Author Topic: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread  (Read 185584 times)

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #540 on: August 10, 2010, 08:57:33 pm »
Should my computer become functional again I would be most happy to provide your guild with a peon. I find them relaxing to play.

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« Reply #541 on: August 10, 2010, 11:35:30 pm »
Nice. Well, with me that makes at least 2 peons. We also have plenty of gold and wood. So I guess we do have a start already.

Parallo's certainly working all the structural details, and I've collected as much information about the Dark Empire's guild hall as I think I'm able to get. So it's just a matter of waiting for us to  throw it in the pan and cook it.
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« Reply #542 on: August 11, 2010, 02:03:50 pm »
Nice. Well, with me that makes at least 2 peons. We also have plenty of gold and wood. So I guess we do have a start already.

Parallo's certainly working all the structural details, and I've collected as much information about the Dark Empire's guild hall as I think I'm able to get. So it's just a matter of waiting for us to  throw it in the pan and cook it.

Did you say wood?

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« Reply #543 on: August 12, 2010, 02:04:41 am »
Did you say wood?

I did. You'll just fall in love with our furniture.
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« Reply #544 on: August 12, 2010, 05:04:43 am »
How may I join?

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« Reply #545 on: August 12, 2010, 01:13:11 pm »
Do not mind the sperm-stained fellow in the dark corner over there. Although his appearance is a rotting and caved-in one, (much like his rear-end, which served as an Imperial deal-maker in his days) he is quite harmless and is unable to keep himself from rambling about the most foul things he can imagine. You see, Rinenud is afflicted with a curse. The man has, for many years, struggled to keep his foul temper and particularly bad form of neurosis behind bars, as the Empire has tried to as well, literally.
When I first took Rinenud under guidance he was but a young fellow, rebellious and outspoken. Although no guild would take him in, I went ahead and tried to guide the young boy into a world of fair communication and glamour. My friend at that time, Rexford Fortune took pity on the boy and decided to take him off my hand, at a slim sum of 20 tria. I, always on a never-ending journey of money acquisition, naturally accepted.

I later found out that the poor boy had now been turned into Rexford's sex-slave. Now and then I would see the man walk around with his acquired price, who looked sullen, on all fours, crawling through the feces-ridden roads of Hydlaa. A terrible ordeal I hear he has now taken an immense aversion to, and has become quite an obsession with him apparantly.

As the days went on I felt more and more saddened with Rinenud's terrible fate. I decided to put him out of his misery, so I planned what would become his sweet release from this world. Alas it never came. Though I have never failed to complete an assignment or miss out on my target I could not go ahead with the kill that faithfull night as he sat there, broken and terrified in his dirty little hole in the ground. I frowned upon the bones and children's toys I saw lay strewn about, I frowned upon rinenud's apparant violated rear-end. I took pity on the boy, and I hate to admit, I left him there that night, I left him and only to this day find out he still lives. Although he spreads his unconserved rants around town still, I am glad he lives.

I am glad he lives.
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« Reply #546 on: August 12, 2010, 01:26:50 pm »
Geen dank.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #547 on: August 12, 2010, 02:01:05 pm »
@ Vieg:

If you are certain enough that you really want to join this bunch of censored ... ;) ... then you will be able to find them in-game. Or maybe in the IRC channel #darkempire on FreeNode? To write/answer Private Messages you would need at least 10 posts; but maybe you can receive any already.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #548 on: August 12, 2010, 02:24:29 pm »
I'd join if I were you.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #549 on: August 12, 2010, 11:36:53 pm »
Vieg, we're still having some troubles with the guild in-game. Walk around the marvelous Yliakum for the time being...

Parallo should be ready next week.
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« Reply #550 on: August 22, 2010, 03:47:58 am »
Kool, cant wait to join!

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #551 on: August 22, 2010, 05:32:27 pm »
The relationship between my decreasing interest in the dark empire and its members talking is linear.

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« Reply #552 on: August 22, 2010, 06:26:32 pm »
The relationship between my decreasing interest in the dark empire and its members talking is linear.

Let's hope that means you'll hang around us less often.
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« Reply #553 on: August 22, 2010, 07:00:02 pm »
The relationship between my decreasing interest in the dark empire and its members talking is linear.

Oh lawd, serious business over here.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #554 on: August 24, 2010, 09:28:22 pm »


  I'm on now. Those mounts are beastily.