Ah! An adoring populace ! What can be better except for paying customers
. A humble merchant can desire no more.
For the moment while the friggin game, made by our heartless devs, implements no way in which a poor man as me may seek a honest living in the trade of \"preowned goods\", The council\'s services will be more information oriented. We will supply copious amounts of dirt and other information to parties interested about whatever they are interested in. Also we will undertake contractual harassment, vigilance and surveillance tasks. If you have specific needs you will have to personally contact us.
Please note:
All our activities will be strictly RP. Here is an Example of what we won\'t do:
A dialog between a client, our representative, the mark and the lawman.Lets say they are named \'bunnyking\', \'uncle jimmy\', \'granny Hanna\' and \'Veggie-Nonsense\'.
(These charachters are fictitious and any resemblance to people living or dead is pure coincidental
)
Bunny King: Granny beat up m3h gurl !! I want her burnt on the stake.
Uncle Jimmy: Heh! Heh! Glad to be of service dear customer
. I\'ll go to Hanna\'s house tommorrow with two cans of gas and then...
Veggie-Nonsence: Hey! Hey! Hey!!! I am a self important dev who wears lucky elmo underpants!! I say that\'s not fair gameplay. Do it ingame and in charachter.
Uncle Jimmy: How so o great dev? Since in your lousy game there is no way to do it??
Veggie-Nonsence: Well.. err ...ahem.. *blink**blink*. You are banned!!
Uncle Jimmy: Eeep!! 8o. Heh heh well ofcourse I meant your lordship that we\'ll find some way surely. This is such a wonderful game and you are so grand afterall. I am sure that in some magical way some martians will come in a little spaceship and help me discover some until now undiscovered facet that you have wisely hidden in your game that will allow me to burn granny without harming her or the community in anyway.
Veggie: Ha thats more like it. !! Go back to your insignificant little activities. I have more important gamedevy stuff to do.. *goes off to act self important with other devs ...um lets say EarWaxx and A-Plague*
Jimmy: Sorry bunny boy most we can do is get the little martian thingy where by \"martian\" I mean \"my l337 h4xx0r friend\" and by \"thingy\" i mean \"an illegal mod\". Then we can set granny on fire. It\'ll cost you 10,000 trias.
Bunny: What 8o ! I can\'t pay that! I blew my pay on my girlfriend Doodle\'s fancy shmancy skimpy outfit wearing religious cult. Plus i am so hopping mad that my credit rating is in the negative. Peaple are even afraid to borrow from me:P.
Jimmy: Here guys throw this maroon into the gutter!! WTF X(!.
Bunny: ha! Ha! look at me! I\'m a birdy!! * is carried off by four krans while flapping his arms wildly*
End
So that is something that we won\'t be doing viz
- using illegal mods.
- Harassing people in RL.
- sucking up to devs.(conditions apply ofcourse
)
- transacting with stark raving lunatics.
- burning grannies at stake.
- having krans throw customers into the gutter.
but there are somethings that i personally might just do and encourage others to do viz
- having l337 h4xx0r freinds
- joining that skimpy outfit wearing cult of chicks.(especially that
)
:D:D
So hopefully that should assure the communtiy that we aren\'t harmful to its structure and we will abide by its norms. So start sending the business in!!! Our fees are negotiable..
BTW: Meet me about that sword Sep and we\'ll work out the charges
.
A call for recruitmentJoin up now friends. I would like to make clear our employment policy here. We are more interested in faces new to the realms. Fame isn\'t conducive to our line of work. However potential will be recognised promptly and if your goal is fame then you will not find it wanting if you should be deserving. Your promotions and enhanced public roles will be swift.
As for so called oldbies we do need some known faces for some high profile positions in public liason and operation control. For these jobs get in touch with one of the council members.
I\'d like to point out that our working hours are extremely flexible and pay packets are on a commission basis for the jobs you undertake.
Very Important!!!:It is common for ignorant folk to associate Auran with Auran the Corruptor and thus the Cabal. However I would lay rest the allegations of the Council consisting of half the cabal *glares at TheRedMonk and hits him on the noggin\' with a flounder* by pointing out that the council is right now comprised of three members who are : Yours truly, Neverdawn and another guy who\'s name i forget
. Given that the Cabal\'s size is like fortyish?( ( Xordan ?) that by no means is half the Cabal.
Also i would like to state that this reflects poorly on my abilities of guild creation as this implies that I cannot start a guild from scratch and need the support of other existing guilds. I hope I have amply demonstrated to the contrary before.
And i would also like to say that i didn\'t come up with the concept. The credit, if due, goes to my other two associates. They came up with it and approached me with the concept. I liked it and asked to be made a part of it.
I would conclude here.
Thank you for your time and patience
ps:
whatever means neccessary things that do not belong
Ah but only to serve others my friend monketh. No personal reasons. You want stuff, we get it for you, simple
