An amusing anecdote.

[Under the moon]

True story.
- One day my younger sister brought over her three older children for me to watch.  Their ages being seven, five, and four. Girl, boy, girl, respectively.  They began to get a little rowdy so I decided to ride them around on my horse for a bit. (He?s a jet black, one-quarter morgan, three-quarters quarterhorse, and a big teddy bear.)  Well, I had all three of them on him bareback having fun, but they started to get a little scared.  So I took them down.
- The littlest one asked me ?What is his name??  
- ?Ebony,? I said ?but sometimes we call him ?Bones.?? Just at that moment, our white and cream pinto of the same breed dropped to the ground and began rolling vigorously in the dirt.  When she got up, she  was covered in dirt and nearly brown.
- ?Oh! Oh!? the little one said, in that innocent excited little girl kind of voice, ?Her name...her name is Britny Spears, cos she?s a dirty horse!? 8o
-I immediately burst into laughter, and laughed until my sides hurt and tears formed in my eyes.  To this day, I don?t know where she might have gotten that idea.  

Please add your own amusing tales.

[Couatl]

LOL! Ah kids can be so cute. Sadly, I cant think of any stories at the moment, but Ill get to it I guess.

[Under the moon]

Another true story.
Once, many years back, we were hired to cut down some massive trees in in a guy?s yard in town.  I?m talking BIG, nearly three feet across at the biggest stump.  I had to climb up twenty-four feet into the trees and top them(cut the top off) with a chainsaw, otherwise they would have taken out half the block.  My cousin was up from Tennessee and wanted to help.
- ?You know how to use a chainsaw, right??
- ?Yes,? he answered confidently.  So, we strapped him in the harness and belted the gaffs (spiky boots) to his legs.  He climbed without too much problem and tied the tree off at about thirty feet up (safety first, you don?t want those things to go the wrong way!)  He then descended to twenty-four feet and hauled the chainsaw up by its dragline.  After a few moments of confusion, he hollered down in that Tennessee drawl.
- ?How do you start this thing??
- ?Haven?t you ever used a chainsaw??
- ?No.?

[Efflixi Aduro]

For the first one... I can recall some pics that would make a child think that.
For the second, ha ha I love chainsaws. My dad doesn\'t let me go near it anymore >.>
Lets just say I \"chopped down\" a lot of stuff.

[Noctis Lamnia]

Quick story:

Alright, me and some friends love blowing stuff up.  Once day, we decided to blow up an AXE can (unoriginaly, but, meh).  So, I was spraying the fire with WD-40 and making fireballs, when all of a sudden the can of AXE exploded roughly 2 feet from my face.

i R t3h luckiez

I was surprised the thing didn\'t take my face off, lol.

<_<

>_>

Stupid story, but, meh.

*goes down to local hardware store to buy several blowtorches*

[Foresteer]

\"If we are all gods children.... whats so special about jesus?\"

heheh saw that little quote on comedy central