Hello everybody,
my name\'s Shannath Lobos and i come from...outside... I came in your beautiful city to have luck and fame but i discovered early that in this city ALL the newcomers must do a kind of game: the \"killing rat game\". Well: i\'m a social person so i played me too at that game but i observed the tactics of many bipedal to kill an unfortunate little hairy mammal, also (i mean a rat, not a dwarf!!!).
There are many tactics to capture and/or kill a rat, it depend on the personality of the bipedal:
Personality #1: \"Seductior\" (Have ever you seen a knife such mine? Please, come to see it closer, closer, closer...)
Personality #2: \"Overbearing\" (AAAAARRRGGHHHH that rat i mineeeeeeeeeee, also that, and that and that andthatandthat!!!!!!!!)
Personality #3 : \"Fearful\" (Mmmmmm ppl say rats bite... Mmmmmm, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH i saw a raaaaat: moooooooom!!!!!)
Personality #4: \"Generous\" (la la lalllaalllalala a hit here and a hit there lallallalla)
Personality #5: \"Supplicator\" (i have wife and children, plz, Mr Joe Rat, let me have only a leg of your body, i have also a small hungry dog!)
Personality #6: \"Shy\" (errrr....ehm....Mr...can i put myself near you and with my little little swor...no, eh? Ok, have a good day)
Personality #7: \"Lawful\" (Dear Mr Joe rat, the Council with law Nr 19, comma 32bis, decided that you, true animal, must die by the sword of my customer. If you, Mr Joe Rat, will refuse to die you will condamned by this Court to pay a rat\'s eye, yours, to my customer. Greetings. The bipedal\'s lawyer)
Personality #8 \"Silent\" ()
Personality #9 \"Patient\" (it\'s 5 days i stay here in the sewers without eat nor drink and neither sleep. A question: am i in the right place???)
Personality #10 \"Caothic\" (Ops...sorry... Well: tonight i earned ALSO a dress, a sword and some money)
Personality #11 \"Confused\" (well, so: I have the rat and i must kill my sword...no...i have a bag and i must cook my shoe...no...okok got it gotcha: i\'m a rat and you are not...)
Personality #12 \"Silly\" (hey Mr Joe Rat, do you know that joke that...)
Enough for now
See u
Shannath Lobos