Indeed, I too wish you to enjoy your married life. May your twisted minds mold as one, and may your evil deeds not interfere with one another. I have something that happens to make a perfect gift for this occasion.
*pulls out a vial*
This elixir was made with the Red and Dark ways, much passion, fury, and hatred was invested into this elixir. I have no idea what it does, but I\'m sure it will suit your tastes admirably.
OOC: Best of luck and have fun with all that married nonsense.