Well, after finally figuring out how to get the installer to download.
The updater doesn't work at all, so I looked around, and found the manual patch I was supposed to downoad, tried unzipping it and it tries to replace files, which is fine, but then it asked me for a password...?
Oh, and I get ahead of myself. I tried running it without updating it or anything, and it froze. I had unplug it from the wall to get it off, not even shutting my computer down would end that program.