Felger on Stargate SG-1- \"This can\'t have anything to do with my virus... It\'s impossible.\"
On a further not of Colonel O\'Neill complaining about the nuclear device with all yellow wires-Sam-\"Cut the red wire\" Jack-\"Say again\" Sam-\"Cut the red wire\" Jack-\"They\'re all yellow\" Sam-\"What sir?\"... Jack-\"This is a bad bomb\" Sam-\"I know, sir\" Jack-\"Remind me to complain when we get back to Earth.\"
The King of England on hearing about the Declaration of Independance-\"Nothing important happened today.\"
\"Don\'t worry... It\'s just an X-Wing\"
\"I wonder how hot this lava is\"
This one around any Star Wars fan-\"Captain Kirk could kick Han Solo\'s butt any day.\" (If you\'re actually dumb enough to say something like this then I suggest that you make sure the Starwoid does not have a blaster or lightsaber\"
\"Aren\'t they called lifesavers?\"
In the Dune series-\"I wonder what will happen if I shoot that Holtzmann shield with a lasgun...\"
\"Hey, isn\'t that an Ulbernaut over there?\"
\"Hey Chuck Norris, you suck\" (Never never never say this... Chuck sees and hears all.
And of course the ever popular line \"It\'s just one Jedi, what\'s the worst that can happen?