Entries for Sept. 11
~Carved up a hardwood chain out a table leg in the tavern. Kyelle wanted it, something about Pogo.
Monketh again examined his wooden chain, this time it passed the test.
\"Anybody want it?\" He held it up.
Kyelle looks at the chain curiously \"And who are you trying to hold down, mister?\"
\"It\'s just a little decoration. I know a few people I could bind with it though.\" he muses.
A random Menki enters. [Slatz]
\"How are you two?\" He asks.
Kyelle says \"Quite good.\"
\"Bored.\"
The Menki spoke \"Where\'d leji go, I thought she was gonna leave town...\"
Kyelle returned to her original conversation. \"Hmm... I could use a nice strong chain\"
Monketh carved it up more, furthur ruining it\'s already lacking structural integrity.
\"...Hmph\"
\"I might be able to make one that actually has some strength\" he put it down, and put away his knife, only to draw a larger knife.
Kyelle pondered aloud \"I need a way to sneak up on and chain up Pogo\'\"
Monketh responded \"You wouldn\'t know where the lumberyard is, would you? Because I\'d need a log for that, or some expensive hardwood.\"
\"Hmm...\"
Monketh knocked on wood, checking to see if the table was hardwood or softwood.
\"I had some hardwood... but gave it away\" she said.
\"Hmm....\"
He blew out the candle and snook away with the table.
Kyelle looked at Lej, proposing \"Maybe you could get some from her, though she\'d need to take apart that chest.\"
Kyelle snook a peak
Monketh attempted to muffle the noise made by mutilating the table. He hacked off a leg, then dragged the table back up to it\'s normal position. Meanwhile, Kyelle sang loudly to cover the noise.
Monketh balanced the now three-legged table on a chair carefully. He relit the candle with a candle from a different table, then innocently withdrew the tableleg from behind his cloak.
Kyelle repositioned the candle towards the stable end.
Leji spoke, slightly suspicious \"Wow, what happened here ?\"
Leji stared at the table.
\"Nothing, of course...\"
Kyelle looked innocently
The menki pretended he had seen nothing.
Monketh worked quickly so that in a matter of seconds the table leg could not be differentiated from a piece of ordinary wood, afterwards, he took out the larger knife and began to work out the basic shape of the chain.
\"What the hell is going on here

\" Leji grew more suspicious.
\"What do you mean?\"
Monketh innocently carved up the table leg, which could no longer be told from a piece of random hardwood. Monketh flipped the leg over then, and began working on the other side.
Leji stared accusatingly at monketh now.
Monketh glanced up at Leji, then away...
Now Agara jumped in; \"Monketh, you know better.\" and StarJumper arrived.
\"Hey Star\" Kyelle noted.
\"Hello Star\" said the menki.
Starjumper hugged Kyelle, and Kyelle likewise.
\"Are you proud of yourself Monketh?\" Leji said annoyedly.
Monketh merely whistled
The World.Kyelle whispered: \"Don\'t reprimand him, he\'s helping us!\"
Monketh finshed the sides, and the basic shape, and thus began forming the chain itself.
Monketh nodded to Starjumper.
Leji disaproved of the mess, the wood shavings were everywhere.
\"Hae monketh what are you doing?\" inquired Star, already curious at the whole strange scene.
\"Just whittling...\" he looked around innocently.
\"hmmm?\"
Agara broke in again, saying \"Please fix the table,Monketh and put it back\"
Monketh started removing wood, thus forming the links of the chain.
\"Bah, it\'s my fault.\" Kyelle admitted.
\"What an authority lady Agara ...\" Leji said.
Kyelle rummaged through her inventory.
\"Ah!\"
\"What do you mean, that table isn\'t broken...\" Monketh leaned on the table, it collapsed and he fell over.
Leji laughed at him getting punished by fate, Agara was more kind.
\"You ok, Monketh?\"
Monketh stamped out the candle, \"Uh, yeah...\"
\"I\'m just glad you didn\'t get hurt, Monketh\"
In the meantime, Kyelle found Deadhawk\'s wooden leg in her pack and used it as a prop for the table.
\"There... that should hold it.\"
Leji spilled some alcohol on monketh\'s arm...
Monketh, unnoticing, takes out a piece of metal and hammers it in to prevent the table from falling again.
Kyelle looked at Monketh worriedly then.
\"Nah, that\'s ok, Leji.\"
Hevrah enters the tavern and looks on at the crazy scene. He looked at the broken table.
\"What did i miss?\"
Monketh rummaged through his pack.
Kyelle exclaimed \"It\'s fixed now!\"
Hevrah glanced at the wooden leg.
\"Monketh\'s trying to take the table.\" muttered Agara.
\"Kada is going to shoot me...\" he sighed heavily.
Monketh took out a piece of cotton, which he dabbed in something, then dabbed on his bruise.
Kyelle looked at the leg too; \"Err... don\'t tell Deadhawk\"
\"It\'s not your fault, hev\" Agara said.
\"But I\'m suppose to take care of the tavern when she or cad isn\'t here...\"
\"Ah ok, hev\"
Monketh attempted to rationalize the action, saying \"I wasn\'t taking it, I was just borrowing the leg... uh, indefinitely...\"
Hevrah pulled out a small knife, then he broke the wooden leg off and began to whittle. He studied the woodwork of the other legs.
Monketh started removing wood on the other half of the chain, creating the rest of the links.
Leji prayed to theron during all of this for some help with this the mad wood-workers.
Monketh tossed the hardwood chain to Kyelle, it being no longer capable of supporting a table, or anything else for that matter.
Kyelle caught the chain and staggered
\"Oy, they\'re quite useful to have around\"
Leji prayed harder.
\"Thanks Monketh!\" Kyelle examined the chain.
Kyelle started chuckling wickedly.
\"There!\"
Hevrah places the leg back back under the table.
\"Well, not the best, but I\'m sure a bunch of drunks won\'t mind.\"
Monketh cleaned up the rest of the shavings, put them in a bag, and tossed it in into the fire. He then jokingly luaghed in a malicious manner.
\"Looks perfect Hevrah.\" Kyelle said.
Leji prayed even harder.
Monketh again hammered a piece of metal rod in to keep it still.
\"Thank you, monketh.\"
\"Looks great Hevrah.\" Agara said with a smile.
\"Thank you kyelle and agara\"
Monketh smiled, as if the whole incident of stealing a table leg and carving it up was ridiculously funny.
Leji sighed
Kyelle muttered; \"Now my plans can go forth\"...