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« on: March 12, 2005, 03:06:06 pm »
im going to take this opportunity to tell you of my last day of school.
*arrived to science lesson as usual, where upon large group of us (about 12) got very drunk and sang bohemian rhapsody then left.
*Armed ourselves to the teeth with flour and washing up liquid, then proceeded to attack everyone.
*got spotted by the teachers, wherupon we decided to all swap clothes so they wouldnt recognise us.
*we then split up into two groups of six so we could get cleaned up, both going to different washrooms.
*My groups door broke, and we got locked in, so I climbed up the wall and stuck my head out of the window, only to find myself looking down at the head of year, who let us out and told us to come to his office.
*Whilst opening the door to the building where his office was, we were greeted with a flow of water, and the rest of our group screaming \"run weve flooded the building!\"
*The twelve of us ran down to the middle of town, where we saw a rival group, armed with eggs and flour, we were all smiles as you can guess
*We then went to a party which was the source of many unusual stories that are still told today.
*The end
Maybe you can find inspiration in there somewhere =)
(Please note; these are the actions of a former me and not the me five years on, they also took place in one hell of shithole of a school =)