IMAGINARY FRIENDS
-who are you talking to?
BACKGROUNDLong, long ago a child was born under the Azure sun with amazing healing abilities... but that has nothing to do with this guild.
Some 5 years ago a mildly insane healer and self proclaimed shrink called Syiere Blackriver, with the ability to manipulate people, had an idea of inserting suggestions of people living in people into people... so called multiple personalities. Days, months and years passed as he practiced this dark act on his patients and friends... about 1 year ago his struggling started bearing fruit and the patients started developing a wide variety of personalities. 2 months ago Dr.Blackriver retired due to lack of insane patients but is ready to step up when the old patients return to get rid of the personalities. Dr.Blackriver has last been seen wandering around Hydlaa sewers eating rats.
PURPOSEThe Imaginary Friends is a guild of personalities spawned by the twisted minds of the people of Yliakum to either amuse them,
annoy them or just to keep them company.
We help anyone dealing with issues of multiple personalities.
We are your friends and enemies and sometimes both at the same time!
To make Syiere rich.
HOW TO BEHAVE WHEN DEALING WITH THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST
OR WHEN DEALING AS A NON-EXISTANT WITH THINGS THAT EXISTWe do not exist so it's all up to your head how to deal with us... we are you.
The guildtag is only to help you ignore us if you are a sane person. If you are insane and see us then a guildtag don't really matter.
We operate as professionally as something imaginary can.
RANKS1.Idea - You are being developed into an illness but have no abilities to do anything yet.
2.Whisper - You have the ability to whisper words but have no real power.
3.Voice - You can clearly talk to the 'client' and make open suggestions.
4.Behaviour - You can talk, make the person feel a bit happier or a bit angier or sadder.
5.Twitch - You can talk, manipulate feelings and make them twitch
6.F.B.T. (Full body tourette) - Talk, manipulate and shake em up real good.
7.Insanity - You can make them do all the above plus run into walls, eat glass etc.
8.Master Of Disaster - (SPECIAL RANK) Only higly developed disorders get promoted to this level
9.Loch Ness Monsta - No, I ain't givin you no three fidy you goddam lochnehmonsta! (UNUSED RANK)
EDIT: Changed ''due to lack of sane'' into ''due to lack of insane''