hehe, this is quite ridiculous. but not that anyone involved in the game would be reason for that. languages have grown wrong, i should say.
The written language has moved away for being a notation or explanation of the sound, as it was in beginning. so the only way out is choosing your mothers language to be one, that does not differ in written and spelled stuff. like spanish, but definately not english. uldics (not UL like Al Gore, not DIC like dice, not uldics like how do i spell it).
ps. am i talking nonsence? no. remember the tower of babel.