You might be a noob if ...

[Sarras Volcae]

then what about the few that survived? 

[MellasFenixxes]

You might be a noob if... you mine for gold instead of plat.
You might be a noob if... you walk over to a cutthroat to ask for directions.

[Dralion1221]

You might be a noob if you give a child a cider mug...or beer. 

[Joale]

Jeff Foxworthy 


If... jumping and strafing are 'your favorite'

If....You shout so people know when your in the building.

If... You RP robberies 20-30 times a day

If.... your name has completly random letters in it

I'm sure I could think of more, just a little tired 

[Dralion1221]

You might be a noob if you asked some stranger out of the blue to marry you.

[Caira]

You might be a noob if you accept the random proposal out of the blue! 

[Joale]

You might be a noob if you accept the random proposal out of the blue! 

And you know its happened 

Let's see here....


If.... you fall for the ole' "Free tria in Bronze Doors, better hurry" trick

If... you can type anything you want in the tavern because all the RP'ers have you on ignore

[Rigwyn]

You might have been a noob a year ago if you asked someone "Hey, where can I get colorful checkered armor thike that ?"

You might be a noob if ... You use words like thee, thou and thy when greeting others
 

[gaelfx]

You might be a noob if you still have all the original macros in your shortcuts bar and/or haven't made any of your own
You might be a noob if you complain about how long it takes to earn enough PP to train skills by killing rats
You might be a noob if you "need" a map

[Aiwendil]

You may be a noob if.... you make a pan-fried carp talk

[Dralion1221]

You may be a noob if.... you make a pan-fried carp talk

You may be a noob to make pan-fried carp talk in front of a fenki with a knife. 

You may be a noob if your character has weird supernatural powers.

[Geoni]

You might be a noob if you walk into the sparkling red circle in the DR and think it will warp you out.

You might be a noob if you were born in Gugrontid and wander yourself all the way to the bronze doors, then think about quitting the game shortly before falling in a canyon, finding yourself in the dark realm, and check out the first sentence!

Yeah...im guilty of this!

[Rigwyn]

You may be a noob if ... you go around right clicking on boxes and drawers thinking that you might find something inside.
You may be a noob if ... you need to stop to catch your breath 10 times between hydlaa and Oja ( well, this may change soon XD )
You may be a noob if ... you need to team up with 3 other players to kill a rogue
You man be a noob if ... your too weak to carry 16 rat eyes at once.
You may be a noob if ... when out of stamina you say in main "smoking..." 
You may be a noob if ... you think that increasing your magic skill to level 3 or 4 will make a significant difference

You may be a noob if ... you need to sit down for 15 minutes and wait for your health and stamina to restore because you cannot afford healing potions and you have no magic skills yet.

[Joale]

You may be a noob if ... you go around right clicking on boxes and drawers thinking that you might find something inside.
You may be a noob if ... you need to stop to catch your breath 10 times between hydlaa and Oja ( well, this may change soon XD )
You may be a noob if ... you need to team up with 3 other players to kill a rogue
You man be a noob if ... your too weak to carry 16 rat eyes at once.
You may be a noob if ... when out of stamina you say in main "smoking..." 
You may be a noob if ... you think that increasing your magic skill to level 3 or 4 will make a significant difference

You may be a noob if ... you need to sit down for 15 minutes and wait for your health and stamina to restore because you cannot afford healing potions and you have no magic skills yet.

Hey now, I have done all of those. Replace "Smoking" with "Out of Gas" and I'm 7/7

[Joale]

Ohh wait, here's one from my first day...


You might be a noob if... you ask a Diaboli woman why she keeps bending over and laughing at you, just because you asked for a few tria.