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The Hydlaa Plaza / L33t lessons
« on: February 06, 2008, 10:18:45 am »
Hello students, thank you for showing interest in our l33t lessons. AKA (also known as) 1337 l3550n5 (Elite lessons). Are you tired of being frowned upon? Tired of being a complete and utter n00b?(inexperienced online game player) Then this is the place for you. In a few simple lessons l33t Progz0rz will teach you all, how to unn00bif successfully, completely fr33 of charge to make the world a better place. Gradually, classes will get tougher and tougher, so try and keep up.
Be c00l. Be l33t. Be me.
Lesson #1
Let us start of with some basic words used in l33t sp33ch. The absolute must-haves for any none-n00b online player. Read them, pronounce them, invite a friend to help you out and more importantly, practice your l33t sp33ch with more experienced l33t players you know from one of 12 MMORPGS (Massive Megal33t Role Pretending Gynecologist Simulators) you play.
BRB (Big Red Ball) After spending a sensible amount of time at their computer, many users enjoy the simple joys of catch, or football.
ASL (A Slice of Lemon) As enjoyed by many users in, for instance, a gin and tonic.
HAXXOR (Hacksaw) A device used for cutting metals.
l33t (leat) An artificial water channel often leading to or from a mill.
LOL (Loll) To hang loose, or lounge around idly. Not recommended when partying mobs.
OMFG (Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic) A handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a Greek salad.
STFU (Saint (st) Fu) The Patron Saint of Ninjas.
WTF (Went To France) Home of the baguette.
Some of you may play an MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game). Completely different from an MMORPGS, but that will do as well. Study hard, tests will be send by mail. When you n00bs are ready, we will Continue to more advanced lessons.
Be c00l. Be l33t. Be me.
Lesson #1
Let us start of with some basic words used in l33t sp33ch. The absolute must-haves for any none-n00b online player. Read them, pronounce them, invite a friend to help you out and more importantly, practice your l33t sp33ch with more experienced l33t players you know from one of 12 MMORPGS (Massive Megal33t Role Pretending Gynecologist Simulators) you play.
BRB (Big Red Ball) After spending a sensible amount of time at their computer, many users enjoy the simple joys of catch, or football.
ASL (A Slice of Lemon) As enjoyed by many users in, for instance, a gin and tonic.
HAXXOR (Hacksaw) A device used for cutting metals.
l33t (leat) An artificial water channel often leading to or from a mill.
LOL (Loll) To hang loose, or lounge around idly. Not recommended when partying mobs.
OMFG (Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic) A handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a Greek salad.
STFU (Saint (st) Fu) The Patron Saint of Ninjas.
WTF (Went To France) Home of the baguette.
Some of you may play an MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game). Completely different from an MMORPGS, but that will do as well. Study hard, tests will be send by mail. When you n00bs are ready, we will Continue to more advanced lessons.