The Gnome want you.

[Auran]

Hey no trading Gnomes now!! I am the one and only licensed trader of Gnomes in Yliakum.
*grabs evanchild and holds him high up*
\"Gnomes here! get your gnomes here! Evanchild a buck a pound\"

[Evanchild]

/me pulld redicuolouslt large axe out of ridicuslously small backback and slices aurans head off.

Diseased meat 1 buck a pound!!

[Davis]

Doesn\'t look like the emote command works here

[Evanchild]

lets just use our imaginations here... it works now see?

[shadowmancer]

What happened to your sig?

[Xalthar]

Originally posted by shadowmancer
What happened to your sig?

freeweb\'s down... atm...

[Evanchild]

and im sick. i am almost finished witht he new site on brinkster. just a little link updating and whalla!

[Waylander]

I just wanna say that if this ends up being the only merchant guild then anybody in it is gonna be very very rich ,  SO JOIN. personaly I dont care much about tria.  I just like the kill

[Evanchild]

we have a section for military, that needs governing. no matter what your faction you share the same riches among rank level. the higher the more access you have.  and to figure out we make there is a 15% average set for simple markup and income. so if what you want takes 500 wood and 30 steel it will cost the market calue of those items*.15=cost.  say wood is 1/1 and steel is 8/1 so the price would be figured by using this:
(500+240).15=111+740
so cost= 851(cu) or goods that amount to that amount. cost negotiable

[Monketh]

This is going to sound mean.

I think people may not be joing due to the name of your guild.  The word \"Gnome\" being the key factor.  Gnomes don\'t have anything to do with PS.  Also, Gnomes aren\'t very masculine.  The problem being that males (90% of the PS community) may not join due to that.  I\'m not saying you\'re gay/wimpy, but you should consider this.

Also, other trading guilds just might show up you know.

Edit:Yeah, but you live in Lalaland.  *points at location*

[Davis]

Gnomes are cool!  X(
However, you\'re right about the other trading guilds thing.

[shadowmancer]

Gnomes are sucky little wannabee dwarves. And what does a trading guild do?

[Evanchild]

well considering one fo the 2 members is a girl...

i am going to change the name. or merge with mirth.

[shadowmancer]

Merge with Mirth. A 3-member guild doesn\'t do anyone any good.
And you seem to have some support for gnomes. I was feeling really nasty at the moment, so I took it out on you.
I think that your style of typing makes you look unprofessional, and that\'s why people don\'t join. Maybe you could have someone else do the recruiting, or just type differently... ?

[Evanchild]

ok. im 14.  i go to school daily. i make $200/month at the highest

im a professional guild leader all right.  i try hard and if people don\'t think its good enought screw them.  i have the resources of a dead cow in a cleckner white room void thing were spoken words become matter.   don\'t say tell me im nto professional. i know that. i don\'t want to look professional and get all your hopes up for something i can\'t be.  i can be better than you expect considering how unprofessional you make me look. from that point of view i am god.