It’s like open mic night at The Hydlaa Giggle Factory!
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An MC rushes onto the stage “Bilbous and Socius Rockus everybody! How ‘bout those two?”
Scattered applause from the crowd, a few whistles of approval, and one large Ynnwn drunkenly shouting, “Take it off!”
The MC looks down at a piece of paper in his hand “Next we have the comic styling of Mr. Shecky Sheboygan!” He tries to amp up the crowd by clapping loudly… no one in the crowd follows suit.
Shecky runs out onto the stage enthusiastically. “Gooooood Moooorning Hy-d-laaaa!”
The ragtag members of crowd look confused. “What?” “I don’t get it?” “Isn’t it still night?”
Shecky shrugs it off. “I was in Oja the other day.”
A drunken female screams “Wooooo Ojjjjaaaaveda. Quintahl Break, Year 750!”
“-And I walked up to this Enki and said, ‘Hey buddy, why did the kikiri cross the road?’ The guy turned to me, a look of sadness in his eyes; feathers stuck all over his muzzle and said, ‘You mean I missed one?’
A collective groan is heard from the crowd before erupting with “Booo!” “You suck!” And one guy shouting “Take it off.”
Smiling like a madman Shecky bows and says, “Thank you! You’ve been a great crowd!” A half-full (half-empty?
) mug of ale flies just over his head. “And remember to tip your waitresses!”
Shecky hits the deck, narrowly avoiding a thrown waitress.
The waitress stands up, dusts herself off and dives into the crowd in a rage. “What’d you do that for you creep!? “ She starts choking a one-eyed Xacha. “And you only tipped me 2%?!”
The crowd erupts in a riot and the guards rush in to clear the place. Shecky crawls off stage right, runs out the back entrance… and is never heard from again.
30 minutes, 11 arrests, and 4 criminal charges later…
The MC steps back up on the stage “How’d you like the excitement folks? Never a dull night at The Giggle Factory.” Looking down at piece of paper, “Next on the mic, we have…”
