my gf: \'\' I love you with all my heart and am so lucky to have you, i wish we could be together for ever...i can still kick your ass though\'\'
tommy cooper:\"It\'s strange, isn\'t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh\' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.\"
woody allen: \"I don\'t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.\"
and a doc holiday collection:
Wyatt Earp: Been hitting it awful hard, haven\'t ya?
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Doc Holliday: Well, I suppose I\'m deranged, but I guess I\'ll just
have to call. Cover your ears darlin\'..
John Ringo: Isn\'t anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holiday: I\'m your huckleberry.
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I\'m dying, how are you?
Cowboy: Why, it\'s the drunk piano player. You\'re so drunk, you can\'t hit nothin\'. In fact, you\'re probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Doc Holliday: It seems poker\'s just not your game, Ike. I know: let\'s have a spelling contest!
