PlaneShift
Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Geoni on November 18, 2009, 11:22:10 pm
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Here is what you should do to ruin the day of a peaceful stranger:
--Google Omegle, press the first link, and start chat.
--During the chat, make sure to mention that you have a mental illness, therefor giving the excuse to say anything.
--Ask them what they are afraid of.
--Once you know this, graphically mention something that has to do with their fear.
--Do all of this, and see if they disconnect or not, post how long you last in the conversation just for fun.
[I lasted 1 minute and 43 seconds!]
Now remember kids...never talk to strangers!
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*Tinwei pokes around on Omegle*
The following is her first chat...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Kristina?
You: Umm no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello?
Stranger: :
I removed a giant dragon saying hello ascii art.
You: I have a mental illness.
You: What are you afraid of? dragons?
Another one asked what the illness was.
Most people disconnect or say there was no fear. They don't wanna mess with you. For example:
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi. I'm bill gates. And hillary clinton. And YOU!
As a side note, don't do jokes about being famous like this:
You: I'm barack and hillary in one form.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Most responses I get are:
asl?
f?
cybers*x?
I guess I'm too cute for Omegle :lol: :flowers:
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Mine was a total fail. I decided to go with a specific illness; dyslexia.
Me: Hello
Stranger: asl
Me: I have dyslexia
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: I hate it.
Thats when I disconnected.
EDIT: second attempt failed as well. He flipped it around and did the same thing to me
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: other
Stranger: other?
You: vegetable
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Well, I'm not gonna lie that I have a mental illness, but here goes:
Censored for appropriateness. :ban:
Stranger: oprah
You: Hi
Stranger: has a (lady bits)
You: What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: what do you think of that
Stranger: oprah's (lady bits)!
Stranger: is my greatest fear!
Stranger: can you imagine?!?!!!
You: Is it now? Fascinating. And how did this come about?
Stranger: blows my mind!
Stranger: I don't even know.
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: it's creepy!
You: Is it? I mean, it's just another part of female anatomy.
Stranger: its OPRAHS (IMMATURE TERM FOR LADY BITS)!
Stranger: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: H*rny girl?
You: No. What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: being powerless
You: Oh, you don't want to be weak and frail and unable to do anything for yourself, then? Hmm. Fascinating.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Too easy... :devil:
You: Hi
Stranger: so how was ure day
You: It was alright. What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: i'm scared of
Stranger: people leaving me
You have disconnected.
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You: What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: your mother
You: Orly? She's reading this over my shoulder right now.
Stranger: IM (censored) TERRIEFIED OF YOU
You: She says she loves you, too.
Stranger: i need my shirt back by the way
You: That was your shirt? I thought there was a (censored) ship sail in the washing machine.
You: Should've known. Mom likes 'em big.
(Five full minutes later)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh, how I love Omegle.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: 16 f finu
You: hey
You: 16/f/US
Connection asploded.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wer u from bud?
You: alaska
Stranger: cool im from ireland
You: cool me too
Stranger: wat county u from?
You: dublin
Stranger: im from cork
Stranger: did u c da match on wednesday?
You: no
Stranger: we wer robbed out of da soccer world cup by cheating france
You: soccer? mean football don't you?
Stranger: in extra time of 2nd leg thierry henry hand balled a cross and passed it 2 gallas who scored
Stranger: haha if ur irish ud no its soccer
Stranger: football is gaa
You: lol right
You: btw i'm not irish, i'm scottish
Stranger: y did u say u wer irish so?
You: i'm an asshole :D
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: so y u living in alaska?
You: i don't
Stranger: o u lied about dat aswell
Stranger: haha
You: i think you've got me mixed up with someone else good sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Gay?
You: ....no?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m canada ****ing horny
You: get a life
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Hmm .. seems to work for me ?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: huh ?
Stranger: age sex loctation
You: oh .. 42, Kran, Hydlaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: r ru lame?
You: Lol .. no.
Stranger: from?`
You: Your closet .. peering though the crack
Stranger: well i go open my closet and see u then<3
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: * tapping fingers ... *
You: * You type slow .. ya know that ? What are you doing ? Writing a book ? *
Stranger: no
Stranger: where are you from *
You: Im a complete stanger .. would you believe me if I told you ?
You: Im from Hydlaa
You: Hydlaa is a small town located in Yliakum
Stranger: where is it
Stranger: asia*
You: Its in Yliakum ... Its between Ojaveda and Gugrontid
You: Ever been there ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ı don t understand
You: You should visit some time .. Where are you from ?
Stranger: turkey
You: Thats why.
Stranger: in the middle asia and europa
You: Yep.. Im no where near there
You: I was hunting Treppor the other day... Do you have Treppor in Turkey ?
Stranger: no
You: Hey, what is your greatest fear ?
You: * what scares you the most ? You tell me and I'll tell you *
You: * tap tap * still there ?
Stranger: yess
You: What is your greatest fear ?
You: Whats the matter ? Afraid to tell me ?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: just
Stranger: ı killed a man
You: Oh ! What ?
Stranger: yess
You: Thats crazy !
Stranger: yeah ı know
Stranger: already
Stranger: ı am ran escape from police
You: I know where you are .. Im reporting you
You: Look out the window .. see me looking ?
Stranger: :):):)
Stranger: did you believe me :9
You: yes :)
You: That was good !
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ?
You: 12 teen
Stranger: :9
Stranger: :)
You: ok, take care .. and don't talk to strangers
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellow
Stranger: Hi asl
You: Im a stranger. Would you believe me if I told you ?
Stranger: Idk
You: You shoudln't. I could be lying .. like everyone else.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: * farts *
You: Hi there
Stranger: sup :D?
You: Lol .. puffin dood
Stranger: hahahaha, okaaay xD
You: Hey, let me ask you a question...
Stranger: sure, fire away
You: What is your greatest fear ?
Stranger: uhm...
Stranger: Being lonely
Stranger: and fat
Stranger: hahahahahahah xD
You: Owh gawd
You: haa haa
Stranger: hahaha, why :P?
You: Just curious .. Im actually starting a clube for fat lonely people.
Stranger: not there yet, just scared of getting there xD
You: Well, heres to getting you half way .. ( I cant do anything about the fat part but .. )
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HI there
You: Im from Ojaveda .. where are you from ?
Stranger: US
Stranger: where's Ojaveda?
You: Nice ... What race are you if you dont mind me asking ? Im a Nolthrir
Stranger: white
You: Oh ... Oja is out past Hydlaa ... its kind of remote and overrun with rats and criminals
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i have a pet rat
You: Yeah.. ever hear of the plage that we suffered ?
Stranger: yeah well guess pet rats from pet stores dont have the plague
Stranger: so there
Stranger: and yes i have heard of it
Stranger: duh
You: The ones in my town have one eye
Stranger: ew
You: yeah, right in the middle.
Stranger: cyclopses!
You: Nasty eh ?
Stranger: yah
You: You should see the gobbles that loom in the sewers .. pretty freakin creepy.
Stranger: i bet
You: Let me ask you a question ?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: ask away
You: Do you ever worry that your being watched by a stranger when you use this Omegle thing ?
You: LIke right now as you type ?
Stranger: um no
You: You should
Stranger: but thats kind of creepy
You: It is ...
Stranger: yeah
You: How do you know that Im not watching you now. After all, I AM a stranger
Stranger: at the moment i am too tired to care so whatever
You: That is fine.
Stranger: yep it is
You: Do you worship satan too ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im athiest
You: Oh man .. your missing out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
\\Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I have a question
You: doctor wellford says that i need to take my meds to i'll have an episode
You: but I dont want to take them
You: because they make me tired
You: should i listen to him ?
Stranger: maybe u should.
You: yeah i guess your right
You: hey are u afraid of anything ?
Stranger: i'm afraid of snake, getting old or sick...
Stranger: or unhappy..
You: ogh god dont say that ! i hatre snakes
You: i had a dream that they will crawling up my legs and their tongeus were tickling me
Stranger: oh..
You: and then they were in my hair
You: and i was screaming and freaking out
You: and i could feel them all over me all wiggly and sliterhing and i needed to take my meds because i started to really lose ity
Stranger: r u ok?
You: not rly
You: im freaking out now thanks a lot for mentioning that i need doctor wellford now
You: can you pray for me ?
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: god will bless u.
Stranger: it's ok.
You: i hope so im so freaking ourt i really want to die right now but doctor wellford says i shouldnt get to extremem about thigngs
You: om my god oh my god oh my god
You: jesus ask jesus to help me
Stranger: it;s ok, be stronge,
You: but im weak and there poisionous and evil
You: satan like snakes hes the price of snakes and flies
You: thats what mamma tells me
Stranger: u should believe in god `
You: i do but it doesnt help cause a keep freaking out and thinking about more snames
You: and moses killed snakes so i pray to him and mary cause she steped on one
Stranger: take care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey there
You: hi :)
Stranger: whats up
You: chillin
You: u?
Stranger: same same
Stranger: smoking trees
Stranger: asl?
You: adult/vegetable/here
You: u?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: 19 Male Florida!
Stranger: pwnin some nubs
You: nice
You: wanna see my pic?
Stranger: lol sure duder
Stranger: especially since your a vegetable that is able to type
You: http://greenarbytheday.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/eggplant.jpg
Stranger: damn thats hot
Stranger: im just busted right now
Stranger: i*
You: nice and round aint it?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i could caress that all day
You: whatcha playing?
Stranger: the new call of duty
You: fresh
Stranger: yea its pretty nutty
Stranger: as a vegetable
Stranger: how exactly do you manage to type
You: its all in the stem...i used to be pretty slow...seeing as i can only press one key at a time, but i worked on my speed
Stranger: i see i see
Stranger: it must be complicated
You: yeah, the information age just sprung up
You: i can't get a blackberry or iPhone
You: no way to carry it
Stranger: yea I have the iphone
Stranger: and the thumbs are what really makes it easy to use
You: yeah...and gliding on the touch screen is tough
You: you should see how bad it is to use the mouse
Stranger: I can imagine
Stranger: where do you work as an egg plant
You: i work at a restauraunt...judging the freshness of other eggplants before they are cooked. I know...I'm giving up my own kind. Don't judge me!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where were you planted at?
You: i don't know. I was picked up at a young age and dropped in the woods where i was raised by wolves
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: thats out of control
You: yeah. mom's teeth sank in a couple times, so I had to get organic surgery and fill the holes with wax. that doesn't make me fake does it?
Stranger: i dont suppose
Stranger: so how long are we going to talk like your a vege
Stranger: cause this is a tad gay
You: but...I am a vege
You: did you not get my pic?
Stranger: lol your out of control
You: the story of my life. wine, fruit, and fertilizer
Stranger: true
Stranger: well i guess im gonna have to be out then
You: take care...and remember, just cause you don't hear us cry doesn't mean we aren't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wer u from bud?
You: alaska
Stranger: cool im from ireland
You: cool me too
Stranger: wat county u from?
You: dublin
Stranger: im from cork
Stranger: did u c da match on wednesday?
You: no
Stranger: we wer robbed out of da soccer world cup by cheating france
You: soccer? mean football don't you?
Stranger: in extra time of 2nd leg thierry henry hand balled a cross and passed it 2 gallas who scored
Stranger: haha if ur irish ud no its soccer
Stranger: football is gaa
You: lol right
You: btw i'm not irish, i'm scottish
Stranger: y did u say u wer irish so?
You: i'm an asshole :D
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: so y u living in alaska?
You: i don't
Stranger: o u lied about dat aswell
Stranger: haha
You: i think you've got me mixed up with someone else good sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think you were chatting with me, thats my style. except that i dont talk about sports :thumbdown:
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You: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: u?
You: Hydlaa
You: I live in a nice little guild house by the Vigesimi.
Stranger: nice =)
You: It is a beautiful littlle place, with a nice little square.
You: I payed 12 million tria for that house.
Stranger: omg
You: It was worth it tho
You: I can keep all my magical items there.
Stranger: nice =D
Stranger: do u have the borean thundra mount in your stable?
You: What?
Stranger: nothing?
You: .. are you a gamer?
Stranger: no im a stable master
You: I HATE GAMERZ
Stranger: i love stables
You have disconnected.
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Mine was a total fail. I decided to go with a specific illness; dyslexia.
[stuff]
EDIT: second attempt failed as well. He flipped it around and did the same thing to me
probably because he has it. dyslexia is rly common and i don't think it's considered much of a mental illness.
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LOL! I love some of the conversations you lot of had.
My first didn't go so well.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: yes
You: yourself?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: i asked you a question
You: yes, I do have an age, a sex, and a location
Stranger: which is....
You: I don't know, but I really like soup
You: I have a whole draw full of soup
Stranger: depends on the soup though
You: it's mainly chicken
You: chicken soup is awesome
Stranger: wong ton
You: are you afraid of anything? Personally, I'm scared of soup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I do actually have a draw full of soup. It's not that scary though tbh. ;D
edit: and as for the second...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: hi
You: m
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. :'(
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Well, that was my laugh for the day. ;D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr hello 8)
Stranger: RAWR.
Stranger: I'm also a monster
Stranger: A m-m-m-monster
You: Rahhh!
Stranger: Rah rah ah ah ah?
You: *sniffs behind
Stranger: Smell ok?
You: *nods and RWARS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It is clear how this stranger stutters, which reminds me "i hate when people stutter"~Q..q...quote of Feonu.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I was bored...
ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can you rap?
You: Maybe...
Stranger: bust
You: bust?
Stranger: lets see some skills
Stranger: but a rap
Stranger: bust*
You: Alright.....yo my name is Froyo I act like a yo-yo goin' up and down all day like I'm on a string jumpin' all around.
You: you bust now
Stranger: we are all up on this new f-word site, theres pervs, petaphiles and chicks that want a bite. Theres 12 year old kids pretending to be horny and old a-word motha f-wordas with a manlyhood and a 40
Stranger: i cant bust
Stranger: i suck
Stranger: yours was decent
You: Really?
You: I thought you did better
Stranger: no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dunno we both are pretty terrible
You: lol
Stranger: i smoked the best herb ever today. I have been smoking for a while and im dead serious when i say this stuff I got is the best!
Stranger: its called perfect OG
You: Nice!
You: I haven't smoked for a long time.....
Stranger: from the medical club
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada u?
Stranger: california
You: Cool dude. I gotta go and call it a night. See ya
Stranger: good luck finding fake womanhood
You: lol
You have disconnected.
{Anything in green was replaced by me to make it more friendly looking. If more editing is needed let me know. But really I can't rap XD}
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It is clear how this stranger stutters, which reminds me "i hate when people stutter"~Q..q...quote of Feonu.
i think you were chatting with lady gaga
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omg hi
You: hi
Stranger: WHATSUUP?
You: WHAZZUUUP
Stranger: I LIKE YOUUU!!!!
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :D
You: i like me too
Stranger: concieded :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(word association doesn't rly work here)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I LIKE BIG FEET AND I CANNOT LIE
You: NO OTHER BOTH
You: HERO
You: SNORT
You: QUACK
You: CHIGGER
Stranger: you smell like bottled farts
You: YES INDEED
You: I DO
You: MASTER
Stranger: i know
Stranger: stinky
You: MASTER MIYAGI
You: KARATE KID
You: 80'S
You: INDIANA JONES
You: MARIAN
You: ROBIN HOOD
You: MEN IN TIGHTS
You: GAY
You: YMCA
You: NAVY
Stranger: Stop smoking it seems to really affect your health
You: INDEED
Stranger: s*** i cant take your nasty smell
Stranger: bye loser
You: FART
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi asl?
Stranger: m26 you?
You: 11/f
Stranger: where you from?
You: us
You: huntingdon, pa
Stranger: okay
You: u want adress so we can meet
Stranger: i dont live there.
Stranger: so we cant meet
You: u can fly here an we can play checkrs
You: im rly good at that game
Stranger: oka im not
You: o im sry i can teach u?
Stranger: maybe
You: i want to be a teachar some day
Stranger: cool
You: wat r u
Stranger: soldier
You: cool im going to be a soldier befor i go to coleg
You: brb my pupi is crying
Stranger: ok
You: im bak
Stranger: ok
You: i think shes lonly
Stranger: maybe
You: r u lonly
Stranger: yes
You: u shuld come here
Stranger: and then?
You: we can play checkers all day long forver and evre
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what does this quote mean to you? “I am not insignificant like an individual blade of grass. This is because I am not a blade of grass.”
Stranger: 15/f/us looking for cute emo boy lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what does this quote mean to you? “I am not insignificant like an individual blade of grass. This is because I am not a blade of grass.”
Stranger: hey horny girl please??
You: I'M HORNY
You: 17 f us
Stranger: girl??
You: asl?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u like girl on girl??
Stranger: jw
You: ?
You: u call me a jew?
You: i'm not jewish
Stranger: no just wondering = jw
You: whoa
You: hell ya
Stranger: so do u??
You: YES
Stranger: nice
You: YES I DOOOO
Stranger: want a pic??
You: sure
You: :D
Stranger: [link]
You: Hello, I am a Police Officer.
Stranger: they look better in real life
You: Your IP has been recorded and reported to your local department.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f us
Stranger: 20 m indonesia here
Stranger: name?
You: victuaa
Stranger: im krizna
You: do u like pretzels
Stranger: r u in high school vic?
You: it's victuaa
You: yes i'm in high school
Stranger: oh..
You: u got a probleM?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: tell me about u victuaa
You: i like pretzels
You: i love pretzels
You: i live pretzels
Stranger: nope,,no problem to me
You: do you enjoy pretzels?
Stranger: pretzels?? what is it?
You: it's an activity here in the usa
Stranger: tell me about it?
You: it has a metal tip, three accronisms, and has edible gripaneers
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: nothing like that in my country
Stranger: lol
You: its like a cornucopia
Stranger: cornucopia? place full with corn?
You: we use it during a holiday called grand ellenbogen untoten day
You: aka GEU
Stranger: oh nice
You: pronounced GIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-FPPP
Stranger: what about ur hobby victuaa
You: i am a secretorian at the local decomposrilatory
You: i like to think of it as a hobby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 finland
You: 17 f us
Stranger: im m
Stranger: pictures ? ;)
You: of wat
Stranger: of you?
You: wat about tem
Stranger: can i see? :o
You: y?
Stranger: I wanna see re you hot? ;)
You: wouldn't u rather talk to me?
You: and no im not hot, no one here is hot, we're all pizza faced obese nerds
Stranger: umh :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: us
You: huntingdon, pa
OH GAWDS YOU STALK ME!
*Dral gets ready to relocate*
No jk :P but I do live near there.
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Stranger: hi
You: Rwar hello :)
Stranger: asl
You: 15, male, thats me
Stranger: sorry,rwar means a country?
You: no it doesnt, it just means im a dinosaur >8)
Stranger: and where are u from
You: Jurassic park.
Stranger: funny
Stranger: 21 f china
You: cool, what animal are you?
Stranger: i talk to a dinosaur
Stranger: cat
You: ooh sorry but i might have to eat you.
Stranger: haha cat mean could't meat
Stranger: spell wrong
You: sorry, but i have to eat the cats here in America, before i eat the chinse ones, see you soon >:)
You have disconnected.
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i tried the first suggestion about morbidly describing someone's fear,it went something like this
you:just a quick question im asking everybody on omegle today,are you afraid of anything?
stranger:spiders,and being trapped in an elevator
you:what about being trapped in an elevator with spiders?
stranger:that would be my worst nightmare
you:yes,the vicous poisonous kind,they would bite you all over.too horid to think about really
stranger:Dude stop! you are making me imagine this
you:ok sorry
your conversational partner has disconnected
while we are on the subject of omegle this is another conversation i had which is relavant to planeshift,and btw this is real
you:do you play planeshift?
stranger:yeah sometimes....no i freaking don't!
your conversational partner has dissconected
[how rude]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hi there
You: *looks around*
You: >.>
Stranger: ....
You: <.<
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: "stares directly at you"
You: ( o) __ (O)
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: "hides in a bushel of tumbleweed
Stranger: "
You: tumbleweed=great hiding place 8)
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: a little dry n pokey tho
You: dont let it fly across that road now :O
Stranger: better not learn how to fly then eh
Stranger: gotta cross that off my to do list now "sigh"
You: i always considered tumbling a more convenient form of travel than flying.
Stranger: more dizzying though
You: do you know what makes you feel dizzy is inside your ear? :D
Stranger: hm?
You: speaking of dizzy, its time to blow chunks and get myself outta here, see you later. \o
You have disconnected.
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the emo guide for the PS addict:
server down
1st stage:
...............Hyperventilating...... X-/
second stage:
...............frustration...... :@#\
third stage
...............depression............ :'(
fourth stage
...............bargaining............. :-X
fifth stage
............denial............. O--)
sixth stage
............... acceptance ......... :surrender:
this seems to be the spot for it as i was hyperventilating since i JUST got in the game on the other server.....
lol....
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hey jaccas, try out irc to post your shenanigans. :P webchat.freenode.net (http://webchat.freenode.net)
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I am not using Omegle as much anymore because people are so boring, and most are looking for..well...cyber excitement, and most of the others are looking for an argument.
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You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: boo!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: *wees pants*
You: what would you say if i told you i was a dinosaur
You: ?
Stranger: i would say
Stranger: ARE YOU A VELOCIRAPTOR
You: YES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dun
Stranger: the enemy is aboard
Stranger: i shoot raptors >: )
You: load the cannons!
Stranger: IN THE TUNNEL
You: *runs away*
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You: RAWRZ!
Stranger omg scared!
You: I EES SPEAKING DINOSAUR!
Stranger: O NO!
Stranger: NOT ZEE SPEEKING DINOSAUR!
You: RAWRZ!
You: ...
You: well, random feeling of speeking dinoness came over me there
Stranger: Hey, it happens
You: ya...
You: say, question for a survey, are you afraid of anything?
Stranger: the dark
Stranger: I am very afraid of the dark
You: Oh
You: So you don't like dark places without any possibiltity of light, not even the faintest glimmer?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its horrible
You: yes
You: Anywayz, seeyer
You have disconnected.
So, I suppose you could say that I failed there, but...
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Stranger: we are all up on this new f-word site, theres pervs, petaphiles and chicks that want a bite. Theres 12 year old kids pretending to be horny and old a-word motha f-wordas with a manlyhood and a 40
petaphiles :D
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This is probably my best one yet. I actualy had a slightly intelligent conversation with this stranger, but it turns out they were just another one of the poor lonely men out there.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: RAWRZ!
Stranger: :)
You: hungry
Stranger: uhu
Stranger: f/m?
You: why do you need to know?
Stranger: why not?
You: thats a question for you to answer
Stranger: okay, i yust want to know with who i'm talking
You: You are talking with "Stranger
You: *"
Stranger: is that tong?
Stranger: rong*
Stranger: i'm male, u?
You: Well about half of the people in the world are male, so even if I said I was, it wouldn't narrow it down much
You: which I am
Stranger: i see your a girl
You: now, what are the chances of that?
Stranger: what do u want?
Stranger: is that the way to make friendds?
Stranger: d-word
Stranger: bye
You: about 1/2, actually, looking at my other statement
You: what?
Stranger: you are very lame, u evan want's to talk,
Stranger: well, i'm male from 15, belgium
Stranger: so
Stranger: ,??
You: I'll tel you this, I don't live in belgium
Stranger: can u yust talk normaly
Stranger: who give f-word
You: but I've been there on vacation before
Stranger: i don't want to u live in belgium
Stranger: belgium is to good for
Stranger: u
You: nah, I'm French, actually
Stranger: voila
You: lol
Stranger: i said it, nothing else?
You: ?
Stranger: can we just talk normaly now,? :)
You: uh, okay, I guess
You: why?
Stranger: to make friends, but if don't want u just need to click on DISCONNECT
Stranger: do it, pleas
You: do what, click disconnect?
Stranger: yes, why do u this anyway?
You: no, this is the longest and most intelligent converstion I've evr had on Omegle
Stranger: well, me to
You: I do this to mess with the many poor lonely men out there and annoy the crap out of them
Stranger: what u try to say now
You: its a barrel of laughs
Stranger: where do u live in france?
You: I don't live in france, I just said I was french
You: I live in US
Stranger: ah
You: But I go to Paris a lot
Stranger: okay
You: lol
Stranger: me to , it's awsome
You: innit
Stranger: so, f/m?
You: m
Stranger: waste of time
Your conversational partner has disconnected
I reply a few of the more... unsavory words... this guy was still a jerk tho
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Finally I got one that worked!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I hate tulips.
Stranger: the game?
You: I didn't even know there was a game called tulips
You: I was talking about the flower.
You: And the word.
You: What is your greatest fear?
Stranger: the dark
You: Is it cupcakes?
You: Oh nice!
You: What would you do if, I locked you in a small dark closet for a week?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hola
Stranger: Bonjour
You: Kanichiua
Stranger: Allo
You: Eeeey!
Stranger: Aloha!
You: Ahoy!
Stranger: Aw, crap.
Stranger: I ran out.
You have disconnected.
[oh by the way everybody there is a blog called OhMy!gle that posts hilarious things from omegle, remember that if you submit your funny conversations then you might get it on there! :D]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Rawr!
Stranger: lol
You: They are out to get us.
You: >.>
Stranger: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR
You: <.<
You: Jacula is after all the enkidukai in Hydlaa and no one can stop him!
You: DDDD:
Stranger: lol
You: Use complete sentences!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O_O
You: o_o
You: O_o
You: *,..,*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 17, male, Hydlaa.
Stranger: 17 f turkey
Stranger: where is hydlaa
You: Between Oja and Gug.
Stranger: in africa
Stranger: ?
You: Nope, in the first level in Yliakum :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm good at this :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Moo!
Stranger: said the cow
You: I'm 17, male and Hydlaa.
Stranger: where is that
You: Between Gug and Oja.
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: lol
You: Really? :D
Stranger: no
You: :c
Stranger: so wats up
You: ceiling.
Stranger: and really where r u frum
You: Hydlaa.
Stranger: wat is thatv really a place
Stranger: like wat country
You: First level in Yliakum. :)
Stranger: ewww loser that is lame u virgin fag
Stranger: lol
You: I don't date <3
Stranger: LOSER
You: :3
Stranger: r u a virgin;'
You: Hell yeah ^_^
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: lol
You: Shhh! They are after me.
You: >.>
You: <.<
Stranger: who u freak
Stranger: how old r u
You: The enkidukai.
You: I'm 17.
Stranger: wowo r u ugly
You: I even said it.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
You: I'm not ugly, not really a model though.
You: XD
Stranger: kool so where do u really live
You: I told you three times! >:[
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: They are after me!
You: >.>
You: <.<
Stranger: Who?!?
Stranger: The ones who are after me?
You: The stonebreakers!
Stranger: NOO!!!
Stranger: Save yourself!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: *Latches onto the stranger's face.*
You: 17, male Hydlaa.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Poke.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: Bad.
Stranger: D: whats wrong?
You: I was attacked by a Dlayos and almost died >.>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im hot and blonde
You: I'm ugly male and 87 :)
Stranger: FAGGOTZILLA
Stranger: BUDDY GO WONDERSTAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I figured I had to try this ;D
Stranger: Chloe?
You: Yes
*Disconnect*
You: Chloe..?
*Disconnect*
Stranger: Male, leaving?
You: Why?
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: obviously youre female?
You: Are you afraid I'm not?
Stranger: I dont care
Stranger: lol
You: So you're not afraid of females, or males...
You: What is your greatest fear?
Stranger: being alone
Stranger: yours?
You: A good one. Kinda makes those "What would you do if you were the only person alive on earth" questions hard for you, huh?
Stranger: Yea
You: The make-believe trees...
You: They are so .... tall and green
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: smoke alot?
You: Yes
You: Leaves from the non-make-believe trees
You: They don't talk so they're cool
Stranger: lol
You: Do you?
You: You seem to have an idea of what happens to people that do...
*Disconnect*
You: Rawr!
Stranger: Hi I'm richard and I'm afraid of cockroaches
You: You read my mind... Awesome
Stranger: I did?
You: I was going to ask you your greatest fear....
Stranger: there you have it
You: I don't like the flying kind. They stick to your face.
Stranger: Aw dude
You: And they are in the ceiling and drops down on you like every time you look up!
Stranger: You have me looking around here now
You: Don't look up!
Stranger: You're makin me paranoid, I'm going to sleep
You: Don't let the roaches... aw wth, they'll do it anyway.
*Disconnect*
You: Greetings
Stranger: Hi!
You: What is your greatest fear?
Stranger: being alone
*You have disconnected*
You: Helo
Stranger: THEY'RE COMING
You: Yes they are!
You: OMG, you know too!
Stranger: Oh really
Stranger: what makes you so sure?
You: The voices told me
Stranger: Mmm which ones?
Stranger: Because they lie to me
You: The ones on the left side...
Stranger: Dolores is just...cynical and depressing
Stranger: oh THOSE ones
You: The other ones are searching the roof
Stranger: Yep. They tend to be correct
Stranger: Should we be excited that they're coming?
You: I don't know.. Are you afraid?
Stranger: I don't know. I don't think so.
You: What is your greatest fear?
Stranger: What an interesting question! I approve.
Stranger: Um
Stranger: Humanoid robots/dummies or statues that come to life
Stranger: bugs
Stranger: but mostly...not knowing where I'm going.
Stranger: You?
You: I am a ventrlioquist puppet of a spider making you listen to the wrong voices!
Stranger: 0.o
*Disconnect*
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I decided to do an omegle conversation RPing as my planeshift character Azeral.These are the slightly confusing results and yes this conversation is genuine.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greetings
Stranger: hi random stranger
You: aye and yourself
Stranger: huh?
You: im extending your greetings to ye
You: are you a gambling man?
Stranger: ohhh haha, noo im a girl
You: ah my appologies miss
You: are you not partial to risking your tria?
Stranger: you speak very intellegently haha. and my tria? is that what you call money?
You: aye tria is the currency of our land,surely you must know that miss
Stranger: where are you from? aye....ireland, canada, scotland... or are you a pirate
You: i hail from the first level,and no i am no sort of rogue
Stranger: omg haha, do you really expect me to know what the first level means? you make me feel like an idiot. well hell could be the first level. earth can be the second level. heaven the third. but i really don't know. Where are you from? haha
You: you don't know whats on the first level? you must be new to the whole world,hydlaa oja and gugrontid are to be found there
Stranger: lord help me now
You: which lord is that? talad?
Stranger: Jesus, God, anyone willing to help me understand you
You: you do not understand me miss?
Stranger: oui, je ne comprend pas. You speak so... I don't even know.
You: what language is that? are you an enkidukai by any chance fair lady?
You: i'm afraid i dont speak enki
Stranger: that was french. Enkidukai? What are you talking about? haha you're amusing.
You: im glad you think so,its always good to keep a lassie entertained,but what is this french you speak of?
Stranger: oh gee i don't know the language of france. im not french though.
You: france? have ye overdone it over at kada's?
You: ye be slurring your words miss
Stranger: omg lmao. why are you pretending your not from this earth?
You: of course i am,i was born of yliakum as were you
Stranger: do you have schitzofrenia?
You: i don't quite understand your words,can you ask that in a different way?
Stranger: sorry i meant schizophrenia
You: hmm i've never heard of that miss
Stranger: it's a mental disorder in which
Stranger: you have unusual thoughts or preceptions and many other things
You: unusual thoughts you say?
Stranger: yes, i say
You: i remember a long time ago i fell from the roof of the tavern,i did my head a terrible injury
You: fortunately there was a healer to hand
You: but it played havoc with my memories
Stranger: do you like to pretend you're from medieval times?
You: Azeral looks confused
Stranger: who's Azeral?
You: why that is me,Azeral Hotlinus at your service! sorry for being so rude
You: i have quite a high standing in the house of games
Stranger: Thou art mentally insane
You: how dare you miss!
You: you are the one who pretends to not know of yliakum
You: the octarchs should lock people like you up
Stranger: i live in new york, not yliakum
You: ah you are from a city
Stranger: no, im from the island of long
Stranger: long island
Stranger: long island, new york
You: is this city bigger than hydlaa?
Stranger: I highly doubt it.
You: i see from a small village like me
Stranger: yes. Okay, so I'm just going to play along with your little mind game.
You: game? so you do like games
You: games are my passion
Stranger: yeah, monopoly is my favorite game. I also like scrabble. :P
You: hmm you will have to teach me those
You: i will ask eurac if we can start running them at future guild events
Stranger: lmao
You: who is he?
Stranger: He's the great "Laughing My Ass Off". ahh you make me laugh. You're hysterical. Best person I've ever talked to on omegle...almost
You: you find me amusing?
Stranger: yes, we already established that.
You: maybe we should get to know each other better over a red liquor over at kada's
Stranger: yes, i wish we could do that, but you are from Yliakum and I am not.
You: you are not? you mean you come from beyond the stone labyrinths!
Stranger: yes, i already said this before
You: tell me what is it like?
Stranger: well where i live is surrounded by ocean because it's an island. very nice weather, very beautiful. the end.
You: that sounds wonderful,i was always taught that the lands outside yliakum were a hellish place
You: perhaps the doomsayer is wrong about your type
Stranger: "your" type, how about "our" type? You live on earth on 6 of the 7 continents and I know it.
You: you do make up some wonderful stories
Stranger: yeah, so do you.
Stranger: (:
You: azeral smiles back
You: azeral pulls a pie out of his beard and eats it
Stranger: jackie furrows her eyebrows in confusion and just stares
Stranger: im done talking in third person.
You: third person?
You: there are only two of us
Stranger: once again, lord help me now.
You: i see you are the spiritual type
You: do you die often?
Stranger: nooo i will die once and then that's it.
You: i myself have died a few times,just to get out of tight corners
You: one time i was dead for a whole year
Stranger: you live in a video game
You: that was one of the worst exerinces of my life! never call it a game
Stranger: can you be real now?
You: i am real i stand before you,do you see my beard? do you see my hands? i am as real as any other hammerwielder
Stranger: stop pretending ur from another world lol
You: and could you do the same please? making up crazy stories that you are from lands beyond the stone labyrinths
Stranger: urghhhhhhh!!!!!!
You: are you hurt? should i get a crystal way worker?
Stranger: you should get someone to slay you for making up such a fantastic story
You: i get the impression you are out to get me miss
Stranger: good (:
Stranger: how old are you/
Stranger: ?*
You: i have lived for around 35 cycles
You: and yourself
Stranger: ur 35?
You: that is one way of putting it aye
Stranger: 35s pretty old. don't you hav something much better to do than pretend your from another planet
Stranger: ?
You: i do not pretend i take my responsibilities in the house of games very seriously
You: you think i am acting childishly?
Stranger: yes ;D
You: i miss being a child,getting tought to kill people with sticks and stones
Stranger: oh that's nice
You: you may do things differently in your "world" but here in the real stalagtite every citizen needs to be tought to fight to protect our borders from the hoards from the stone labaryinths
Stranger: oh where im from we fight to protect our borders from illegal mexicans
You: ah,your government tells you to do that?
Stranger: noo thee government hires people to do that for us, called police. doesn't work that well. and plus, who wants illegals?
You: police? you mean like what the city guards do
Stranger: yess but it's not in my city it's the border of the United States and Mexico
You: do you have an octarchy?
((At this point there was a very long pause so i decided to disconnect,the conversation lasted just over an hour))
You: well it was an interesting conversation but i really must go now
You have disconnected.
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I loved reading that Azeral XD
Do more :D
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I loved reading that Azeral XD
Do more :D
Here is another one just for you,sorry this one didn't run as long
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: greetings stranger
Stranger: and how are u friend?
You: i am good,i have recently come into a few tria
Stranger: a few tria? whats that?
You: why tria is coinage of course,surely you know that!
Stranger: lol, i acctually did not
Stranger: !
Stranger: so what are u up to??
You: I am setting off soon on a wee business trip
Stranger: hmm thats cool, i'm leaving soon too, i got class in an hour and a half
You: ah,what do you study,history? science? glyphs? yliakography?
Stranger: businesss management
Stranger: not that fun but it is hella easy and i can use it for almost anything
You: aye im sure you will make a fortune in the stock market
You: people always need iron stocks
Stranger: lol, ya i'm not ganna be a stock trader that would suck lol
Stranger: i don't wanna do that at all
You: i see,so you are not a smith then?
Stranger: nine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Holy shirked duty Azeral, you found one BORED stranger! hhhmmm, lets try something new for Omegle. I am going to assign you all to introduce yourself to strangers as anonymously and politely as possible, then ask the person what they like and dislike. I figure it will get some funny responses! :detective:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BYE
You have disconnected.
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The things we say when we're bored.. good grief. ;D
You're now talking to someone. Don't be Shy, Say Hi!
Stranger:Hey asl
You: Is it safe?
Stranger:Yes
Your talking partner has just left.
(a suspicious Stranger indeed)
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
You: Good lord, I just committed a terrible crime! D:
Stranger:ohh no, and what was that??
You: I killed them, Stranger! Each and every one of them! They were suffocating, so I had to..
Stranger:oh my goshh...
Stranger:thats terrible
You: And I FEEL terrible! They didn't deserve it.. the way I put them at ease; when I took the bag off their heads they were deathly white! So I tried to put them near the fireplace to warm them up...but...but...they began to burn!
Stranger:ohh... well thats not good. i dont think theyd like being burned
You: That's just it! I didn't think.. I tried to pull them away, but their burnt layer was molting off! I quickly threw the remains into theh fireplace, but it stuck to the brick. :(
Stranger:ohh snap... well maybe you should like get rid of the bodies already
You: Oh but I did! The smell of their cooking remains was overpowering.. too much so that I popped each one into my mouth. And you know what? I would do it again! In a secluded area! With friends at a campfire!
Stranger:eeewww.... omg thats nastyy
You: Nasty? Not at all, I heard they taste better between gram crackers with chocolate. You should try it some time.
Stranger:uhmm... i think i might pass
You: Not a fan of the sweet gooey goodness?
Stranger:not really....
You: That's a shame.. I don't know how I'll ever tell my mom that I finished them off.. hopefully she understands.
You: Perhaps she'll even buy some more off the corner of Braid St. >:)
Your talking partner has just left.
( they didn't get it. :( )
You are now talking to someone. Don't be Shy, Say Hi!
Stranger:heyy
You: Hello
Stranger:asl?
You: Just turned 78, I'm male, and live next door to you.
Stranger:ahah ;)
Your talking partner has just left.
(was it something I said?)
You are now talking to someone. Don't be Shy, Say Hi!
You: Hello
Stranger:hey
Stranger:whats ur name?
You: My name is Stranger. What's yours?
Stranger:sry i cant talk to strangers
(well for their information, their name is Stranger, too. Hmph.)
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
Your talking partner has just left.
Stranger:heyy
You: Hi!
Stranger:asl?
You: old / neutral [ the choice is yours ;) ] / up the street.
Your talking partner has just left.
(they can't say I didn't give them an option.)
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<3 the last one Oronec ;D
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Lol Geoni. I loved that one too. ;D
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
Stranger:hey 18 and horny
You: hi horny, i'm stranger.
Stranger:YOUR F****N STUPID
Your talking partner has just left.
Yeah, okay. I may be stupid for going on to the site, but at least I still have my grammar <3
You are now talking to someone. Don't be Shy, Say Hi.
Stranger:Helloo
You: Hiyaaa
Stranger:Are you a Boy or a Girl?
You: I'm a boy. You?
Stranger:A Giirl
Stranger:Do you speak French?
You: A little bit, not well, though.
Stranger:Okk! Haha
You: Are you laughing at my lack of francaphone-ness? D:
Stranger:Hahaa! Nooo xD
Stranger:What are u doing?
You: What am I doing? I'm typing, I think. :) How about you?
Stranger:Haha! xD
Stranger:Me Humm.. I am practicing my show (Theatral) And... Yeah, You don't wanna know :)
You: You're right, if it's theatral, I possibly don't. xD There's nothing talented about me.
Stranger:Haha! But it is Arcenic and old laces.. I don't know if you know what it is..
You: I'll have to say 'no' to that one. What is it?
Stranger:It's an old movie that we transfer in thatral
You: Oooh... I still don't understand. But that's alright. xD
Stranger:3 old grand 'ma who kill mans with Arecnic, and no one doupt it.. Haha
You: Oh my. Evil old lady indeed.
You: Do you play that evil old lady?
Stranger:Yeah! Pouhaha
You: Haha, very convincing. I could really hear the evil in that ..uh.. pouhaha
Stranger:Mouhahahhaha xD They are Very nice, and every one Loves them :)
Stranger:xD
Stranger:Do u like twilight?
Stranger:. . .
You: Twilight? I personally hate it.
Stranger:Ohhh =/
You: Sparkling Vampires are unnatural.
Stranger:Humm.. Guy conversation... Hum... Oh! Do you like Sex? xD
You: How stereotypical of you. xD I'm offended. ...but maybe. >3>
Stranger:Haha!
Stranger:I like to suck (duck).. :) Its soooo Good!
Stranger:Do u ever suck a (duck)?
You: I'm glad you like it. Personally, I've never tried it. I stick to putting edible things into my mouth. Unless it was prepared in China...
Stranger:Lollee!
Stranger:But hum.. do you ever (masterfisher) with another boy? (A friend) ?
You: Ah.. can't say I have. Why, do you?
Stranger:Yeah.. Lolle
You: That's uh.. very dirty of you. You're quite the evil old lady, I'd have to say.
Stranger:Hahahaaaa
Stranger:Yeah, i'm very Bad.. Rawnnn :)
Stranger:I need to Punish Youu!
Stranger:Your'e been Bad!
Stranger:Vilain!
You: Oh gawd. Need I say I'm a very good liar? D:
Stranger:What?
You: Personally, your creepy. And that's coming from another girl. Aka, me. Hi :3 I'm a roleplayer. How did I do? Was I convincing? I think I was. Haha
Your talking partner has just left.
Belated April Fools! :flowers: ...I don't think she found it funny. :oops:
You are now talking to someone. Don't be Shy, Say Hi.
You: hello
Stranger:hey
You: so uh... you got the stuff?
Stranger:nope, you're looking for bob, he lives across the street
Your talking partner has just left.
Bob has my stuff? D:
You are now talking to someone. Don't be Shy, Say Hi.
Stranger:asl?
You: Oh! I know this one; American Sign Language!
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Was I wrong...? :detective:
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You: asl?
Stranger:16 m nova scotia
You: Finally, we meet again, my love!
Stranger:lol
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Hee~ Inside joke right there. I bumped into that guy 5 times. He must hate me by now. :innocent:
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
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You: hi
Stranger:hey
You: 16/f/nova scotia
Stranger:15 m alberta
You: is it true that alberta is rat-free?
Stranger:yes
You: how does a country manage that?
Stranger:i dont know
You: does your police force tazer the rodents before they cross the border?
Stranger:i think so
Stranger:and they tell their rat friends not to come here
You: woah... that makes sense
Stranger:i know
You: is that all I need to know about alberta? or are there more mysterious secrets?
Stranger:nope no more secrets
Stranger:so..
You: secrets lead to anger; which leads to drinking; which leads to beating others; which leads to being tossed in jail; which leads to getting a tattoo with your jailmate's name in a heart on your forearm to which you disappoint your mother, causing her to suffer a fatal heart attack. Is that what you want to happen? Huh, Chuck?
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Alright, so his name's not Chuck.
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
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Stranger:do you like to be naked
You: I find it therapeutic
Stranger:really
You: Really.
Stranger:in what way
You: Every way
Stranger:let your boobs hang out
You: That's not all that hangs out. ;)
Stranger:o god
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He set himself up. Disappointment to the extreme. :lol:
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You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
You: Good lord, I just committed a terrible crime! D:
Stranger:ohh no, and what was that??
You: I killed them, Stranger! Each and every one of them! They were suffocating, so I had to..
Stranger:oh my goshh...
Stranger:thats terrible
You: And I FEEL terrible! They didn't deserve it.. the way I put them at ease; when I took the bag off their heads they were deathly white! So I tried to put them near the fireplace to warm them up...but...but...they began to burn!
Stranger:ohh... well thats not good. i dont think theyd like being burned
You: That's just it! I didn't think.. I tried to pull them away, but their burnt layer was molting off! I quickly threw the remains into theh fireplace, but it stuck to the brick. Sad
Stranger:ohh snap... well maybe you should like get rid of the bodies already
You: Oh but I did! The smell of their cooking remains was overpowering.. too much so that I popped each one into my mouth. And you know what? I would do it again! In a secluded area! With friends at a campfire!
Stranger:eeewww.... omg thats nastyy
You: Nasty? Not at all, I heard they taste better between gram crackers with chocolate. You should try it some time.
Stranger:uhmm... i think i might pass
You: Not a fan of the sweet gooey goodness?
Stranger:not really....
You: That's a shame.. I don't know how I'll ever tell my mom that I finished them off.. hopefully she understands.
You: Perhaps she'll even buy some more off the corner of Braid St. >Smiley
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Best one yet XD
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That was my favorite one, too :D
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Stranger: hey, 20 m horny
You: Hello.
You: I may be too young then.
You: just maybe
Stranger: Eh...how young?
You: a fresh 16 year old virgin. {Ha 16 year old virgin male XD]
Stranger: You make it sound like...hm..dunno. either way 16 is where i draw the line.
Stranger: pretty much.
Stranger: You got cam?
You: What are you drawing the line for? ;)
You: No camera.
Stranger: :p It's just a convenience i'd say.. You got pictures then?
You: I can make you picture things in your mind, hows that?
Stranger: That's sexy, but it's not what I want. But let's start with this...
Stranger: What you wearing?
You: Well I do have this one picture.
Stranger: ...Oh?
You: http//REPLACED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.net/ <--- It was blue waffle, and I wanted him to click on it, didn't work though.
Stranger: :) I honestly doubt that's your picture
Stranger: But hey, nice tru
Stranger: tyr
Stranger: ry
Stranger: try
Stranger: :D
You: dangit
Stranger: better luck next time ;)
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Anyways, I failed in tricking the pervert. He didn't get grossed out the way he deserved to be.
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Just thought I'd be friendly and stray away from the whole 'asl' junk.
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
You: Hello!
Stranger:hey
You: How are you?
Stranger:good you
You: Not bad. Very happy. It was a wonderfully sunny day.
Stranger:screw you
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Aaand that obviously gets us nowhere. So I tried what some of you had.
You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
You: Hi! It's a great day today, no?
Stranger:what city are you in?
(Why would you answer a question with another question? Fine then.)
You: Hydlaa.
Stranger:where is that?
You: Between Ojaveda and Gugrontid.
You: You?
Stranger:where are those?
(and again.)
You: Those are in Africa.
(hee~ Africa)
Stranger:in what country?
You: Yliakum
You: It's a rather small place.
Stranger:that country doesnt exist.
(I bet he googled it.)
You: It does. It's inhabited with many races.
Stranger:ok. bye
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You've just gotta belieeeve.
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ive been unable to play planeshift for a long while so ive resorted to roleplaying as Azeral in omegle instead,here is my latest exploit from my travels in the strange land where people you cannot see ask you if you have horns: ;D
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You: greetings
Stranger: I come in peace
You: i never suggested otherwise,where are you from friend?
Stranger: Indiana
Stranger: But if you want to be specific.
Stranger: I'm from my mom
You: ive never heard of either of those places
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: currently hydlaa but i wander
Stranger: So you're not from your mom?
You: i thought the place was called mymom,no ive never heard of that village.It is a village no?
Stranger: no
You: then what?
Stranger: it is the city of great metal buildings
You: hmm sounds nice,no wait a second you mean parents don't you?
Stranger: no i mean it is a city of great metal buildings
You: i had parents once or at least i think i did,i hit me head ye see many years back my memories not so good
Stranger: ok
You: this city ye speak of,which level is it on?
Stranger: it is on the lowest level
You: nothing could be down there,its all water,seas as far as i know
Stranger: then you know nothing. i do not wish to associate with such inferior people
You: you are a wretched tefusang then i can't stand for superiorityism
Stranger: you do not know how to spell either. perhaps you should go and educate yourself. goodbye
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You: hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl here, watching porn. Are u a guy?
You: uh no
You: what the hell
Stranger: wth what?
You: why the hell are you watching porn and asking if i'm a guy?
You: HUH?
Stranger: cause i wanna know right off the bat if ur interested
You: i'm not
You: that's disgusting
Stranger: uh, ok
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You: hello!
Stranger: hellloo
You: god everyone on this site is so weird
Stranger: yer
Stranger: whats ya name? and asl?
You: mah name is gertrude, 73, m, new york
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That's not how you make friends, guys!
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You: i dont take, sorry
Stranger: m
You: k
You: i dont get this game
You: whats your name mister stranger?
Stranger: sour
Stranger: urs?
You: thats not a name silly
Stranger: yes
You: exactly
Stranger: thats my nick name
Stranger: sourabh
You: your Nick?
Stranger: urs/
You: what?
You: so your name is Nick?
Stranger: no no
You: :/
Stranger: that was my short name
You: so Nickolas?
Stranger: my name is sourabh
Stranger: urs name?
You: what's a sourahb?
Stranger: it is a hindi name of fragrance
You: ohh so cool
You: so Nick, where you re from?
Stranger: wat is ur name?
You: im shy :/
Stranger: why?
You: youre a stranger
You: it says so :D
You: where youre from Nick?
Stranger: india
Stranger: n u
You: im not from india :(
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: but i like ur friendship..
You: aww
You: but youre a stranger :D
Stranger: nice to talk u
Stranger: hmm do u have a facebook account
You: Yes!
Stranger: wats ur name on facebook
You: i sayd im shy :))
Stranger: dont worry trust me m a nice guy..
Stranger: i never let u down
You: what that means?
Stranger: u wil like my frndshp
You: ah, okay :)
You: well talk to ya later then :D
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Stranger: m or f
You: other
You: what is you greaest fear?
Stranger: ha?
You: lemon
Stranger: i think getting embarassed on public
You: I saw running without pants on a crowded street
You: you
Stranger: i don't think so
You: I filmed it
You: Say SOMETHING?!
You: anything
You: ...
You: 1+1=2
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Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: I'M MILEY CYRUS
Stranger: AND WHO THE **** ARE YOU?
You: ARE YOU FROM HYDLAA?
Stranger: IS MILEY CYRUS FROM HYDLAA?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SO, NO
You: i aM THE MAN WHO ****ED HER
Stranger: NO ONE ****ED ME
Stranger: JUST NICK JONAS
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?
You: aN ENKIDUKAI
Stranger: wtf?
You: FROM HYDLAA
Stranger: WHT IS HYDLAA?
You: U DO NOT KNOW?!
You: THE PARADISE
Stranger: MILEY CYRUS DOESN'T
Stranger: OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIOEIWEIOWIE
Stranger: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAFG54ARE98G489FGH74ADF8H4A
Stranger: D98DAG7A897G87G
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IS
Stranger: NOT
You: DAMN KRAN
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: i WILL KILL YOU WITH A SHOTGUN
You: HEADSHOT
Stranger: YOU CAN'T KILL MILEY CYRUS
You: SNEAK ATTACK *****
Stranger: I'M IMORTAL
Stranger: UUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Stranger: WAIT
You: I AM TALAD
Stranger: YOU'RE A GUIDO
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: LALALALALA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: WTF
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: HI
You: ь щк а
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: What are you drinking?
Stranger: h2o
You: OMG me too.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: AMAZING!
You: Is there flavoring in your H2O?
Stranger: Nope
You: Lol, I'm drinking kool-aid, which is flavored H2O if you didn't know.
Stranger: Haha
You: Guess the color!
Stranger: red
You: Wrong!
Stranger: then its definitely blue
You: Wrong again, you little "definite" one.
Stranger: lol
You: I'll give you something that rhymes with the flavor.
You: Damn, I can't find anything that rhymes with it.
Stranger: orange
You: Bingo!
You: You win!
Stranger: woo hoo
You: I have some Antacids nearby, so that will be tonights prize!
Stranger: lol
You: Tell me, how do you feel about this great trophy you are about to receive?
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You: age /sex/locaton
Stranger: 13 m mexico
You: 15 o ojaveda
Stranger: where?
You: Ojaveda it is near Gugrontid
You: in Africa
Stranger: blaacks
You: I am not black
Stranger: then i like you
You: I am an Enkidukai
You: we are not black
You: what is your greatest fear?
Stranger: black people, and being violated
You: I have not seen any today
You: what if I locked you in a room full of black horny people
You: ?
Stranger: suicide
Stranger: i dont care if they rape me while im dead
Stranger: im dead
Stranger: but alive
Stranger: no black will rape me
You: do you like Kran?
You: Their poetry annoy me
Stranger: i dont know who is he
Stranger: or she
Stranger: but, i like radiohead and queens oft he stone age
You: their are a race of blueish creatures I like radiohead too
Stranger: its my fave band
You: can you give me some tria I want to buy some glyphs
Stranger: glyphs?
You: yeah have not you learned magic yet
Stranger: no
Stranger: i only play music and paint
You: it is easy the NPCs will teach you
Stranger: but i dont want to
You: you do not want to cast magic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i preffer
Stranger: art
You: then learn painting
You: the NPCs teach that too
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: what kind of painting?
Stranger: theres a lot of styles
You: I do not know the devs had not done it fully yet
You: bye I will go to feed my Kikiri
Stranger: i need TP for my bunghole
Stranger: bye
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I found a very bored person ;D
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You: Hi! :D
You: Hasn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers? >:[
Stranger: hey
Stranger: yes
Stranger: humm
You: It's evil you know.
You: >.>
You: <.<
Stranger: and your parents?
You: My parents are lost.
You: I found some box on the ground and began typing.
Stranger: :O
You: I wonder what tpe of glyphs are needed for this thing to work.
You: Anyways, where are you from? I'm in Hydlaa.
Stranger: you already tried to go to a psychologist?
You: Not really, Leraider wanted me to go to one however.
Stranger: germany
You: Never heard of it.
You: Is it near Admindnier?
Stranger: u should go is serious
You: Too boring.
You: I'll just look at the crystal while typing on this magical box.
Stranger: really
Stranger: ok
You: A lot of people keep on disconnecting on me.
Stranger: m or f
You: Male.
You: You?
Stranger: I am a hermaphrodite
Stranger: b
You: Is that a fancy name you call kran where you live?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
Stranger: i have to go
You: Kfar o/
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Stranger: hiii.
You: Don't talk to strangers!
You: >:[
Stranger: HYPOCRITE.
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Stranger: black
You: red
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You: m or f?
Stranger: m
You: o
Stranger: u ?
You: o
Stranger: what does it mean ?
You: orange
Stranger: i ask u are u male or female ?
You: I AM an ORANGE!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i know
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: hydlaa
Stranger: do u ever have a sex ?
You: yeah a lot
Stranger: how many and by whom ?
You: 2,1
You: I like 2 better
You: two hot lemons
Stranger: with who u have ?
You: lemons,oranges,apples
Stranger: **** your mother
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi m or f XD
You: Hi
You: both
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LOL
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You: Hi
Stranger: Sup
You: Whats your biggest fear?
Stranger: Why?
You: I dunno just wondering
Stranger: well, same question goes for you then
You: ok you go first since I asked
Stranger: ok, biggest fear...would prolly be dying unhappy
Stranger: yours?
You: OMG that is soo sad, my grandma died really unhappy, she was lonely, poor, pretty much had no life. Aparently she was also ugly
You: My biggest fear would be... the end of the world
Stranger: And how do you figure that we will live to see it
You: Huh its kinda obviouse
You: We soo will
Stranger: And how do you think it will happen?
You: Did you know that there is a meteor coming straight for earth the size of 10KMs it will hit earth off course by more than 3mm to be either to hot or cold for humans
You: But that is not just it
Stranger: Then please due continue
You: Today in my country a massive earthquake happened, last year a Tsunami happened in Samoa, Earthquake in Haiti, don't you kinda think the Bible might be real
You: It does say that God will come before 1 century has passed after Israel reforms as a country
You: century is 100 years so you know
You: so that would be like 2020-2030 sometime
Stranger: It will end sooner then that...I can gaurantee it
You: And it says stars will fall, and more natural disasters will happen so many that a 3rd of the world will die
You: Yes it say god will com BEFORE a century after Israel reformed as a country
You: pretty scary aye
Stranger: Not really, that is just taking a wild guess....stuff like Iraq having nuclear weapons scare me...have you heard any of that 5/19/13 stuff going around?
You: nope
You: And it also states more wars will happen
You: So Iraq having nuclear weapons is stated in the Bible, I just say not worth the risk
Stranger: We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.
5/19/13
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Scary . . .
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m
You: hi
Stranger: u
You: 20 h
Stranger: h means
You: hiaphridite
You: girl boy
You: it
You: you know
Stranger: no i don't
You: half girl half boy
Stranger: ok
You: yep
Stranger: how u feel
You: its kinda kool, I can bend my dick into my virgina
Stranger: ok thats gud]
You: yeah and I only have one boob, the other is like a mans nipple
You: kinda interesting aye
Stranger: yeah
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Hahahaha!
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im shizima
Stranger: you
You: Vakachehk
Stranger: from??
You: I come from Ojaveda
You: you?
Stranger: where
You: Ojaveda, it is just east of Hydlaa
Stranger: i dont noo
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: What's your biggest fear?
Stranger: spiders yours
You: Wow scary, I once got this big black spider and it crawled up my spin and bit me in the back of the neck and I was in hospital for some time
You: end of the world
Stranger: are u a girl or a guy
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: jw
You: jw?
Stranger: iil
Stranger: ilu
Stranger: jk
You: umm ok
Stranger: :P
Stranger: and jw means just wondering
You: ohh ok
You: So spider... they aren't that scary
You: just the big black ones
Stranger: to me lol
You: to you what?
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: spiders are kinda scarey
Stranger: ontario u
You: Ojaveda
Stranger: canada
You: Ojaveda, Yliakum
Stranger: oh thats far
You: I guess
You: Here we have big green spiders
You: They can walk as fast as a normal Enkidukai
Stranger: cool :) and scarey
You: yeah, they can go into peoples homes and poison them
You: We don't have much water either so we cant spend heaps on cleaning out houses\
You: Most citizens live in Ultics
Stranger: oh that sucks
You: yes
Stranger: what time is it there???
You: hmmmm I don't know
You: just a second
You: ok well the azure sun is about at its brightest so around 12ish noon
Stranger: oh it 11:50pm here
You: ohh ok
Stranger: i live in toronto in canada
You: ok kool
Stranger: ya
You: So whats your name? mine is Eyantar
Stranger: olga, im 29 and live with my mom :)
You: ohhh... my parents died, my dad by some rogues and my mum plague
Stranger: haha that sucks, my mom got raped then murderd :(, and i watched my dad drown
You: but you live with your mum
Stranger: step mom
You: ohh
You: So why didn't you go to save your dad?
Stranger: i was laughing to much i coulda swim :P
You: Thats sad
Stranger: lmao dude im just kidding ;)
You: I know
Stranger: byez goin on vid chat
You: bye
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You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: sup??
You: I SAID HI!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sup?
You: awful
Stranger: why?
You: because I am a horny gay!
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: thats cool [=
Stranger: where you from?
You: CSA
Stranger: CSA??
Stranger: how old are you???
You: 251
Stranger: 0_o
You: I am from the south
You: Go CSA
Stranger: hahah what you wanna talk about???
You: the Civil war
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You: hi
Stranger: give me a link of sexy girl please
Stranger: please
You: wait
Stranger: okkk
You: planeshift.it
Stranger: r u seriuous??
You: yes
You: it is awesome
Stranger: is it a game?
You: yes it has many hot girls
Stranger: no
Stranger: hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: Sarras Volcae
Stranger: whooo?
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Stranger: hello
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: whassssuuuuuuup???
You: 0.o
Stranger: whats up?
You: something is up
You: a flying pig
Stranger: omg! i wish i had a flying pig!
You: I am one
Stranger: O.o no way
You: you talk to a pig
Stranger: lol ohh i wont tell my friends
You: do not tell anyone
Stranger: ok i pinky promise
You: I am invisiblle
Stranger: WHAT!?
You: I am behind you
Stranger: omg i cant see u!
Stranger: but its because ur invisible
You: lalaalla
Stranger: wow ur such a cool invisible pg!
Stranger: pig*
You: I know
You: guess who?
Stranger: the flying pig?
You: yes
You: whihuuu
Stranger: ohh snap im right
You: I want to eat
You: an apple
You: made of ice cream
Stranger: woah that sounds so goood
You: but you wont find it
You: it is innvisible too
Stranger: does it taste invisible?
You: yes
You: you are dreaming
You: bye
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Stranger: Horny girl? wanna cyber?
You: hell yeah
You: asl?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 16 m uk*
Stranger: u?
You: 17 f us
Stranger: nice ;)
Stranger: got any pics
You: actually i'm from canada
You: ya i got a pic
You: do you have a pic?
Stranger: yeh, u got dirty 1s
You: oh yes i do boiii show me urs i'll show u mine
Stranger: yours first plz?
You: o fine for u then ;)
Stranger: thanks x
You: http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/justin5-650x975.jpg
Stranger: lool
You: ;D
Stranger: why do that?
You: why do what?
You: sorry i don't have dirty pics
You: i'm a modest girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but cyber tho?
You: yes baby baby ooo baby ooo
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: u annoy me
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:3
You: hi
Stranger: give me a link of sexy girl please
Stranger: please
You: wait
Stranger: okkk
You: planeshift.it
Stranger: r u seriuous??
You: yes
You: it is awesome
Stranger: is it a game?
You: yes it has many hot girls
Stranger: no
Stranger: hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: Sarras Volcae
Stranger: whooo?
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X-/ ;D
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What I concluded from this is that people over there are pretty sick. I substituted my censored last version for one that doesn't need it.
You: Hik.
Stranger: uow
You: I'm mentally handicap.
You: So, what are your fears?
You: I fear lots of stuff.
You: Dishes.
You: Headphones.
You: Light.
You: Farts.
Stranger: headphones?
Stranger: why?
You: Yeah. Snaky things creep me out.
You: But what about you?
Stranger: my fears...
Stranger: hummm
Stranger: deep ocean
You: Interesting.
You: Can't get more? I kinda want someone to have a fear I don't.
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have fears....
Stranger: hummm]
Stranger: let me ssee
You: Hey. It can't be that hard.
Stranger: for me
Stranger: its a little hard
You: So, you're saying you're all tough?
You: Yeah, that's what you're saying?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: i dont know what think
You: You don't know *how* to think?
You: Oh. I meant to put emphasis on the *to*.
You: Man, I'm such a lamer.
You: I fear that lameness will be the death of me. Man, I'm shivering.
You: So, can't think of any fears yet? Creepy old men? Giant spiders?
You: Freaky girls with blisters on the inside of their eyelids?
You: Russian rabbid dogs?
You: Blind, heat seeking rats?
You: Marmelade?
Stranger: i get go
Stranger: see ya
You: Okay, kisses.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HI
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: My name is Gustav I am a flying gangsta pig that lives in the ghetto of San Marino I am the best friend of the annoying orange I eat innvisible ice cream.I hate lemons and I am the lord of cats.
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: knock knock
Stranger: um...yes?
You: knock knock
You: it is me
Stranger: oh hai
You: the annoying orange!
Stranger: don't be hard on yourself
You: I am an orange you are an apple!
Stranger: no im a human
You: you are a pain apple
Stranger: no i'm definitely human
You: lalalalalalala
You: knock knock
Stranger: yes what is it?
You: knock knock
Stranger: yes?
You: knock knock
Stranger: what do you want?
You: knock knock
Stranger: can i help you?
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: what's your name?
You: orange
Stranger: hi orange my name is edward
You: are you guda?
Stranger: no
You: cheezy
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanndd
You: do you like Lady Pasta?
Stranger: buhbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh my god what the hell first I had 2 or 3 people believing I'm a female US teenager before I spend a few hours talking complete random and disgusting shullbit to another troll. None of which was funny. Won't try again.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: boobs
You: i have boobs
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like
You: xD
Stranger: what sizw
You: 36b
Stranger: dam girl that is sexy
You: lols
Stranger: im m
You: me too
Stranger: wtf
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one is LONG X-/ this guy is... stupid
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: soooooo
You: why are you using omegle?
Stranger: asl
You: uh right
You: 18/f/uk
Stranger: m19
You: where from?
Stranger: us
Stranger: name?
You: sarah
Stranger: nice name
You: yours?
Stranger: eric here
You: what state are you from, eric?
Stranger: florida miami
Stranger: why?
You: is it hot there?
Stranger: no its snowing hre
You: WHAT
Stranger: n there?
You: here? oh it's sunny and warm as usual
You: we had a tropical storm the other day tho
Stranger: lots of snow on road
You: lots of palm tree leaves on the road here
You: couldn't get out the house even
You: it was horrid
Stranger: then ru enjoying ?
You: you bet!
You: well, the warm weather that is
Stranger: r u single?
You: ah yes
You: you know, i went surfing on the thames last weekend!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whats ur profession?
You: still in school :(
Stranger: nice
You: oh no it's not
Stranger: so u dont hv bf?
You: no
Stranger: then?
You: i do not
You: do you have a bf?
Stranger: so thats mean ur virgin?
Stranger: sarah
You: ....yes lolwat
Stranger: nothing?
You: what do you mean nothing?
Stranger: kiding>>>>>>>
You: right, so what are you getting at?
Stranger: nothing bebe
You: uh huh
You: ....
Stranger: fine
You: are you horny?
Stranger: tell me some more abt u?
Stranger: which city u stay?
You: erm, london
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yorkshire
Stranger: ??
You: do you have short term memory loss?
Stranger: why
You: i told you london
You: i said i was surfing the thames
You: you forget easily
You: sir, what are you doing at this moment?
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: sorry
You: lol
Stranger: nice
You: mmmhmmm
Stranger: i am just 19
Stranger: hanging in my bed
You: i'm 18 and also in my bed
You: it's rather comfy
You: sooooooooo?
You: eric? you there?
Stranger: yes bebe
You: alright, we're supposed to chat, let's get chatting
Stranger: kkkkkk
Stranger:
Stranger: tell me some more?
You: i like bagels
Stranger: niceeeeeeee
You: do you?
Stranger: hhhmm oohh i loved it??/
You: we have so much in common!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sarah i like u sooooooooo much
Stranger: do u like me?
You: yeah sure why not
You: :)
Stranger: thxxxxxx
You: :D
You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: hhhhmm little bit
You: i like em
You: do you like chocolate?
Stranger: hhh
Stranger: i loved them
You: :D me too!
Stranger: oohh wow
You: do you like bananas?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: aw, i do
You: do you like women?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i like u?
You: but, in general, do you like women?
Stranger: yes
You: we have that in common :D
Stranger: n do u like men?
You: nope
Stranger: why?
You: they're assholes
Stranger: r u lesbian?
You: yes
Stranger: oooooooohhhhhh
Stranger: my godddddddddddddddd
Stranger: i cant belived it??????//
You: :3
Stranger: 3????/////
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i came to why do u like bananas?????????
You: errrm what?
Stranger: ?
You: strange american
Stranger: why?
You: i like bananas because they're... yummy
Stranger: bcous i loved u so much>>>>>>>>
You: oh well that sux man
Stranger: thats why i got hurt so much'
You: sorry mate
Stranger: kk
Stranger: bebe
Stranger: so do u have any girl friend?
You: no
You: i killed the last one and sucked her veins dry
Stranger: ohh'
Stranger: do u happy wid it????/
You: of course, i need to feed
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: will u do wid mw????????/
You: vampires can't cross oceans, sorry
Stranger: okkkkkkk
You: but if you'd come to london, i'd gladly drink your bloodz
Stranger: sorry too
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: well, i've got to go
You: sun's coming
Stranger: i wann kiss u once
You: that's romantic
Stranger: why
Stranger: do u dot ur picks
You: sure, whatever that means
You: i totally dot my picks
Stranger: yes
Stranger: may i see them
You: what in the world does that even mean? ._.
Stranger: plsssssssss
Stranger: i love u bebe
You: ....
You: you're asking for pictures?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090728/Hot-Vampires/Kate-Beckinsale_l.jpg
You: there you are
You have disconnected.
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I didnt feel like doing it Geoni's way, this is more entertaining then cleverbot.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: im an Indian guy looking for an Indian girl..
You: that doesnt work, im a female troll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Here's mine.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: girl?
You: ye
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: im17
Stranger: do you wear a bra?
You: Sometimes
Stranger: whys that?
You: These big things need support
Stranger: what size are your boobs??
You: Well, pound wise, 5 and a half
Stranger: wow thats crazy!
Stranger: what your bra size?
You: Not as crazy as you for buying this. :D
This was when I disconnected.