts was a great idea