my fellow people of Yliakum, as you may all know the past weeks and months has seen a new disease sweeping our lands. this disease has been an known menace to all members who reside in our fair lands but yet has never been fully identifide. you have all seen the sick and diseased folk who carry the plauge. they walk and fight just like us but when it comes to speach there the horror lies...
words that come to light which make no sence such as \"WTFLOLOLOLlolol!!!111\" and \"lvl?\" are just a small amount of the curse that has now gripped our lands. a curse which is sending many a fair citizen fleeing for there homes locking there selfs in and not coming out....
but fear no more for I have brought meathods to save yourself from the horrors of this curse.
Firstly: Do not lock yourself at home. To do so only weakens the resolve of the people that stay outdoors remember safety in more numbers.
Secondly: Do not have talks with them over a few kind words of \"go away you diseased freak\" or \"burn in the deathrealm you monster\"
Thirdly: Do not be worried to use leathal force. the people with this plauge have more or less no hope of recovering. they feel no pain if they die and so if they persist to harrase you i strongly recomend leathal force.
Finnally: Dont let them get the better of you. this is where the disease works its way into your own system. if you wish not to be spouting such dribble as \" OMGZ do yu knw where i get 1337 spells??!??\" then take heed to what i have said
*seperot steps off his soap box and leaves*
(ooc: its basically a made up idea of how to combat the n00b waves in PS for all of you who are already fed up of it
it also gives an excuse for more seemless roleplay... also its just for fun
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