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How would you commit the "Perfect Crime"?
« on: February 20, 2005, 04:04:43 pm »
I think it?s a very interesting topic that we all think about one time or another. Murder, whether it?s thinking about murdering your arch nemesis in school or killing that annoying noob that just wont let go. Tell me how you would commit this act.

I would lure someone into an area with laser mines as soon as they are in activate them and broadcast a message telling them that if they moved a inch they would die. Of course I would leave them in an unpopulated area so if they didn?t move for a few hours no one would find them, yet they would eventually scum to sleep and fall over triggering the mines. The mines would relate to the persons background, for example if I wanted to kill someone in the army I would use army mines. This would give the impression that I was associated with the army or his army career.

Please post your versions of a \"perfect crime\" and how you would commit it. Oh and no I am not a psychopath and am not actually planning murder but my creative mind wont rest at the moment and I need something to exercise my mind on.


* By posting here you agree not to use or to conspire to use these techniques in an actual crime.
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2005, 05:05:38 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2005, 06:05:29 pm »
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sorry was gonna post a few ideas but :/ (of corse since i have no qualms against flat out lying :P )

So here goes totaly wiped poision dart :D use gloves and have it air powered.. no prints no DNA and instant death
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2005, 08:10:47 pm »
Depends what the crime is really say if you were assasinating someone get a very good powered rifle, shave the bullets abit to hide any cereal or anything that could trace back. cover the gun in something removing any metallica shine. After its all said and done get in your vehicle go home burn the clothing somewhere..hide the rifle under the floor boards in the shed.

Yes I would never do such things, unless ofcourse the person was trying to kill me first ^^
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2005, 09:39:07 pm »
umbrella tipped with poison find the guy on the street and dig it into his foot...


it worked for the kgb :)
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2005, 09:42:42 pm »
Considering my target has a dwelling, and I have no previous records of aggression towards him, I would...

       Watch him/her for many days, even months. learning their friends, their routine, and the circles they run in...  Being inconspicuous.
        I would obtain a small dosage of Iocane, A tasteless, scentless powder, that dissolves instantly in water, and can kill a man of 230 pounds(104.55 Kilogram) with 10 miligrams, wether inhaled, injested, or taken into the bloodstream.

        On the date of my careful choosing, I would possition myself within their vicinity, while they are excluded, alone. Be it in the morning as they leave their house. At night when they return (preferably).

Armed with a small, silenced air powered bebee rifle, (easily obtained at a sporting or hobby store, Silencer homemade from carbide tubing, or obtained if you have a connection. I would have one of my pellets laced with the Iocane, previously mentioned.

      Struck with this pellet, Making no noise, in the upper leg, or back if they hadn\'t thick clothing. they would feel naught more than a pin prick,  

      Within 10 minutes they would be lifeless, inside of their home. and i would be safely back from whence I came.

I know where you live
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2005, 09:46:20 pm »
nuke the city they lived in
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2005, 10:08:47 pm »
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...totaly wiped poision dart :D use gloves and have it air powered.. no prints no DNA and instant death


The air power is from a can on cell right? Because you would get saliva in the tube and on the dart if you used lung power.

Perfect murder eh...?

A: The target would have to be unrelated to you so there are no ways to connect you to it.
B: The mode of killing would have to look like either an accidental or natural death.
C: Though we would of course love to you could not leave a \'calling card.\'

I think the best is to let two guys kill one another or make it look like they did. That way, case closed. The murderer was taken out by his victim...no further investigation. Though that seems to take some of the fun out of it.
Part of the murderers joy is taken in that they are not caught when they could be. The easyer they think it is for them to be found the more fun it is. Like hide and seek only on a more, devious level.

PS: Nice work there Waylander, remind me not to get into any assanination competitions with you. :)
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2005, 10:22:51 pm »
NINJA TACTICS!

I would be sneaky, never seen never heard and when the time is right... *SWEENNN!* all over, I escape into the night without a hint or clue I or anyone was there. But to be cool, I would make a \"Z\" in his chest so people think that its a Zorro wannabe, but by the time they find the headless body in the dumpster, in a dark alley, I\'d be on the other side of the world.

MUAHAHA...

perfect...

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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2005, 11:05:40 pm »
I would destroy everything the persoon has worked for, and allow that person to see me always following them and watching. After a while, I will let Insanity take it\'s toll.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2005, 11:36:12 pm »
I live in Texas...we are not big or hyped up on perfect techniques. So, with that in mind, here is my plan:

Take the guy hunting on a friend\'s land, or get him out into the country by means of another way. This kinda depends on who you are trying to kill and what they like to do. Then, grab a gun, and shoot. Simple, lots of blood, and no witnesses. I could make it look like self-defense by having him \"stab\" me in the arm with a hunting knife. I would do this after death, of course. How? Easy. Take his lifeless hand (with the knife) and cut yourself with it across the arm. It would have his prints, not yours, and self-defense is the PERFECT way to get out of it.
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2005, 11:39:15 pm »
Receive training in the use of a high-powered rifle w/ scope.
Purchase weapon out-of-state from someone who doesn\'t obey regulations faithfully.
Buy Plane tickets, show up at the airport, redeem \'em and leave.
Silence rifle.
Fake license plate.
Black BioHazard suit.  No way to ID.
Cover car with removable paintjob of some sort.
Commit crime.
Flee.  Taking the cartridge.
Remove removable paintjob, black biohazard suit, fake license plate.
Clean gun & run gun through flames.
Sell gun out of state without obedience to regulations.
Return to previous state of life within 24 hours of commiting the crime.
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2005, 11:45:10 pm »
Simple. Do it in New York City. Seriously, people have been shanked there on the street in broadday light, and thier murders still haven\'t been caught.
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2005, 11:53:27 pm »
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nuke the city they lived in


pfft. That all??

All you have to do is move to Mars, and live in a perfectly sustainable environment, then blow the crap out of the earth. Problem solved.
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2005, 11:55:27 pm »
beat them to death with my bare hands, or their shoes, in front of the queen for random purpose. whichever proves more fun
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