Seems that lot of people eagerly awaits the new version of PS to be finally launched, so they're able to see what is added. Unfortunately, information doesn't come through in its right quantities. People is still harvesting of new functionalities.
Till now.
What you're about to see is the effort made by ex-living volunteers
that managed to infiltrate into the system to be able to feed you, oh thirsty audience, with astonishing news, that surely will make the wait a little bit shorter.
As you may all have seen, the new version of the server, incorporates a revolutionary characteristic, named "Character Compression TM".
As some of you may know, server suffered from certain lag, when a certain amount of players were online, as any specie of the natural environment, it (the server) in its boundaryless selfesteem and might, has managed to discover ways to allow us all to not have those lags.
Compression is the word, and the key here. Yes... that's it, because... why has a dwarf to occupy the same space as... say, an ynnwn? Everybody knows that at least two dwarves are required to fill the space of an ynnwn... and even more, isn't water highly compressable? Why those nolthrirs, that are so dripping happily around have to occupy the same space of a klyros, with its wings and all?
I never asked myself such a question, you must be saying to yourselves. Don't worry about it, fortunately our server did ask itself those questions before we all even managed to formulate them. Even more, it has even found the answers already.
So, from now on, the Character Compression TM is going to be enabled by default, and this are the compressed achieved values:
For dwarven races: Each char occupies 0.2
Dermorians&Enkidukais: 0.5
Nolthrirs: 0.4
Human races: 0.6
Klyros: 0.75 (wing compression is rumoured to come "soon")
Lemurs: 0.5 (they're like human, yes... but so palid... server considered that they didn't need red globules anymore, so they're a tiny bit more compressable than human)
Kran: 1 (You know, you can press as much as you want a rock... it won't compress. Unless you want it to cease being a kran.)
As any news can be published without proof, a once devoted reporter left us, besides of a family to mantain, a picture that shows a moment when Character Compression TM was activated for the first time in server Laanx.
Observe on wednesday at 12:00 before the switch was switched... 2 players were occupying the space... but what about
after?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it shows 1.75 a klyros and a kran were the first fortunate ones to experiment in their own flesh (well, actually the kran did experiment nothing
) this new server functionality.
[Note: This is intended to be stupid. I know I succeded on that. Largely
There is also no hard pun intended in here.
Was it meant to be funny? I admit when I started I wished it to be, but as typing went on, I went on lowering the objective. Now it's only meant to sooth.]
