Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.

[Oronec]

Just thought I'd be friendly and stray away from the whole 'asl' junk.


You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
You: Hello!
Stranger:hey
You: How are you?
Stranger:good you
You: Not bad. Very happy. It was a wonderfully sunny day.
Stranger:screw you
Your talking partner has just left.

Aaand that obviously gets us nowhere. So I tried what some of you had.

You are now talking to someone. Don´t be Shy, Say Hi.
You: Hi! It's a great day today, no?
Stranger:what city are you in?
(Why would you answer a question with another question? Fine then.)
You: Hydlaa.
Stranger:where is that?
You: Between Ojaveda and Gugrontid.
You: You?
Stranger:where are those?
(and again.)
You: Those are in Africa.
(hee~ Africa)
Stranger:in what country?
You: Yliakum
You: It's a rather small place.
Stranger:that country doesnt exist.
(I bet he googled it.)
You: It does. It's inhabited with many races.
Stranger:ok. bye
Your talking partner has just left.

You've just gotta belieeeve.

[azeral]

ive been unable to play planeshift for a long while so ive resorted to roleplaying as Azeral in omegle instead,here is my latest exploit from my travels in the strange land where people you cannot see ask you if you have horns:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: greetings
Stranger: I come in peace
You: i never suggested otherwise,where are you from friend?
Stranger: Indiana
Stranger: But if you want to be specific.
Stranger: I'm from my mom
You: ive never heard of either of those places
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: currently hydlaa but i wander
Stranger: So you're not from your mom?
You: i thought the place was called mymom,no ive never heard of that village.It is a village no?
Stranger: no
You: then what?
Stranger: it is the city of great metal buildings
You: hmm sounds nice,no wait a second you mean parents don't you?
Stranger: no i mean it is a city of great metal buildings
You: i had parents once or at least i think i did,i hit me head ye see many years back my memories not so good
Stranger: ok
You: this city ye speak of,which level is it on?
Stranger: it is on the lowest level
You: nothing could be down there,its all water,seas as far as i know
Stranger: then you know nothing. i do not wish to associate with such inferior people
You: you are a wretched tefusang then i can't stand for superiorityism
Stranger: you do not know how to spell either. perhaps you should go and educate yourself. goodbye

[Sarras Volcae]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl here, watching porn. Are u a guy?
You: uh no
You: what the hell
Stranger: wth what?
You: why the hell are you watching porn and asking if i'm a guy?
You: HUH?
Stranger: cause i wanna know right off the bat if ur interested
You: i'm not
You: that's disgusting
Stranger: uh, ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello!
Stranger: hellloo
You: god everyone on this site is so weird
Stranger: yer
Stranger: whats ya name? and asl?
You: mah name is gertrude, 73, m, new york
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Draklar]

That's not how you make friends, guys!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: i dont take, sorry
Stranger: m
You: k
You: i dont get this game
You: whats your name mister stranger?
Stranger: sour
Stranger: urs?
You: thats not a name silly
Stranger: yes
You: exactly
Stranger: thats my nick name
Stranger: sourabh
You: your Nick?
Stranger: urs/
You: what?
You: so your name is Nick?
Stranger: no no
You: :/
Stranger: that was my short name
You: so Nickolas?
Stranger: my name is sourabh
Stranger: urs name?
You: what's a sourahb?
Stranger: it is a hindi name of fragrance
You: ohh so cool
You: so Nick, where you re from?
Stranger: wat is ur name?
You: im shy :/
Stranger: why?
You: youre a stranger
You: it says so :D
You: where youre from Nick?
Stranger: india
Stranger: n u
You: im not from india :(
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: but i like ur friendship..
You: aww
You: but youre a stranger :D
Stranger: nice to talk u
Stranger: hmm do u have a facebook account
You: Yes!
Stranger: wats ur name on facebook
You: i sayd im shy :))
Stranger: dont worry trust me m a nice guy..
Stranger: i never let u down
You: what that means?
Stranger: u wil like my frndshp
You: ah, okay :)
You: well talk to ya later then :D
You have disconnected.

[Catlemur]

Stranger: m or f
You: other
You: what is you greaest fear?
Stranger: ha?
You: lemon
Stranger: i think getting embarassed on public
You: I saw running without pants on a crowded street
You: you
Stranger: i don't think so
You: I filmed it
You: Say SOMETHING?!
You: anything
You: ...
You: 1+1=2
You dissconected

[Catlemur]

Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: I'M MILEY CYRUS
Stranger: AND WHO THE **** ARE YOU?
You: ARE YOU FROM HYDLAA?
Stranger: IS MILEY CYRUS FROM HYDLAA?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SO, NO
You: i aM THE MAN WHO ****ED HER
Stranger: NO ONE ****ED ME
Stranger: JUST NICK JONAS
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?
You: aN ENKIDUKAI
Stranger: wtf?
You: FROM HYDLAA
Stranger: WHT IS HYDLAA?
You: U DO NOT KNOW?!
You: THE PARADISE
Stranger: MILEY CYRUS DOESN'T
Stranger: OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIOEIWEIOWIE
Stranger: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAFG54ARE98G489FGH74ADF8H4A
Stranger: D98DAG7A897G87G
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IS
Stranger: NOT
You: DAMN KRAN
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: i WILL KILL YOU WITH A SHOTGUN
You: HEADSHOT
Stranger: YOU CAN'T KILL MILEY CYRUS
You: SNEAK ATTACK *****
Stranger: I'M IMORTAL
Stranger: UUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Stranger: WAIT
You: I AM TALAD
Stranger: YOU'RE A GUIDO
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: LALALALALA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: WTF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: HI
You: ь щк а
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Geoni]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: What are you drinking?
Stranger: h2o
You: OMG me too.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: AMAZING!
You: Is there flavoring in your H2O?
Stranger: Nope
You: Lol, I'm drinking kool-aid, which is flavored H2O if you didn't know.
Stranger: Haha
You: Guess the color!
Stranger: red
You: Wrong!
Stranger: then its definitely blue
You: Wrong again, you little "definite" one.
Stranger: lol
You: I'll give you something that rhymes with the flavor.
You: Damn, I can't find anything that rhymes with it.
Stranger: orange
You: Bingo!
You: You win!
Stranger: woo hoo
You: I have some Antacids nearby, so that will be tonights prize!
Stranger: lol
You: Tell me, how do you feel about this great trophy you are about to receive?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Catlemur]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: age /sex/locaton
Stranger: 13 m mexico
You: 15 o ojaveda
Stranger: where?
You: Ojaveda it is near Gugrontid
You: in Africa
Stranger: blaacks
You: I am not black
Stranger: then i like you
You: I am an Enkidukai
You: we are not black
You: what is your greatest fear?
Stranger: black people, and being violated
You: I have not seen any today
You: what if I locked you in a room full of black horny people
You: ?
Stranger: suicide
Stranger: i dont care if they rape me while im dead
Stranger: im dead
Stranger: but alive
Stranger: no black will rape me
You: do you like Kran?
You: Their poetry annoy me
Stranger: i dont know who is he
Stranger: or she
Stranger: but, i like radiohead and queens oft he stone age
You: their are a race of blueish creatures I like radiohead too
Stranger: its my fave band
You: can you give me some tria I want to buy some glyphs
Stranger: glyphs?
You: yeah have not you learned magic yet
Stranger: no
Stranger: i only play music and paint
You: it is easy the NPCs will teach you
Stranger: but i dont want to
You: you do not want to cast magic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i preffer
Stranger: art
You: then learn painting
You: the NPCs teach that too
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: what kind of painting?
Stranger: theres a lot of styles
You: I do not know the devs had not done it fully yet
You: bye I will go to feed my Kikiri
Stranger: i need TP for my bunghole
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Falcon Avian]

I found a very bored person

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
You: Hasn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers? >:[
Stranger: hey
Stranger: yes
Stranger: humm
You: It's evil you know.
You: >.>
You: <.<
Stranger: and your parents?
You: My parents are lost.
You: I found some box on the ground and began typing.
Stranger: :O
You: I wonder what tpe of glyphs are needed for this thing to work.
You: Anyways, where are you from? I'm in Hydlaa.
Stranger: you already tried to go to a psychologist?
You: Not really, Leraider wanted me to go to one however.
Stranger: germany
You: Never heard of it.
You: Is it near Admindnier?
Stranger: u should go is serious
You: Too boring.
You: I'll just look at the crystal while typing on this magical box.
Stranger: really
Stranger: ok
You: A lot of people keep on disconnecting on me.
Stranger: m or f
You: Male.
You: You?
Stranger: I am a hermaphrodite
Stranger: b
You: Is that a fancy name you call kran where you live?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
Stranger: i have to go
You: Kfar o/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hiii.
You: Don't talk to strangers!
You: >:[
Stranger: HYPOCRITE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Catlemur]

Stranger: black
You: red
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
You: o
Stranger: u ?
You: o
Stranger: what does it mean ?
You: orange
Stranger: i ask u are u male or female ?
You: I AM an ORANGE!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i know
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: hydlaa
Stranger: do u ever have a sex ?
You: yeah a lot
Stranger: how many and by whom ?
You: 2,1
You: I like 2 better
You: two hot lemons
Stranger: with who u have ?
You: lemons,oranges,apples
Stranger: **** your mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vakachehk]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi m or f XD
You: Hi
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
Stranger: Sup
You: Whats your biggest fear?
Stranger: Why?
You: I dunno just wondering
Stranger: well, same question goes for you then
You: ok you go first since I asked
Stranger: ok, biggest fear...would prolly be dying unhappy
Stranger: yours?
You: OMG that is soo sad, my grandma died really unhappy, she was lonely, poor, pretty much had no life. Aparently she was also ugly
You: My biggest fear would be... the end of the world
Stranger: And how do you figure that we will live to see it
You: Huh its kinda obviouse
You: We soo will
Stranger: And how do you think it will happen?
You: Did you know that there is a meteor coming straight for earth the size of 10KMs it will hit earth off course by more than 3mm to be either to hot or cold for humans
You: But that is not just it
Stranger: Then please due continue
You: Today in my country a massive earthquake happened, last year a Tsunami happened in Samoa, Earthquake in Haiti, don't you kinda think the Bible might be real
You: It does say that God will come before 1 century has passed after Israel reforms as a country
You: century is 100 years so you know
You: so that would be like 2020-2030 sometime
Stranger: It will end sooner then that...I can gaurantee it
You: And it says stars will fall, and more natural disasters will happen so many that a 3rd of the world will die
You: Yes it say god will com BEFORE a century after Israel reformed as a country
You: pretty scary aye
Stranger: Not really, that is just taking a wild guess....stuff like Iraq having nuclear weapons scare me...have you heard any of that 5/19/13 stuff going around?
You: nope
You: And it also states more wars will happen
You: So Iraq having nuclear weapons is stated in the Bible, I just say not worth the risk
Stranger: We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

5/19/13
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Scary . . .

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m
You: hi
Stranger: u
You: 20 h
Stranger: h means
You: hiaphridite
You: girl boy
You: it
You: you know
Stranger: no i don't
You: half girl half boy
Stranger: ok
You: yep
Stranger: how u feel
You: its kinda kool, I can bend my dick into my virgina
Stranger: ok thats gud]
You: yeah and I only have one boob, the other is like a mans nipple
You: kinda interesting aye
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hahahaha!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im shizima
Stranger: you
You: Vakachehk
Stranger: from??
You: I come from Ojaveda
You: you?
Stranger: where
You: Ojaveda, it is just east of Hydlaa
Stranger: i dont noo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: What's your biggest fear?
Stranger: spiders yours
You: Wow scary, I once got this big black spider and it crawled up my spin and bit me in the back of the neck and I was in hospital for some time
You: end of the world
Stranger: are u a girl or a guy
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: jw
You: jw?
Stranger: iil
Stranger: ilu
Stranger: jk
You: umm ok
Stranger:
Stranger: and jw means just wondering
You: ohh ok
You: So spider... they aren't that scary
You: just the big black ones
Stranger: to me lol
You: to you what?
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: spiders are kinda scarey
Stranger: ontario u
You: Ojaveda
Stranger: canada
You: Ojaveda, Yliakum
Stranger: oh thats far
You: I guess
You: Here we have big green spiders
You: They can walk as fast as a normal Enkidukai
Stranger: cool and scarey
You: yeah, they can go into peoples homes and poison them
You: We don't have much water either so we cant spend heaps on cleaning out houses\
You: Most citizens live in Ultics
Stranger: oh that sucks
You: yes
Stranger: what time is it there???
You: hmmmm I don't know
You: just a second
You: ok well the azure sun is about at its brightest so around 12ish noon
Stranger: oh it 11:50pm here
You: ohh ok
Stranger: i live in toronto in canada
You: ok kool
Stranger: ya
You: So whats your name? mine is Eyantar
Stranger: olga, im 29 and live with my mom
You: ohhh... my parents died, my dad by some rogues and my mum plague
Stranger: haha that sucks, my mom got raped then murderd , and i watched my dad drown
You: but you live with your mum
Stranger: step mom
You: ohh
You: So why didn't you go to save your dad?
Stranger: i was laughing to much i coulda swim
You: Thats sad
Stranger: lmao dude im just kidding
You: I know
Stranger: byez goin on vid chat
You: bye
You have disconnected.

[Catlemur]

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: sup??
You: I SAID HI!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sup?
You: awful
Stranger: why?
You: because I am a horny gay!
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: thats cool [=
Stranger: where you from?
You: CSA
Stranger: CSA??
Stranger: how old are you???
You: 251
Stranger: 0_o
You: I am from the south
You: Go CSA
Stranger: hahah what you wanna talk about???
You: the Civil war
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Catlemur]

You: hi
Stranger: give me a link of sexy girl please
Stranger: please
You: wait
Stranger: okkk
You: planeshift.it
Stranger: r u seriuous??
You: yes
You: it is awesome
Stranger: is it a game?
You: yes it has many hot girls
Stranger: no
Stranger: hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: Sarras Volcae
Stranger: whooo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Catlemur]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: whassssuuuuuuup???
You: 0.o
Stranger: whats up?
You: something is up
You: a flying pig
Stranger: omg! i wish i had a flying pig!
You: I am one
Stranger: O.o no way
You: you talk to a pig
Stranger: lol ohh i wont tell my friends
You: do not tell anyone
Stranger: ok i pinky promise
You: I am invisiblle
Stranger: WHAT!?
You: I am behind you
Stranger: omg i cant see u!
Stranger: but its because ur invisible
You: lalaalla
Stranger: wow ur such a cool invisible pg!
Stranger: pig*
You: I know
You: guess who?
Stranger: the flying pig?
You: yes
You: whihuuu
Stranger: ohh snap im right
You: I want to eat
You: an apple
You: made of ice cream
Stranger: woah that sounds so goood
You: but you wont find it
You: it is innvisible too
Stranger: does it taste invisible?
You: yes
You: you are dreaming
You: bye

[Sarras Volcae]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Horny girl? wanna cyber?
You: hell yeah
You: asl?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 16 m uk*
Stranger: u?
You: 17 f us
Stranger: nice
Stranger: got any pics
You: actually i'm from canada
You: ya i got a pic
You: do you have a pic?
Stranger: yeh, u got dirty 1s
You: oh yes i do boiii show me urs i'll show u mine
Stranger: yours first plz?
You: o fine for u then
Stranger: thanks x
You: http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/justin5-650x975.jpg
Stranger: lool
You:
Stranger: why do that?
You: why do what?
You: sorry i don't have dirty pics
You: i'm a modest girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but cyber tho?
You: yes baby baby ooo baby ooo
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: u annoy me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:3

You: hi
Stranger: give me a link of sexy girl please
Stranger: please
You: wait
Stranger: okkk
You: planeshift.it
Stranger: r u seriuous??
You: yes
You: it is awesome
Stranger: is it a game?
You: yes it has many hot girls
Stranger: no
Stranger: hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: Sarras Volcae
Stranger: whooo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.