Nerdy Metal Band

[bilbous]

I'll be the drunk in the audience heckling and calling out for Stairway to Heaven...continually demanding you reboot! CTL-ALT-DELETE, CTL-ALT-DELETE, CTL-ALT-DELETE, ad infinitum.

hmm that makes a pretty good chant....

[Phinehas]

Phinehas, this unfortunately means that Suno will be very close to you... But hey, you wanted to play bass.

I'm a big kid... I'm sure I can fend off the advances of one anorexic fan girl. Or at least convince her of the infinitely superior attractions of the drummer.

[ThomPhoenix]

* ThomPhoenix prepares the buckets of water for Duraza.

* ThomPhoenix prepares another bucket of boiling hot water for Phinehas to attack anorexic fangirls with.

[bilbous]

I would think cold water would be better for the groupies ... vichyssoise perhaps cuz they need to nutrients.

[emeraldfool]

Can I be the psycho fan who will inevitably shoot the lead singer on-stage?

[Duraza]

Can I be the psycho fan who will inevitably shoot the lead singer on-stage?

Hmm, sure why not. We will just have to make sure we have a back up lead singer before we give you the job. Any volunteers for the backup?

[RoberetGoldsmith]

Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch of sell outs 

pweety please:P

[Duraza]

Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch aof sell outs 

pweety please:P

You'll have to ask someone else about that. If I keep giving out jobs then they may fire me as band manager 

[Phinehas]

Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch of sell outs 

pweety please:P

I'll never sell out! Unless, of course, there are large gobs of cash involved.

[RoberetGoldsmith]

Hmmm hmm


Can I be the guy that is the head of the record company which will eventually turn you into a bunch of sell outs 

pweety please:P

I'll never sell out! Unless, of course, there are large gobs of cash involved.

Well conviently there happens to be that, and more

[Socius Rockus]

* Socius Rockus coughs "WE will never sell out! ect.ect.ect. I mean, just for the 'together feeling' "

And Emerald you will have to pay for copyright licenses if you make little trinkets out of the skull bone you blast on stage
 

[Sangwa]

Socius, I hope you're not forgetting we made you the lead singer. Duraza, give Roberet the job. Who cares about music, art, whatever. It's all about the money.

*evil laughter*

[Phinehas]

Yeah Socius... You're replacable...

* Phinehas points significantly at emeraldfool.

[Duraza]

Duraza, give Roberet the job. Who cares about music, art, whatever. It's all about the money.

*evil laughter*

That means your the record company. However as I represent the Blue Screen of Death as their band manager I warn you that we keep artistic rights and if I find your replacing our nerdy metal songs with any of that hippe stuff I'll kill...I mean sue you 

[Socius Rockus]

Yeah Socius... You're replacable...

* Phinehas points significantly at emeraldfool.

I know but I'm COPYRIGHTED! I would hate to see other people make profit of me, unless it's the band
As is song, "United we stand! Divided we fall! METAL FOR EVER! tamtamtam"