I would be played by... Mark Hamill.
Possible senario of Mark Hamill being asked
Assistant something: Mr Hamill, sir we have a new role for you
Mark: Will I get to attack my father in this one
Assistant: No, sir
Mark: Where do I sign
Assistant: Dont you want to know what its about, sir?
Mark: Just tell me and make it quick
Assistant: Well you play the silent strong type who lives in the woods and is the best bowman that ever lived and--
Mark: Please dear god dont tell me this is another robin hood remake
Assistant: Not exactly, sir
Mark: So what exactly is my part
Assistant: well you get this sword that has been passed on to you by your mother and you like go on a killing spree then you find out that the old hobo that you killed was your mother
Mark: Ok what-ever just give me my cash and lets get on with it.