Author Topic: How would you commit the "Perfect Crime"?  (Read 3842 times)

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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2005, 02:11:36 am »
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nuke the city they lived in

Gah, you stole mine.

Actually, I don\'t think I would ever murder someone, so why talk about it.

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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2005, 02:35:20 am »
I would take a sharp small knife and put really strong poison on the tip of the knife, then find out the lifestyle of the person  thus finding the time he would be in a really crowded area. I would go trough the crowd as a normal citizen and while passing him I would stab the tip of the knife i his arm thus getting the poison in his system. I would make sure he would not see whi I am me in the crowd and would not see from who the stab came.
 
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2005, 02:45:40 am »
1st option: shoot the f*u*c*k*e*r in the middle of the street. Then bribe the judge or have you\'re goons terrorize/intimidate the jury members any wich way they can be it terror, buy them with with money, violence, kidnaping relatives, rape or  whatsoever, just as long as they vote not guilty on you, and walk away.

screw the perfect murder, you buy it

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2nd option: go on a holiday to former Yugoslavia, find a ex- serbian soldier give him 1000 dollar, the adres and a picture of the person you want to get rid of an airplane ticket there and back again et voila perfect murder.
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2005, 02:51:17 am »
While they are swimming in their pool snipe them with a silenced sniper rifle. When done pack away the rifle in a back pack then pour cement over it and nestle it safely in your garden.
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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2005, 03:09:52 am »
Why is nuking a place the perfect crime? People get caught for bombing places every day. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2005, 03:55:30 am »
I wouldn\'t be caught doing it, that would be my perfect crime, now the crime.... hmmm.... hacking the cia headquarters and getting something/leaving a text file without getting caught or anything.
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« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2005, 04:11:17 am »
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Why is nuking a place the perfect crime? People get caught for bombing places every day. :rolleyes:


Because when you nuke somewhere, if people come after you, you nuke them :D
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« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2005, 04:15:09 am »
nuclear bomb + used nearby = death to all! Nuclear bombs are too dangerous to use in crimes. But a little homemade nitroglycerin with a slow fuse of some napalm... now we\'re talking!

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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2005, 04:29:56 am »
not if it isn\'t used by somebody nearby !!!
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« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2005, 04:30:02 am »
Buy a plane ticket to some random country like hong kong, go to a random internet cafe, hack their computer, then edit their hard disk so its all 1\'s on one side and all 0\'s on the other side-- (they have to be at their computer for this to kill them), then set the disk rotation speed to highest.  The disk starts wobbling because of the inbalanced electomagnetic forces (becuase its all 1\'s on one side and all 0\'s on other- opposite magnetic force) and as it goes faster and faster it wobbles more and more until it slips off the pin and out of the computer, slicing their throat and they bleed to death.  That would have to be the perfect murder.  But you would have to be a bit lucky for it to kill them.

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« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2005, 04:33:39 am »
I like that! Hmm, now to get one of those industrial 15,000 rpm drives and get it going fast! But how would it slip out of the computer case?
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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2005, 04:34:27 am »
lol, that is the best plan yet.
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« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2005, 04:54:57 am »
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But how would it slip out of the computer case?


It slices out of of the computer case- think about it, thin metal disk going at 15,000 rpm, zooooopph----  I know for a fact this sort of thing happened back in the days of mainframes, (which is why they were often housed behind a 10cm thick wall of concrete) when they had huge metal disks, but thesedays windows has something that makes sure the o/s evenly distributes 0\'s and 1\'s so theres never too many on either side.

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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2005, 05:07:10 am »
I wouldn\'t murder I would steal.  First, I would wear dark clothing and a black bandana over my mouth so they can\'t hear me breath.  Then, I would sneek into their house with gloves padded with small sharp pricks.  Using the gloves I would climb the side of the walls avoiding light.  Then I would reach for their bonds and credit cards and take em.  Then i would quickly get out the window.

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« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2005, 05:14:23 am »
Or you could kill the internet. That would make many people lose their minds :D
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