Okay your going to have to dig deep for these and I made some of them especially hard...with riddles, decryption, and stuff...
1.) Location: Sweden, where polarbears and elks roam the streets at night, together with penguins and blond crafty lasses.
2.) Occupation: Archmage/Ice Cream Fetishist
3.) He might\'ve believed that, \"Only noobs quote themselves...\"
4.) The Sergeant yelled, \"Danny grab your Thompson and lay cover fire!!!\"
5.) gcckjwtfbxrwamzq
ck=y am=p gc=L rw=u
bx=L tf=x zq=o jw=n
6.) [Middle English, from Old French, from vengier, to avenge, from Latin vindicre. See vindicate.]
7.) \"Damnit! Why do people always call me Zelda!\"
8.) \"All the benefits of a guild and more, none of the consequences The BISM.\"
Added: 9.) By the time you read this I\'ll only need 1 post till I get 1000 posts...
will...add more later