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Title: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Suno_Regin on January 15, 2008, 02:46:06 am
Just an idea I came up with:

"Blue Screen of Death"

Discuss. :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Raa on January 15, 2008, 03:56:33 am
That's so hot... but... Why not make them emo nerds? Then they'd be sexy.  :love:

/me loves emos.

 ::|
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Earl_Listbard on January 15, 2008, 04:19:16 am
Quote from: Raa on January 15, 2008, 03:56:33 am
That's so hot... but... Why not make them emo nerds? Then they'd be sexy.  :love:

/me loves emos.

 ::|


but they're so god damned pathetic... and they cry.... and whine...

And HOW DARE YOU!

nerdy and metal DO NOT go in the same post!
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Suno_Regin on January 15, 2008, 04:21:24 am
lol xD
I can actually hear a few lyrics in my head...
Maybe that's my department.
I should learn to play the guitar, pick up some band jockeys and I'm all set to get this thing in motion.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: bilbous on January 15, 2008, 07:07:36 am
Don't forget the chorus:
"Windows sucks
My life sucks
I'm a Windows luser!"
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Suno_Regin on January 15, 2008, 12:50:01 pm
Go Bilbous :P
Let's try to finish the entire song xD
This'll be fun

"I spend my whole life trapped inDOOOOORS,
As I never can, get any WHOOOORES,
The maid never cleans up the FLOOOORS"

That's where I'm stuck ;)
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: ThomPhoenix on January 15, 2008, 07:34:51 pm
In WoW I'm still killing boars?
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Earl_Listbard on January 15, 2008, 07:46:09 pm
sounds more like a rap like white n nerdy, then metal :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 15, 2008, 08:55:59 pm
I would call this song "On Line Frenzy" :

From the Depth of The underworld I rule over AgoonNYYYYYYYYYY
I CUUUUUUUUUUUUT, YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
WITH MY SCYTHEEEEEEE
OF ENTERAL DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

MY MAXIMUM DAMAGE AXES
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEAD
WHILE BLOOD POORS OUT YOUR NECK
YOUR SCREEN TURNS TO, TURNS INTOOooo...

BLUE SCREEEEEEEEN OF DEATH!
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT!
BLUE SCREN OF DEATH!!!!!
UNLESS YOU HIT RESET!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

YOU CAN NOT AVOID ME
I'M HERE WITH YOU
IF YOU PLAY A GAME
I'LL B****SLAP YOU... TO DEATH!!!

BLUE SCREEEEEEEEN OF DEATH!
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT!
BLUE SCREN OF DEATH!!!!!
UNLESS YOU HIT RESET!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

short Solo

I OWN YOU, I OWN YOUR SOUUUUUUUUL!
I OWN YOU, I OWN YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

better solo

I LOG IN INTO YOUR MIND
I KNOW WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO
BUT BEFORE YOU EVEN HIT THE MOUSE
A BULLET CASTS THROUGH YOU....
THROUGH YOU!
THROUGH YOU!!!!!!

BLUE SCREEEEEEEEN OF DEATH!
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT!
BLUE SCREN OF DEATH!!!!!
UNLESS YOU HIT RESET!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

I ENJOY KILLINGGGG!
DOESN'T MATTER HOW
WITH A SWORD OR WITH A GUN
NOT ONE GAME WILL BE SHUN!
TO FEEED!

BLUE SCREEEEEEEEN OF DEATH!
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT!
BLUE SCREN OF DEATH!!!!!
UNLESS YOU HIT RESET!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!
BLUE SCREEEEEEEEN OF DEATH!
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT!
BLUE SCREN OF DEATH!!!!!
UNLESS YOU HIT RESET!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

Drum outro

 :sweatdrop: got carried away :sweatdrop:
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Raa on January 15, 2008, 09:03:34 pm
Bravo.

 ::|
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Suno_Regin on January 15, 2008, 09:41:14 pm
NICE! xD
Amazing. :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Proglin on January 15, 2008, 11:12:56 pm
Socius
you friggin rock  \\o//
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: ThomPhoenix on January 15, 2008, 11:13:06 pm
Man, that's really disturbing :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 16, 2008, 02:12:23 am
Quote from: Proglin on January 15, 2008, 11:12:56 pm
Socius
you friggin rock  \\o//

I second that  \\o//  ;D
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 16, 2008, 03:59:10 am
The following is the lyric I wrote (blame boredom, and the ever present need to do stupid stuff instead of studying for it) for the Nerd Metal band "Blue Screen of Death." It's called "Garron and the Blue Screen of Death." You can buy the album, just PM me, the drummer, Socius, the guitarist, or Suno, vocals and bass.


As I was walking through the plains
I saw some orcs appear.
I grabbed my axe, under the rain,
And held steadfast, no fear.

They came at me, reddish eyes,
With wrath upon their faces,
Screaming satanic war cries
Promising disgraces.

Chorus:
Heroes fight, without wrath,
Conquering fear, conquering death.
But, beware, there is one hue,
That can curse harder than liches do.

So I spun upon my heels,
Delivering certain death
As my swords, made of steel,
Swung forth and back.

They all fell cold, and green,
Now resembling putrid grass.
I loot their bodies, keen
On advancing through my quest.

Chorus

It's been two hours since I began,
Fortune never smiled this wide.
I did feats that no one can,
Not without my major might.

Now only minutes stand between
This Hero here and the dragon.
I am certain that I can win,
Or my name isn't Garron.

Chorus

Guitar Solo

The fight is long and fierce,
But I got it on its knees.
A final blow, one pierce
To die is all it needs.

But something blue emerges,
Out from the pits of Death!
With white, unholy sentences
What? Where am I at?

Chorus

"A fatal exception has occurred"
The gods tell me dryly,
"Press any key to continue!"
But strength has left my body.

I came so far, to die so lame,
This is not happening to me!
I'll never again touch this game,
It's just not meant to be.

Chorusx2

Guitar Solo Fading


Yes, yes. I know. I should sleep earlier.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Suno_Regin on January 16, 2008, 04:09:53 am
Wow, we're freaking making this band. :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 16, 2008, 04:24:42 am
Quote from: Sangwa on January 16, 2008, 03:59:10 am
me, the drummer, Socius, the guitarist, or Suno, vocals and bass.

Silly you forgot me. I'm obviously the band manager as no one else can do the job  :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 16, 2008, 12:36:08 pm
Oops, sorry manager.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 16, 2008, 03:51:57 pm
/me pouts "I want to do the Vocals"
PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!?
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 16, 2008, 05:03:55 pm
Okay... But that'll make us too similar to Bink 180ยบ. And that kinda sucks. Wait.

Quote
Nerdy Metal Band

No way. The suckage has become complete.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 16, 2008, 05:15:30 pm
 ??? WHAT!? Are you saying my vocals suck?
And that you can't hold up our Image!?
Screw this! I'm going solo!  :P  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5PcgpZcedY)
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 16, 2008, 09:04:37 pm
No, I was just saying we would look like Blink 180 or whatever. Because bass player and guitar player both sang. Well, they tried to.

Your solo project is scary.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 16, 2008, 09:33:09 pm
 :D Oh hehe, it's not my project. Just the first thing that pops up with you search for Socius in Youtube ;)
and I wasn't saying Suno and I should both do vocals, just me  :lol: without a guitar, cause I'm SUCH A NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB ON THE GUITAAAAAAAAAAAAR! HAAAR HAAAAR HAAAAAAAAAAAR! (<-- showing of my vocal skillz :P)
 :flowers:
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 16, 2008, 10:41:41 pm
I want to be that annoying guy in the crowd who keeps nudging people in the ribs and telling them how awesome this band is.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Suno_Regin on January 16, 2008, 10:46:20 pm
Oo, can I change to the anorexic fan girl that has sex with all of the band members? :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 16, 2008, 10:47:20 pm
Quote from: Suno_Regin on January 16, 2008, 10:46:20 pm
Oo, can I change to the anorexic fan girl that has sex with all of the band members? :P
That was disturbing in so many, many different ways.

Well, if a spot in the band is opening up, then I want to play bass.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 17, 2008, 12:13:06 am
If Suno becomes the anorexic fan girl that has sex with all of the band members, Phinehas becomes the bass player and Socius becomes the vocals... We will be left with two problems: No annoying guy in the crowd who keeps nudging people in the ribs and telling them how awesome the Blue Screen of Death is and no guitar player.

So our Manager, Duraza, will also start playing the guitar. I think he can find enough time to do both until we recruit someone else. And Suno will also nudge people, additionally to his new primary function. I will be on the look out for new recruits to allow both these members to have some rest.

Phinehas, this unfortunately means that Suno will be very close to you... But hey, you wanted to play bass.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: ThomPhoenix on January 17, 2008, 12:46:01 am
Could I be the guy that brings you bottles of water when you're thirsty during a performance?
Pleeeeaase?
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 17, 2008, 01:20:33 am
Quote from: ThomPhoenix on January 17, 2008, 12:46:01 am
Could I be the guy that brings you bottles of water when you're thirsty during a performance?
Pleeeeaase?

Your hired. Get me water now  :P
Now all I have to do is find someone who can make me an expert guitar player in one day before the concert. Either that or totally have us do horribly. I think I'm going to need a lot more water....
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Raa on January 17, 2008, 03:06:57 am
Uh, I can play the violin.... Plus, I can play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the guitar. I can teach you, Duraza, but I'll have to charge.  >o)
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: bilbous on January 17, 2008, 07:34:38 am
I'll be the drunk in the audience heckling and calling out for Stairway to Heaven...continually demanding you reboot! CTL-ALT-DELETE, CTL-ALT-DELETE, CTL-ALT-DELETE, ad infinitum.

hmm that makes a pretty good chant....
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 17, 2008, 08:22:07 am
Quote from: Sangwa on January 17, 2008, 12:13:06 am
Phinehas, this unfortunately means that Suno will be very close to you... But hey, you wanted to play bass.
I'm a big kid... I'm sure I can fend off the advances of one anorexic fan girl. Or at least convince her of the infinitely superior attractions of the drummer.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: ThomPhoenix on January 17, 2008, 05:36:46 pm
/me prepares the buckets of water for Duraza.
/me prepares another bucket of boiling hot water for Phinehas to attack anorexic fangirls with.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: bilbous on January 17, 2008, 06:41:21 pm
I would think cold water would be better for the groupies ... vichyssoise perhaps cuz they need to nutrients.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: emeraldfool on January 20, 2008, 09:48:06 pm
Can I be the psycho fan who will inevitably shoot the lead singer on-stage?
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 20, 2008, 10:05:24 pm
Quote from: emeraldfool on January 20, 2008, 09:48:06 pm
Can I be the psycho fan who will inevitably shoot the lead singer on-stage?

Hmm, sure why not. We will just have to make sure we have a back up lead singer before we give you the job. Any volunteers for the backup?
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: RoberetGoldsmith on January 20, 2008, 10:15:43 pm
Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch of sell outs  :D

pweety please:P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 20, 2008, 10:17:08 pm
Quote from: RoberetGoldsmith on January 20, 2008, 10:15:43 pm
Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch aof sell outs  :D

pweety please:P

You'll have to ask someone else about that. If I keep giving out jobs then they may fire me as band manager  :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 20, 2008, 10:59:33 pm
Quote from: RoberetGoldsmith on January 20, 2008, 10:15:43 pm
Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch of sell outs  :D

pweety please:P
I'll never sell out! Unless, of course, there are large gobs of cash involved.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: RoberetGoldsmith on January 20, 2008, 11:49:19 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 20, 2008, 10:59:33 pm
Quote from: RoberetGoldsmith on January 20, 2008, 10:15:43 pm
Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch of sell outs  :D

pweety please:P
I'll never sell out! Unless, of course, there are large gobs of cash involved.

Well conviently there happens to be that, and more :D
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 20, 2008, 11:52:29 pm
/me coughs "WE will never sell out! ect.ect.ect. I mean, just for the 'together feeling' ;)"
And Emerald you will have to pay for copyright licenses if you make little trinkets out of the skull bone you blast on stage :lol:
 :flowers:
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:20:17 am
Socius, I hope you're not forgetting we made you the lead singer. Duraza, give Roberet the job. Who cares about music, art, whatever. It's all about the money.

*evil laughter*
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 03:35:23 am
Yeah Socius... You're replacable...
/me points significantly at emeraldfool.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 04:07:06 am
Quote from: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:20:17 am
Duraza, give Roberet the job. Who cares about music, art, whatever. It's all about the money.

*evil laughter*


That means your the record company. However as I represent the Blue Screen of Death as their band manager I warn you that we keep artistic rights and if I find your replacing our nerdy metal songs with any of that hippe stuff I'll kill...I mean sue you  :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 21, 2008, 03:12:30 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 03:35:23 am
Yeah Socius... You're replacable...
/me points significantly at emeraldfool.
;) I know but I'm COPYRIGHTED! I would hate to see other people make profit of me, unless it's the band :lol:
As is song, "United we stand! Divided we fall! METAL FOR EVER! tamtamtam"

 :flowers:
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:35:46 pm
(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

Okay Duraza, I promise: No hippe stuff.

Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 03:50:16 pm
Quote from: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:35:46 pm
(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 10:25:59 pm
Quote from: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 03:50:16 pm
Quote from: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:35:46 pm
(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

(Little do you people know that the Arcane Brotherhood has forseen that this band will not actually ever be a hit, and therefore are more than happy to have as many Imperials wasting their time on it as possible instead of doing more productive things.)
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 21, 2008, 10:36:30 pm
(Meanwhile Socius has faked his own death by placing a small potted plant on stage and let it be shot by emerald fool, disguised as his grieving widow he collects all the money from the Socius's skull trinkets, with this money he buys an ever nicer suit and winks to Laanx, who spontaneous transforms back into a women and then into a gorgeous enkiduyba. They marry and Talad chokes on a piece of kirriki while seeing this happen. For being such a god husband Socius gets God-powers for his next birthday and rules over Yliakum forever!!!! With a kick-ass Lamborghini he rides the skies and brings smog to everyone who dislikes his voice.)  :lol:
 :flowers:
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 10:37:56 pm
(... and then Chuck Norris showed up, and the dream was over.)
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 11:00:02 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 10:25:59 pm
Quote from: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 03:50:16 pm
Quote from: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:35:46 pm
(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

(Little do you people know that the Arcane Brotherhood has forseen that this band will not actually ever be a hit, and therefore are more than happy to have as many Imperials wasting their time on it as possible instead of doing more productive things.)

(Little does Phinehas know that Duraza was thinking ahead and is already in the Arcane Brotherhood. Phinehas also doesn't know that Sangwa really is Duraza in disguise, this whole band being a trick to make Phinehas think the Empire is paying attention to it when really its finding out how the Brotherhood works from the inside out)

((Little does Duraza know that he is really plotting to make the Empire go to war with the Brotherhood by writting things down in parentheses that everyone can see. However none can see the tricky double parentheses as they are tricky  :P ))
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 11:01:50 pm
(Little does... wait... I'm lost.)

:P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 11:07:32 pm
((The double parentheses worked!  ;D ))
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Ichaas on January 22, 2008, 08:27:36 pm
Nerdcore metal? SIGN ME UP!
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: RoberetGoldsmith on January 22, 2008, 08:36:59 pm
Quote from: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 11:00:02 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 21, 2008, 10:25:59 pm
Quote from: Duraza on January 21, 2008, 03:50:16 pm
Quote from: Sangwa on January 21, 2008, 03:35:46 pm
(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

(Little do you people know that the Arcane Brotherhood has forseen that this band will not actually ever be a hit, and therefore are more than happy to have as many Imperials wasting their time on it as possible instead of doing more productive things.)


(Little does Phinehas know that Duraza was thinking ahead and is already in the Arcane Brotherhood. Phinehas also doesn't know that Sangwa really is Duraza in disguise, this whole band being a trick to make Phinehas think the Empire is paying attention to it when really its finding out how the Brotherhood works from the inside out)

((Little does Duraza know that he is really plotting to make the Empire go to war with the Brotherhood by writting things down in parentheses that everyone can see. However none can see the tricky double parentheses as they are tricky  :P ))

(Little does everyone know, that Roberet has some friends in MTV and thus can make any talentless hack part of the "New music generation" )

Roberet Whistles as he hides the domination plans under the carpet
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 23, 2008, 01:58:01 am
((Ha! Even Roberet isn't tricky enough to read the double parentheses. While he thinks he has an evil plan he will really fail agaisnt my superiority  :P ))
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 23, 2008, 02:24:42 am
(((Little does Duraza know that while in his Sangwa disguise he is actually suffering from schizophrenia, which in his case isn't bad considering his alter ego Sangwa is such a hot genius; not only can he know what is within the double parentheses, he can speak within triple parentheses, make anything above 3 parentheses cause a brain implosion and predict that the Arcane Brotherhood will fail against the Empire because while on Duraza mode he can turn people into Emos, which will utterly result in Phinehas' transformation into Emo-Phinehas. Unlike other Emos, Emo-Phinehas actually knows why he should die and how to do it, so his suicide doesn't fail.)))
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 23, 2008, 02:37:40 am
((Cursed triple parentheses! I can't read anything within them!))

(((Little does anyone know that the mastermind behind Duraza really had him create all this parentheses stuff to make everyone else look like a total fool and distract the Empire as well as the Brotherhood from growing. The mastermind behind Duraza can read the dreaded triple parentheses and while everyone is fighting over the band he secretly helps Dakkru to take over the world.)))
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 23, 2008, 05:09:14 pm
*invokes square parentheses*

[With these I can go OOC and kill Duraza irl. Hmhmhmhm.]
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: bilbous on January 23, 2008, 06:20:49 pm
{Curly braces are for snarky comments on the pointlessness of the thread. How very existential it is: It exists therefor it sucks and at the very same time it blows. Just depends which side of the fan you are on when the spit hits it.}
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: emeraldfool on January 23, 2008, 10:07:10 pm
{This thread has a point... It's not a logical, well-thought-out, sophisticated point... or even particularly pointy, but it's a point. Maybe more of a line...}
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 23, 2008, 10:24:32 pm
{More of a blunted tip, really...}
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Under the moon on January 24, 2008, 03:24:15 am
Very...              very...                   very...                                      very...           very...
                                                                               very...                                                          very...
             very...                                                                                                           very...                                                very...                                                                                                               ...strange.                                                                                But who is going to be the pet monkey?                                                                                                               Don't look at me, you freaks. I don't want to be in the band.                                                                                                        I said stop looking at me.                                                                                                                                                         What is wrong with you? Blink or something.                                                                                                                                 Ok... I have a brightly colored ball of yarn! Look at that!                                                                                                                                  Damn. That did not work out well. You are still looking. How about you go to the next post. I am sure someone has something REALLY cool to say about the band. Honest. They do!                                                                                                                    Ok... I lied. The next post is very boring. But it was worth a shot. I am done talking now.                                                                                                                                  Seriously, I am.                                                                                                                                                                     You have some sort of compulsive text reading disorder, don't you? Get help.                                                 *runs away*
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Phinehas on January 24, 2008, 06:41:47 am
I am the mastermind... I figured out that if I "quote" your text I can just read it. :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Sangwa on January 24, 2008, 04:31:18 pm
Quote from: Rinenud on January 23, 2008, 05:59:06 pm
Rinenud examines his "How to succeed at Nerd-metal for Dummies" manual. "Ok let's see":

Step 1) Do have copious amounts of backbiting and jealousy.
"Confirmed!"

Step 2) Every member must have a rampant ego.
"Confirmed!"

Step 3) Rather than record any music, all members must indulge in step 1) through the exercising of step 2).
"Confirmed!"

Step 4) The lead singer must already be planning a solo career before the first single is released.
"Confirmed!"

Step 5) At least one member must be doing copious amounts of drugs.
Rinenud re-reads Socius's last post. "Confirmed!"

"Guys, you're destined for stardom!"




Quote from: Under the moon on January 24, 2008, 03:24:15 am
Very...              very...                   very...                                      very...           very...
                                                                               very...                                                          very...
             very...                                                                                                           very...                                                very...                                                                                                               ...strange.                                                                                But who is going to be the pet monkey?                                                                                                               Don't look at me, you freaks. I don't want to be in the band.                                                                                                        I said stop looking at me.                                                                                                                                                         What is wrong with you? Blink or something.                                                                                                                                 Ok... I have a brightly colored ball of yarn! Look at that!                                                                                                                                  Damn. That did not work out well. You are still looking. How about you go to the next post. I am sure someone has something REALLY cool to say about the band. Honest. They do!                                                                                                                    Ok... I lied. The next post is very boring. But it was worth a shot. I am done talking now.                                                                                                                                  Seriously, I am.                                                                                                                                                                     You have some sort of compulsive text reading disorder, don't you? Get help.                                                 *runs away*
                                           very...                                      very...
                                                                     very...

Wow. This thread Rocks! Just like a Nerdy Metal Band would!

Shnap!

Under The Moon has been hired to help Socius at point 5), so other bands can't call us lame.
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 24, 2008, 11:18:04 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 24, 2008, 06:41:47 am
I am the mastermind... I figured out that if I "quote" your text I can just read it. :P

Pfft I noticed that way before you  ;D

Quote from: Sangwa on January 24, 2008, 04:31:18 pm


Wow. This thread Rocks! Just like a Nerdy Metal Band would!

Shnap!

Under The Moon has been hired to help Socius at point 5), so other bands can't call us lame.

Yeah. You can obviously tell he wanted to be in the band because he said he didn't  :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 25, 2008, 06:01:53 pm
Quote from: Duraza on January 24, 2008, 11:18:04 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 24, 2008, 06:41:47 am
I am the mastermind... I figured out that if I "quote" your text I can just read it. :P

Pfft I noticed that way before you  ;D
I mean, you could be patient and just wait till the text floats by ;)
But hey! as Junkie vocalist I just tend to notice such things  :flowers:

Duraza are you sure to have copyrighted our band already? :P
 :lol:
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Duraza on January 26, 2008, 12:08:19 am
hmmm.....Maybe I should..

((Secretly the mastermind behind Duraza already created copyrights on this idea, waiting for all involved to slip up and put their plan to action just so they can owe him large sums of money))
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Yaycub on March 27, 2008, 05:30:32 am
to pull them in
make it seem like your in trouble
make a sound
fake it enough
what made you so scared
mabey your mistaken for someone who cares
if you remember remember
ive been tryign to get back to the center
im shure. its not like it was before.

so make them drink
tell them that its only water
no one leavs till we figure this out
what made you so scared
mabey im mistaken for someone who cares
if you remember remember
ive been tryign to get back to the center
im shure. its not like it was before.

thats all i got for now :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on March 27, 2008, 04:15:47 pm
That's not very nerdy :P
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Yaycub on March 27, 2008, 09:44:22 pm
oh sorry i forgot to put in the chorus.

"Windows xp im not gonna miss ya, cuz now i got Windows VISTA!!!!" \\o//
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Socius Rockus on March 27, 2008, 10:30:02 pm
Hmm, I was thinking the other way around :P

*piano/keyboard intro, calm vocals:*
You came to me within a dream,
Looked so beautifuuuul to me.
I upgraded everything just to have you here
From RAM, till Processor just to support...
Youuuuuu....

*Guitars with drum kick in, now more mister (or misses) soft vocals now*

But you are!...

Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

VISTA HATES US ALL! VISTA HATES US ALL!

I can't even uses the Messenger service,
without CRASHING down every 10 seconds!
When I try to install you F things up!
And when I haven't saved my work
You torture me, by crashing A-GAIN!!!!!

*interlude, vocals go down a notch*

I still remember the good times,
the good times
the good times
XP for the win, though 95 owned.
XP for the win, though 98 was better
XP for the win, BECAUSE VISTA SUCKS ASS!!!

*Solo, vocals back hard*
I'M B.G. AND I'M CURSED
EVERY NEW PRODUCT I RELEASE
IS WORSE THEN THE ONE BEFORE
I WILL NOT CARRY IT ALONE
YOU ALL WILL CARRY IT FOR ME!
BUY BUY BUY!
AND WATCH YOUR PC SLOWLY DIE! DIE! DIE!

*fade out with the "DIE"s*
*in the video clip this screen will apear*
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Windows_XP_BSOD.png)
[It's a short song without a real chorus, Inspired by "Linoleum Knife by Mastodon"]
Title: Re: Nerdy Metal Band
Post by: Yaycub on March 27, 2008, 10:42:12 pm
MAD props for the Slayer- Disciple deal there  :thumbup: you rock!