DaveG, erm, no. It\'s an operating system that was installed on my computer after it was repaired... the fifth time... and it\'s called Windows 98 Plus.
And thank you both for helping me, my stupidity, and my even stupider computer.

*EDIT*
Total EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATIONS:
7C00724A (twice)
6FD33CF8
04A9BFB5 (at server crash)
0173B2D5 (at server crash)
00430EAC (also at server crash)
Erm, DaveG, (or anybody for that matter), if you could tell me what that gibberish means I would be most grateful.