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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #555 on: August 26, 2010, 02:05:55 am »
I was hospitalised for a bit (drat kidney stones, second time this year) but dammit the empire certainly lives. just give me some rest. (second tome this year)
I suggest the statue of Laanx gets turned into a statue of Parallo <3. An NPC could never replace the huge hole he left in my heart when he died  :'(

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #556 on: August 26, 2010, 03:03:56 am »
I'm sorry to hear that. Second time this year? It is perhaps time for serious changes to the diet. I know. Get well!

Er, now back to your regularly-scheduled DE thread.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #557 on: August 26, 2010, 01:25:22 pm »
Parallo might have been hospitalized for this brief period, but his loyal followers have been carrying out his will. Some more loyally than others... But that's something to be expected of the Dark imperials.

The Empire's situation has improved a very good bit. We now have a new member base: fresh, active and ready to sweep Yliakum from your feet.
We're making good progress in regularizing the Guild situation and we're also bringing forth a fun plot for everyone to participate, with help from some of the best Guilds PlaneShift has to offer. It should be ready in September.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #558 on: August 26, 2010, 01:28:31 pm »
I was hospitalised for a bit (drat kidney stones, second time this year) but dammit the empire certainly lives. just give me some rest. (second tome this year)

Stop drinking so much, Kada-El's could survive on your tab alone.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #559 on: August 26, 2010, 01:47:33 pm »
Don' listen to 'em Parallo. They're jealous of your drinkin' skills.  ;D

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #560 on: August 26, 2010, 01:50:06 pm »
No, we're just pissed he pays us less than what he pays that chick at the bar.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #561 on: August 26, 2010, 01:53:49 pm »
I was hospitalised for a bit (drat kidney stones, second time this year) but dammit the empire certainly lives. just give me some rest. (second tome this year)

Stop drinking so much, Kada-El's could survive on your tab alone.

Kada-El... Ohhhhh shes already died from the deadness of RP.
You maybe roleplaying but you could still be OOC.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #562 on: August 26, 2010, 04:25:46 pm »
I was hospitalised for a bit (drat kidney stones, second time this year) but dammit the empire certainly lives. just give me some rest. (second tome this year)

Stop drinking so much, Kada-El's could survive on your tab alone.

Kada-El... Ohhhhh shes already died from the deadness of RP.

When I still played, that tavern was called Kada El's, I had no idea that they changed it to Vakachehk's Drinking Parlor.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #563 on: August 26, 2010, 05:30:29 pm »
Don't be afraid of good old Kada-El's tavern. Vakachehk is an Enkidukai politician, he would never leave Ojaveda without a good reason (e.g. Brado getting out of mugs)... ;) ;)

That was a joke. Note the smirks.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #564 on: August 27, 2010, 06:51:00 am »
I was hospitalised for a bit (drat kidney stones, second time this year) but dammit the empire certainly lives. just give me some rest. (second tome this year)

Stop drinking so much, Kada-El's could survive on your tab alone.

Kada-El... Ohhhhh shes already died from the deadness of RP.

When I still played, that tavern was called Kada El's, I had no idea that they changed it to Vakachehk's Drinking Parlor.

I mean Kada... the player Kada El stopped playing ages ago, dunno why though. :'(

Vakachehk doesn't drink alcohol sorry :)

@LigH Vakachehk is no politician... he's a Kore not some Rabani :D
« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 10:26:08 am by Vakachehk »
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #565 on: August 28, 2010, 10:11:32 pm »


  The Empire does need those who would be suitable for the Imperial Trades. So crafters, traders and entrepreneurs etc are all wanted!

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #566 on: August 29, 2010, 12:36:49 am »


  The Empire does need those who would be suitable for the Imperial Trades. So crafters, traders and entrepreneurs etc are all wanted!

That's the way to do it Roberet! Confuse them into joining, a solid tactic for any empire.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #567 on: August 29, 2010, 12:45:34 am »


  The Empire does need those who would be suitable for the Imperial Trades. So crafters, traders and entrepreneurs etc are all wanted!

That's the way to do it Roberet! Confuse them into joining, a solid tactic for any empire.

I'm so pro at this.


But seriously.

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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #568 on: August 29, 2010, 12:40:06 pm »
I mean Kada... the player Kada El stopped playing ages ago, dunno why though. :'(
I believe that the key to solving this mistery is the fact Kada was the mistress of nearly all oldbies back then.

My guess is that somewhere during or after the Cabal war, Seperot decided that he wanted an army of oldbies under his control (which would be only natural considering his "army of dragons" thing). Now to achieve this, he first needed to somehow get Kada under his bidding. He created a secret committee, the sole purpose of which was to find out as much about Kada as possible.

And so it happened.

One beautiful day he approached Kada and said: "From this day on your doing my biding. You're oldbies are going to do eveyrthing I tell you their gonig to do."

Obviously, Kada was shocked. And not even by Seperot's bizarre spelling, to which everyone were used to anyway.

But after Seperot's subsequent words, Kada was confused no more...
"...or I'll tell everynoe your realy a big hairy guy."

Kada was shattered. What should he do? Have his unblemished reputation ruined? Or give this unstable maniac the power for which he yearned so much? After much deliberation, he decided only one right thing could be done in such situation...
He disappeared.

That's my theory anyway, and I think everyone will agree it is a very plausible one.


But to stay on topic:
Everyone gather around. Sangwa will now sing the new Dark Empire anthem.
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Re: [ORGANIZATION]The Dark Empire: Promotional Thread
« Reply #569 on: August 29, 2010, 09:07:40 pm »
Sangwa, as far as I can recall you threw a fit, insulted quite a few good people, and quit. After what you have done it's best for the Empire if Parallo runs it on his own.

That was exactly what happened. I wouldn't add the word "good" to it though.
Ah, but you did that because you loved us all so much :love:
The father kicked his kids out of the house, and then shed the odd tear as he watched his legacy fail.

So, now the father is offering us the warmth of his hearth again?
Very interesting indeed.

I won't be showing up yet, but I'll give this advice to anyone who wants to reboot the Scholars:
Create an offline backup of ALL BOOKS, ASAP.

Now to more technical matters:
Sangwa, contact Xordan to regain access to the website. I have been unable to login for months and have plagued Xordan on an irregular basis to fix it, but he has been unable to find the problem, since the username/pass should be good. The website's software is horribly outdated and needs a good overhaul, or it'll be spammed to oblivion if anyone dares to open a page you can post in.

Oh, and "Hi everyone!".
« Last Edit: August 29, 2010, 09:09:43 pm by Eolas »
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