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Monketh

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« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2004, 08:52:15 pm »
I can imagine it now...


Monketh:Mr. Jimmy Silvatongue Auran, whom is your lawyer?
Auran:I will be defending myself, sir
Monketh:I\'m sorry but-
*Monketh gets handed a fresh-baked pie*
Monketh:Yeah, go ahead

Grakrim:My Clients endured much suffering after being  manipulated by that creature yonder.
*Grakrim points vaguely towards Auran*
Auran:Well now, who\'s fault is that?  Weak-minded the Shadow-demons are.
Grakrim:Cruel-minded you are, fiend.  He should be locked up for the good of society!
Auran:Shadow-demons are part of society?
Seperot:Tihs court wil come to orda!
Grakrim:Bah!
*Savion runs through the court room*
Savion:It burns!  It burns!  Curssed Draklar, we wrings his filthy neck!
*Draklar busts the door*
Drak:Not had enough yet, foul beast?  Rahahaha! :evil:
Seperot:Tihs court wil come to orda!

etc...
« Last Edit: January 26, 2004, 09:29:52 pm by Monketh »
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« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2004, 09:17:49 pm »
We hates the stupid fat draklar we do... precious. We knows! We can bring him to her!

*runs to get Moogie*
« Last Edit: January 26, 2004, 09:18:03 pm by Savion »
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« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2004, 10:24:19 pm »
this case is claer to me now auran will be put to 50 hours solatary confinment with nothing but a stool and some rope hangin from the ceiling as company no windows no visitors

now case 299 monketh vers the bakers of planeshift on gounds of pie stealing
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« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2004, 10:42:28 pm »
yes Savion, and my boot hates Savion
*kicks Savion in the face*
now come
*pulls line*
...
come I say...
*turns around*
gah! what are you doing to that cat!?
*smashes Svion\'s head against wall*
sorry for the interrupt...
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« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2004, 10:44:53 pm »
lol lets calm down people .....
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« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2004, 10:47:05 pm »
Want pie now.
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« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2004, 11:13:16 pm »
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now case 299 monketh vers the bakers of planeshift on gounds of pie stealing


Oh no!  They\'ve discovered my pie-theft syndicate! ;(

*Hands pie to Davis*
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« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2004, 01:16:09 am »
Ok, that\'s it. Savion has had enough!

*Leaps on Draklar and tears his flesh to shreads*
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« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2004, 01:28:03 am »
pie pie pie pie pie pie pie.

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PIE!!!
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« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2004, 01:51:36 am »
Seperot hacked Davis\' account  8o

or he took over his mind, could be that too..
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« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2004, 01:57:32 am »
who gave you ppl permission to dive into my private acid stock...? crazy bastards! :P :P
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« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2004, 02:32:33 am »
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Seperot hacked Davis\' account  8o

or he took over his mind, could be that too..

\'lo Bob, you have pie?

(really, has anyone here seen Weebl and Bob? http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk )
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« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2004, 04:16:42 am »
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Seperot hacked Davis\' account  8o

or he took over his mind, could be that too..

\'lo Bob, you have pie?

(really, has anyone here seen Weebl and Bob? http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk )


YES!!! spring into action!!!1 OOOh i love weebl.
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« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2004, 04:22:53 am »
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pie pie pie pie pie pie pie.

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PIE!!!


NOOO DAVISS!!!! NURSE GET ME 30 CCS OF MESCALINE STAT! AND SOME FOR THE KID TOO! I WONT LET YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! CLEAR! *BUZZ* CLEAR! *BUZZ* NOOO DONT LEAVE ME... DONT... *BUZZ* LEAVE..... *BUZZ* ME.... *notices fried corpse of nurse on ground.* Whoops... i guess i shoulda yelled clear a couple of more times.... *looks around, and puts nurse in closet* But there are more important matters at hand. I wont let seprot take away the davis i know!!! CLEAR! *BUZZ* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2004, 04:31:00 am »
Let me know if the Xordman is making you pay for my \"mixture\".
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