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lostprophet

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« Reply #60 on: September 25, 2003, 10:20:04 pm »
There really should be a forum for drunken stories. Going way off topic here, did anyone see on the news that the Brits are the worst binge drinkers in Europe?

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« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2003, 11:34:53 pm »
lo yea apparently we waste 2.8 billion on binge drinking a year...that calls for a all night booze party!!! :D
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« Reply #62 on: September 26, 2003, 05:30:52 pm »
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I would love to listen to more \"My friend was so drunk, he couldn\'t remember a thing, so I\'ll embarass him by telling what happened\" stories :P:P

Nah, let\'s NOT listen to stories like that!  X(
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« Reply #63 on: September 26, 2003, 06:47:18 pm »
[English]Oh, be a good sport. Smashing good fun, aye. Tally ho, blokes. Spam away. ;) [/English]
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« Reply #64 on: September 26, 2003, 11:59:31 pm »
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I would love to listen to more \"My friend was so drunk, he couldn\'t remember a thing, so I\'ll embarass him by telling what happened\" stories :P:P


Njeh njeh njeh should I?

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Nah, let\'s NOT listen to stories like that!  X(


You sissy, you\'re just too embarassed to hear me telling that story :D You know it\'s true and you don\'t remember it happened...:D

Yes yes people, this boy could hardly stand on all FOUR legs, spitted on a verrrry big and angry looking man with a moustache and a beard and tried to take that man\'s beer and run away with it. He jumped on the podium and tried to take his pants off  8o  But we prevented him from doing the pantzy thing...Shall i go on? :D
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« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2003, 12:47:55 am »
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Shall i go on? :D


[English] I must say, please be a good sport and go on lad! [/English] :P:P
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« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2003, 10:38:44 am »
*sigh*

No I think i\'ll keep the rest of this story for another time, I don\'t want you to laugh with Arzo here
---*OOPS too late?:D*---

What I CAN tell you now is that afterwards he threw up in the car, but that\'s kinda normal if you saw what he drunk... :D
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« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2003, 11:36:12 am »
awww... Now I was just in the mood of hearing some drunken stories :( :P
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« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2003, 12:07:40 am »
Awww...geez, Izzzy. *shakes head* You ruined everything, man. :P

What about non-drunk stories...like people getting hit by old people in cars. Nasty stuff, eh? Well, I guess it\'s true what they say, \"Though small and dangerous behind the wheel old people do serve a purpose.\" ;) No idea what that is yet, but I\'m sure it will come to be in a big white flash...of a geriatric driver smoking me with his big cadillac. ;)
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« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2003, 04:46:20 am »
Little old grannys are the scourge of the uk they mumble incoherantly attack with deadly walking sticks and the even more deadly scooter thing that can run you down on the sidewalk slow traffic and causes compotition between then causeing granny races around supermarkets and roads. But i have a use for them....send em into the next war (we will have it if george bush whants to) as frontline assult there conplaining and lack of direction is the perfect tool againced mad gun whileding people.


Warning: 3:45am + pain + lack of sleep = seperot right now 8o
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« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2003, 11:55:28 am »
*STARES* WTF? If you send those grannies to the next useless war of George Bush, he might win instantly... :D I have been hit once with a walking stick cuz the old lady mistaked me for her son, and IT DOESN\'T FEEL WELL!!! :D
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« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2003, 12:06:03 pm »
heh, north korea, beware!! Your doom is at hand... (at the hands of and army of grannies :P) I feel sorry for them.. what a horrid fate it would be to be slain by a walking stick :P:P:P
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« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2003, 03:00:14 pm »
yehyehyeh Nuttin will be left of Korea :D It will be hit in small edible pieces by big amounts of grannies and we will never hear of it again...And North Korea will be...a big rest home? :D
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« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2003, 03:05:47 pm »
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And North Korea will be...a big rest home? :D


great idea! I\'ve been wanting to get rid of my neighbours for a long time (that\'s right, a REST HOME!!) Light is at the end of the tunnel, I can feel it :P:P
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« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2003, 05:42:35 pm »
ah but think what happens after the granny get a victory we send them somewhere else they get more battle hungry soon the become super grannys then they will take over earth and the only hope is to turn one of them to the young side and send him though time to save the world from grannyisation.... 8o

Granny wars - total conquest cming to theaters novermber 29  :P
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