and today the weather in hell is: ice cold, freezing -125 celsius.
In the mines : sunny 38 degrees, sunny and the bar is open 14/7 with refreshing drinks.
Other news,
Xalthar forgot that his body is in hell, the hsc is looking for his soul now.
George Bush is again under my spell, waiting for my commands, he is already looking for a nuke he can drop on heaven.
Auran is seen as a bad leader, his counsil members are planning to work him out of the guild.
The rangers guild is looking for a fusion with some jehova witnisses, after a long and hard conversation, the leaders ( seperot, monketh, grakrim ) decided on a full fusion with these people, what they didn\'t knew was that the jehova people where some soul catchers from me, welcome to the masses my friends.
The defenders guild is going for a new aproach. They are going to change there name to the Offenders guild, stealing cash from the poor to give it to the rich.
Dorbian has been found guilty of being gay, the religion of god does not allow gay people to enter heaven. Welcome to hell bud hope you give me lots of stuff.
Now we had the news buletin a little word of our ( only ) sponsor:
My plans for the takeover of the cabal has not changed, First the cabal then the World.
we will be back in one hour for an update on this buletin, have a nice evening and we hope you like the upcomming movie.