Itâs like open mic night at The Hydlaa Giggle Factory!
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An MC rushes onto the stage âBilbous and Socius Rockus everybody! How âbout those two?â
Scattered applause from the crowd, a few whistles of approval, and one large Ynnwn drunkenly shouting, âTake it off!â
The MC looks down at a piece of paper in his hand âNext we have the comic styling of Mr. Shecky Sheboygan!â He tries to amp up the crowd by clapping loudly⊠no one in the crowd follows suit.
Shecky runs out onto the stage enthusiastically. âGooooood Moooorning Hy-d-laaaa!â
The ragtag members of crowd look confused. âWhat?â âI donât get it?â âIsnât it still night?â
Shecky shrugs it off. âI was in Oja the other day.â
A drunken female screams âWooooo Ojjjjaaaaveda. Quintahl Break, Year 750!â
â-And I walked up to this Enki and said, âHey buddy, why did the kikiri cross the road?â The guy turned to me, a look of sadness in his eyes; feathers stuck all over his muzzle and said, âYou mean I missed one?â
A collective groan is heard from the crowd before erupting with âBooo!â âYou suck!â And one guy shouting âTake it off.â
Smiling like a madman Shecky bows and says, âThank you! Youâve been a great crowd!â A half-full (half-empty?
) mug of ale flies just over his head. âAnd remember to tip your waitresses!â
Shecky hits the deck, narrowly avoiding a thrown waitress.
The waitress stands up, dusts herself off and dives into the crowd in a rage. âWhatâd you do that for you creep!? â She starts choking a one-eyed Xacha. âAnd you only tipped me 2%?!â
The crowd erupts in a riot and the guards rush in to clear the place. Shecky crawls off stage right, runs out the back entrance⊠and is never heard from again.
30 minutes, 11 arrests, and 4 criminal charges laterâŠ
The MC steps back up on the stage âHowâd you like the excitement folks? Never a dull night at The Giggle Factory.â Looking down at piece of paper, âNext on the mic, we haveâŠâ