You Awaken in Ojaveda (Poster-Driven Story)

[Skrein]

While you're down here, you decide to search for hidden treasure! Walking up to one of the walls, you place both palms flat against it and feel around, pressing slightly, trying to find some sort of hidden compartment or lever. However, after a few minutes of doing this, you find that you've simply wasted your time, as there's nothing here.

Scratchfever facepalms at you.

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[Ironstark]

kick scratchfever for being so insolent

[Skrein]

Angered, you get a running start toward Scratchfever, and punt him into the wall with a speeding boot. He makes a thud and lands to the floor unconscious, and his physical body fades back into your ring. There can only be one survivor in this desolate town.

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[Sarras Volcae]

pick his nose

[Skrein]

Now that nobody's watching, you can deal with this irritating itch you've had since you woke up. Taking one last glance behind you at the stairway, reassuring yourself that no one is watching, you take your finger and slither it deep into your nostril, finding the treasure you've been searching for and wiping it across the wall.

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[Dralion1221]

Y'all are weird.  

Go back upstairs.

[Skrein]

Now that you've taken care of that little problem, you decide to return upstairs. Nothing has changed, but you find yourself getting a little thirsty.

To your left is the kitchen
To your right is the exit
In front of you is the stairway upstairs

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[Syenna]

Enter the kitchen

[Skrein]

Upon entering the kitchen, you find a very disturbing sight. After having wondered since you first walked into Th' Broken Door where Brado could have wandered off to, you find that his various body parts are hanging from meat hooks scattered across the room. There are many crudely-drawn pictures of Brado hanging on the walls around you, with various designs from hearts to lips bordering them in an over-obsessed, fan-like way.

There is a barrel to your left
Brado's head is hanging from a hook on your right
In front of you is a piece of paper with something written on it
Behind you is the door back to the main room

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[Syenna]

Read paper

[Skrein]

You squint to try and make out the scrabble marked on the paper. You find that the words are written in blood, and they look a little distorted, as though they were written by a furry finger. Finally being able to make out the words, you read, "LOVE ME!", and find that this is all the fantasy of a crazy cook. You decide to tear the paper off the wall and take it with you.

Received (x1) Bloody Fangirl Note

~Inventory~

Bloody Fangirl Note
1 gold coin
Battle Axe
Short Sword
Rat Eye
Red Liquor Mug

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Brado's head is hanging on a hook to your left
There is a barrel to your right
In front of you is the door back to the main room

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[LigH]

inspect Brado's head

[Skrein]

Although you're completely disgusted by the sight of a head hanging from a hook, you decide to examine it closer. You verify that it's Brado, but also, you find that there's something in his mouth.

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[Rigwyn]

Give it mouth to mouth and blow hard checking the neck opening for any that might fly out.

[Skrein]

You lean in close, looking Brado eye-to-eye. This is the most romantic moment of your life. Leaning in closer, you press your lips against his, finally having that long-desired kiss you'd been waiting for since you were a little boy in school!

You blow hard, hoping that whatever is in his mouth will shoot out his neck, but to no avail.

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