"..a camping trip to explore the wilds, treasure hunt and hunt wild beasts," sounded like fun at the time. But now Spetyco is limping around in the dark stubbing his toes trying to find his way out of a pit.
He was late for the party, but decided he could catch up anyway. But before he could he heard some whistling, he knew it meant trouble, so he became cautious, sneaking through the shrubbery trying to see what was going on, before whatever it was could see him. Then he saw the campfire and came closer. When he got closer he saw a great battle of heroes against an unusually large pack of ulbernauts. Across the hill he sees someone new joining the fray only to end up at the end of one of the beasts claws.
Spetyco pulls out his long sword and begins his charge to help these might heroes.
But alas, he was too focused on the beasts ahead to notice the pit and down he falls, twenty feet to some sharp rocks and lands with a crack. Then blackness...
When he comes to all is queit and dark.. then someone yells, "NO!!!! Not my ears!!!"
Someone must be close, "HELLO! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?!?"