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Incenjucar

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« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2005, 05:24:29 am »
I\'d find a baby.

With candy.

And then I\'d -take it-, and run.







The candy, I mean.
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« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2005, 06:54:32 am »
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...totaly wiped poision dart :D use gloves and have it air powered.. no prints no DNA and instant death


The air power is from a can on cell right? Because you would get saliva in the tube and on the dart if you used lung power.

Perfect murder eh...?


Air Powered Dart Rifle the it is perfect.. if never repeated then it looks like a random act of assasination

EDIT: WiseKran\'s is even better then mine though :) but mine wasn\'t very well thought out as i dont think on these things very often XD
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« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2005, 08:59:16 pm »
I have a new suggestion.

Study their movements make notes if they are predictable (e.g. always leave the house at 10.) Then plant a bomb outside there work and time when they arrive. Set the timer to be when they usually arrive providing there are quite a few people going in at that time as well. Once it explodes it will hopefully kill your person but it will also wipe out a few other people, which would make it seem like a terror bombing.

I can\'t wait until I become a forensic scientist. So many crimes so little time.
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« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2005, 09:55:48 pm »
How about I destroy your entire universe by slowly poisoning your youth\'s minds through televison, videogames, and fried chicken fingers.

...I\'d prefer a instantanious implosion, but I\'m currently out of town and unable to put my full power into it.

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« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2005, 04:10:24 am »
stab someone with an iceicle....... then make a chess set from the bones
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« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2005, 04:11:30 am »
Blackmail somebody else into doing it :D
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« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2005, 04:55:34 pm »
I would kill them with a sharp icicle. Which would melt. Then they\'d nevar find the murder weapon.
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« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2005, 01:40:37 am »
Easy, nuke the city the guys in, theyd never know who i was aiming for ;)
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« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2005, 03:38:11 am »
They wouldn\'t care who you were aiming for. Then they\'d just want to get you even more.
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« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2005, 03:53:06 am »
That was not supposed to be a serious response....
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« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2005, 01:49:58 am »
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Considering my target has a dwelling, and I have no previous records of aggression towards him, I would...Watch him/her for many days, even months. learning their friends, their routine, and the circles they run in... Being inconspicuous.
I would obtain a small dosage of Iocane, A tasteless, scentless powder, that dissolves instantly in water, and can kill a man of 230 pounds(104.55 Kilogram) with 10 miligrams, wether inhaled, injested, or taken into the bloodstream.

On the date of my careful choosing, I would possition myself within their vicinity, while they are excluded, alone. Be it in the morning as they leave their house. At night when they return (preferably).

Armed with a small, silenced air powered bebee rifle, (easily obtained at a sporting or hobby store, Silencer homemade from carbide tubing, or obtained if you have a connection. I would have one of my pellets laced with the Iocane, previously mentioned.

Struck with this pellet, Making no noise, in the upper leg, or back if they hadn\'t thick clothing. they would feel naught more than a pin prick,

Within 10 minutes they would be lifeless, inside of their home. and i would be safely back from whence I came.

I know where you live
*wandering eyes*


but you can build up a resistance to iocane powder!(sorry im a movie buff)

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pfft. That all??
All you have to do is move to Mars, and live in a perfectly sustainable environment, then blow the crap out of the earth. Problem solved.

that all you got?
 just  make the the sun go supernova...i wont bore you with the details as to how this ould be done...especially as i dont want to die...;)

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« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2005, 11:41:30 am »
Ya self defense is alot of fun if you can get them to come at you with a knife then you can always reverse the knife and get away legally without any worry, as long as no one suspects provocation.

But why nuke or poison people, theres very little entertainment in that. Insanity looks good.

But anyway get a good ole small pocs immunisation then take a sample of small pocs to sydney airport with a timed release on it then go home and watch on the news 2 weeks later as there is a pandemic. Or maybe some other virus
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« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2005, 01:24:16 am »
You\'re telling me blowing the crap out of people so hard that their shadows get imprinted on the ground, sand turns to glass from the heat, and all thats left of buildings are their foundations isn\'t fun? ?(
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« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2005, 03:46:08 pm »
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You\'re telling me blowing the crap out of people so hard that their shadows get imprinted on the ground, sand turns to glass from the heat, and all thats left of buildings are their foundations isn\'t fun? ?(

Sure it\'d be fun, but obtaining plutonium or any other nuclear material would be the toughest thing in the world to obtain. It\'d be like getting your lisense renewed at the DMV, except it\'d last 2 years and all the people in the DMV would have Ak-47\'s and RPGs. Yeah, it\'d suck pretty hard.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2005, 08:20:07 pm »
1. O.D.
2. stage a \"domestic dispute\" murder
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