You might be a noob if ...

[Dralion1221]

You might be a noob if...you try to kill a maulbernaut...on your first day of playing.

[LigH]

About the female Ynnwn bending:

That's either backache ... or headbanging ... or sneezing?! -- I used to call "Bless you" when this animation was new.

...

You are a noob if the repetitive idle animations make you nervous still.

Especially the ankle scratching Dermorians ... dermatophyte (foot-shrooms)? -- The more often you see them, the easier you can ignore them.

[Luzino]

You might be a noob if... you wonder why no other players can be seen in a MMORPG. OK, it's only the tutorial, but it looks like a town, so where is everyone???

You might be a noob if... on your first visit to the Bronze Doors you think: "Ah, here's a guard, surely he is guarding the path to that place", squeeze through between two posts of the fence (why couldn't they leave a bit more space for passing???) and die from falling down.  (I'm actually guilty of that. LOL)

You might be a noob if... you then think: "OMG - I died, do I have to start from scratch now? All that character creation and tutorial AGAIN???"

[steuben]

you might be a noob if you wonder why you can't attack anyone
you might be a noob if you ask where the critters are
you might be a noob if you cheer that there is no fall damage
....
oops wrong version

[Rigwyn]

[ I have to laugh at the comments about the animations .. I still react to them funny sometimes .. especially those funny looks that Yilians and male Dwarves give you. Still a noob I guess ]

You might be a noob if ... You spend an hour or two trying to figure out how to get some decent maps out of Jayose.
You might be a noob if ... You try to "/lay down "   or  "/recline"  like a Kran.
You might be a noob if ... You treat the respawning tria in the plaza fountain as a source of income 
You might be a noob if ... You return to this post and report that there are no trias in the fountain

[Joale]

... You return to this post and report that there are no trias in the fountain

.......

* Joale sighs

 

[ravenrise]

You might be a noob if ... You return to this post and report that there are no trias in the fountain

I guess I'm a noob, because the second I read that, I started to freak out. way to get our hopes up.

[Shew]

... you get lost in Hydlaa
(Guilty of that myself, after more than a week playing   )

... you wonder why it takes you longer to kill rats after the 20th or so.

[bloodedIrishman]

You might be a noob if any of the above apply to you.
NOOB 

[Redyn]

You might be a noob if you get lost on your first walk from Hydlaa to Ojaveda, and need 2 days to find the way back. 

[Dralion1221]

You might be a noob if you still get the gate to Ojaveda and the gate to the Bronze Doors confused, and go the wrong way. (I am still a victim of this  )

[bendad123]

You might be a noob if you go all the way to ojaveda then fall off a big mountain just before arriving and have to go through the death realm then start over on your journey.

You might be a noob if you think that someone going the secret entrence out of the death realm accidently went that way.

You might be a noob if you yell "aw man!" when you accidently find the way out of the death realm.

You might be a noob if you think that Gungrontid is a clearing because that is what the sign points to.

[gurn1701]

In .5 you havent unchecked "default last chat"

[bond304]

You might be a noob if... you mine for gold instead of plat.
You might be a noob if... you walk over to a cutthroat to ask for directions.

Lol i got killed by a cutthroat because the map wouldn't finish loading the new section when i was running away from him XD

[garoninja]

You might be a noob if you havent figuredd out Planeshift isnt out of Alpha testing