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« Reply #90 on: August 11, 2004, 02:03:42 pm »
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Q:Why did the stonebreaker cross the road?
A:It didn\'t they don\'t exist yet!:D


Stonebreakers exist, i\'m pretty sure about it for i\'m a stonebreaker myself. Roads do exist too :D
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« Reply #91 on: August 13, 2004, 06:18:22 pm »
He meant Hammerwielder...
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« Reply #92 on: August 21, 2004, 02:07:53 am »
No-Name Snake is the tenderest snake you can buy? 8)
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"Siamese Twins"
« Reply #93 on: October 09, 2004, 05:28:45 pm »


\"Siamese Conjoined Twins\"
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« Reply #94 on: October 17, 2004, 02:07:06 am »
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The best joke:

CB will be released soon


DAMNIT, they had me fooled with all of this testing.  :(
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« Reply #95 on: October 31, 2004, 07:53:39 am »
a man walks into a bar and see a kran with a parrot on his shoulder. Amazed he asks \"were did u get such a marvelous pet\" the parrot replies \"he\'s not\"



thats all i had
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« Reply #96 on: October 31, 2004, 08:27:29 am »
I hereby propose the first dirty PS joke: Enjoy.

A stonebreaker, A ylian and a Kran (yes a kran, the joke involves a kran so what, keep reading :P) walk into Kada\'s Tavern. They all greet kada with warm smiles on thier faces. \"How was the day?\" Kada exclaims to the new patrons. \"Great\" said the Ylian, \"I killed 3 trepor today!\" \"Thats quite a haul there mighty warrior.\" Kada said softly to the ylian \"Why don\'t I fix you an ale on the house.\" \"Don\'t be so quick to poor him ale M\'lady.\" said the kran slowely stuttering his words (Aw shuddup the kran don\'t speak good, thats not the joke here :P) \"I bested 24 good men today in duels at the Arena. They fought bravely but I prevailed due to my great physique.\" \"My! That is a great achievement\" Kada said with excitement. \"Here, take these ale and I\'ll send a fenki to give you a nice long bath\" \"Thank you M\'lady, I am much obliged to you.\" \"Aw you two don\'t know anything! I had to walk through Hydlaa Square today in the Worst traffic I\'ve Ever seen!\" Said the stonebreaker. \"It was horrible!\" Kada and the two warriors laughed heartily at this comment thinking he was kidding. \"surely you jest\" said the Ylian, \"I travel that route every day, its not a big achievement as ours\" \"Hey screw you, Your not 4 feet tall. that may not sound too bad to you, but you people never clean your asses and I have to walk right up to them\"

X\'D I hope you like it, again this is a dirty joke so please be kind Mods I don\'t mean to offend.
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« Reply #97 on: November 02, 2004, 01:15:54 am »
Here is a good one :) :

A Kran that is not from Hydlaa comes there to buisness.
After staying a week he gets back to his town but when he is on his way, at Hydlaa gate there is a merchant selling some sticks that when u pass them on a rock it gets fire.
He was Impressed by that and want to take one box to his wife.
When he gets to his wife he says \"Kshonkemfisku( cool name huh ?) ), look what I get in Hydlaa. Some sticks that make fire!!\", than taking the sticks that make fire from his bag \"Look\" Than he show her the sticks and pass them on to a rock, but nothing happens. Then he say \"What is the problem with those? I tested them all!\"

Funny huh?

Another one :) :

A very rich Kran  (I dont know how he got that rich...)  was going to Hydlaa when he sees other Krans eating grass.
Then he asks \"Why are you eating grass?\"
Then the guys answer \"Because we dont have anything more to eat...\" and start crying...
\"Dont cry\" says the rich Kran, I will take u to my house.
\"But sire I have wife and children!\"
\"Bring them too\"
\"And my friend?\"
\"U can bring him\"
Then the friend says\"I have wife and children too!\"
\"Bring \'em on!\" says the rich Kran
In the way to his mansion in Hydlaa he says

\"you will love my house. THE GRASS IS THREE FEET HIGH\"

Funny... very funny
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« Reply #98 on: November 03, 2004, 05:10:15 pm »
That second one amused me, but talk about joining the Kran trend, I would have made it about Dermorians... Krans would eat dirt and stones first.
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« Reply #99 on: November 03, 2004, 06:55:47 pm »
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That second one amused me, but talk about joining the Kran trend, I would have made it about Dermorians... Krans would eat dirt and stones first.

Yes, I think the only thing Krans will never do is starve, considering that they are literally living inside their food.
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« Reply #100 on: November 03, 2004, 07:18:01 pm »
That\'s very true, that should be coded in-game.
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« Reply #101 on: November 08, 2004, 12:37:08 am »
you are right...
(Just that to say...)
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« Reply #102 on: November 08, 2004, 01:50:28 am »
I fund this one from a hammerwielder female...

Why are dwarves sexuality boring ?
-> Did you ever do love with someone who haven\'t taken a bath since two years ?

Another one :

Do you know how to be sure of killing a troll without fighting ?
-> Just ask to the Dwarf who is on your party to let his shoes... the sockets smell will run like a toxic gas... (but you... you have to run away !!!)

still another one ? oh... ok !

Same begin as the first :

Why are fenki sexuality boring ?
-> that\'s well know... cats are quick ;-)
« Last Edit: November 08, 2004, 02:01:21 am by fken »
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« Reply #103 on: November 08, 2004, 06:11:48 am »
Hmm... Dwarves don\'t bathe?

OT: I just realised where I knew your signature picture from! The Sorcerer from the Player\'s Handbook.
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« Reply #104 on: November 08, 2004, 02:04:06 pm »
really you learn that to me because in fact I fund this one on Google image and I never fund the original picture... everybody seems to take this one...


What\'s \"Player\'s Handbook\" ?


I don\'t want to be off topic so...

a little one :

Why is there not a lot of children in Yliakum ?
-> cause the most female characters are male in boring real life...
« Last Edit: November 08, 2004, 02:05:37 pm by fken »
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