*receives funny e-mail and has to share*

[Bardialus]

Thanks to everyone who sent me such important emails in 2004! It\'s so
great that you included me in your quest to inform!
Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
from you that it\'s good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with
a disease.
I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said
it causes cancer.
I don\'t leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to
walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me
with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me
to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to
Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are
nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are
bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine.
When I go to parties, I now don\'t mix with anybody - you said that someone
will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice
However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to
pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.
I went bankrupt from bounced cheques that I wrote, in anticipation of the
?15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
participated in their special e-mail program.
It\'s weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither
did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot
to follow and I got a curse.
OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don\'t send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next ten
seconds, a bird will crap on you tonight at 7:00 PM.
 
Here\'s to a better informed 2005.
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!

I apologise for the content but it kinda summarises the previous years angst and fearfulness I think!

[Half_Pint]

Nice!  That is sad but true.

[Keyaz]

from what people have been panicking about that i\'ve heard, almost everything causes cancer, from cotton ear buds to driving a hummer!
don\'t even breathe, you might get cancer somehow...

stupid people spreading rumours  X(

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Bardialus
Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
from you that it\'s good for removing toilet stains.

It\'s also good as a pesticide... I heard it works great... and is cheaper... and easier to use...

- Swords

[Diamondcite]

Don\'t drink tap water as it may contain disease, don\'t only drink spring water as you might die from a lack of minerals, don\'t drink filtered water as the filter might break and infect you with bacteria.

[Bjorn]

Yep, that pretty much summarizes 2004 - And that is true, sadly...

[swift]

Cool - Especially as it\'s certainly true.  

But they conveniently forgot to mention that if you recieve too many emails from non microsoft-certified senders you may risk causing damage to your pc not covered by the limited warranty .

[Myrtl]

Originally posted by Half_Pint
Nice!  That is sad but true.

OMG! Your back from inactiveness!  8o  

[Waylander]

Lazyboy-Underwear goes inside the pants


Listen to it....it rules

[Adeli]

I like it a lot more than I did when I read the lyrics.